SO MY BOYFRIEND GOES AND SAYS...
"SO MIKE TELL ME... DO YOU HAVE A PLAYSTATION 3?"
"WHY YOU ASK????"
"I DUNNO DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN"
"OK, YUP, I HAVE NOT ONLY A PLAY 3, BUT ALSO 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 AND KEEPS GETTING BETTER..."
"YOU'RE NOT TOO ORTODOX FOR THAT, MICHAEL?"
"YOU'RE CALLING ME OLD????"
"NOT AT OLD, BUT ONLY ANTIQUE"
"????"
WHAT'S THE FIRE OF MY LOINS DOING????
"DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE OF YOUR AGE WOULD PLAY MARIO, YOU KNOW???"
"HONEY...?"
"BUT IT'S JUST SO COOL TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS ALSO A MAN OVER 40, ALSO I AM A MAN OVER 30 THAT MAKES THE DREAM FILM COMPLETE"
SO HE KISSED ME AND THE OXITOCIN OF POISON IVY MADE ME FADE AWAY...
