Monday, March 6, 2017

THIRD IMPACT

MIKE I WANT TO BE WITH YOU
A VOICE ECHOED FROM THE BOTTOM OF UNIVERSE
FROM EONS AGO AND FORWARD
AND THE CUB MADE HIS BEST EFFORT
"NOW WHAT" THE CUB SAID "ALL I FOUGHT FOR YOU AND NOW..."
"I DO WANT TO BE WITH YOU" I SAID "FOREVER INSIDE THIS EVA"
"I DON'T WANT THAT!!!"
"I DO"
"MIKE, WHY YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE ME"
LIKE A MELODY HIS POISON IVY VOICE INVADED MY MIND
"IT'S WHAT YOU WANT, RIGHT? JUST LEAVE ME AND YOU'LL BE FREE AND HAPPY"
"YOU DON'T NEED TO BE JEALOUS ANYMORE, YOU CAN BE FREE AND LEAVE ME, FORGET ABOUT ME AND ALL YOU DID WITH ME, CAN YOU FEEL THE POISON IN YOUR VEINS??? LET IT FUEL YOU, AND GO AWAY FOREVER..."
"NO, I'LL FIGHT ALL THESE DEMONS... FOR YOU CUB"
"YOU STILL TALK LIKE YOU LOVE ME... BUT I FEEL YOU DON'T ANYMORE..."
"I'LL FIGHT!!!"

"AND NOW THE TRUTH CUB... I AM AN ANGEL"
"WHAT???"
"AND IF YOU REALIZE I'VE BEEN FOR TEN YEARS DELAYING ALL YOUR PROJECTS, MISUSING MY POWER TO STOP YOU. YOU ARE DANGEROUS FOR THE UNIVERSE, AS AN ARTIST, AS A CREATOR OF A NEW ART, AND MAYBE A NEW WORLD, AND A NEW UNIVERSE, I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN"
"NO, YOU BETRAYED ME, LIKE MY FATHER IN THE SKY, YOU DID THE SAME THING WITH YOUR PROMISES OF ETERNAL LOVE, I CAN'T STAND YOUR DECEIT!!! I'LL BLOW YOUR MIND WITH THE POWER OF MY ART!!!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... MICHAEL WAS AN ANGEL... THE NEW WORLD IS CLOSE... A NEW WORLD WITH HAPPY ENDINGS WHERE NO ONE SUFFERS AND EVERYBODY IS MILLIONAIRE, NO MORE HUNGER... THIRD IMPACT HAS JUST BEGUN..."

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

WE GOT ABDUCTED!!!!


"CUB, NOW IT'S STILL SUMMER WE CAN GO TO A CABIN IN THE WOODS, HOW'S THAT?" I SAID
"YOU STILL TRYING TO FIX IT" THE CUB ANSWERED
"FIX... WHAT????"
"YOU KNOW YOU AND I GOT MARRIED WITH BLOOD"
"AND???"
"THAT'S SACRED"
"YUP, LIKE MICKEY AND MALLORY KNOX"
"IT HAD TO BE SACRED AS THERE IS STILL NOT LEGAL MARRIAGE FOR MUTANTS IN CHILE"
"WHAT'S YOUR... POINT!!!!"
"YOU AND YOUR PERFECT MEMORY, JOSH GOT IT ERASED..."
"SO WE ARE DIVORCED... " I SHRUNK
"IT'S JUST FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW ME AND JOSH WANT YOU AND I LIVING TOGETHER BEFORE CONSIDERING OUR RELATIONSHIP "MARRIAGE" WE WERE ACTUALLY DIVORCED, THINK ABOUT IT"
"AND IT'S MY FAULT, DAMMIT, BUT WE STILL GO TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS?"
"WE ARE HERE!!!" THE CUB SAID
"I'M LOVING IT!!!!"
THE NIGHT FELL AS WE MADE LOVE OVER THE CARPET AND IN FRONT OF THE FIRE

SO WE WERE SLEEPING NAKED  OVER THE CARPET AND
SUDDENLY A LIGHT WOKE US UP

"HELL!!!!" I SHOUTED
"NO TIME TO GO COWARD, MIKE!"
WE GOT TELETRANSPORTED INSIDE THE SPACESHIP
AND THEN WE WERE PUT OVER A TABLE
"WE ARE MORMONS" THE ALIENS SAID "AND WE WANT YOUR SOULS TO ENSLAVE THEM. OF COURSE WE WILL PUT A CHIP INSIDE YOUR HEADS WITH OUR MEMORIES, AND THE GOOD THING IS YOU'LL GET ETERNAL LIFE AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO MARRY 1000 WIVES"
"BUT WE PREFER BOYS" WE COMPLAINED
"THEY DON'T WANNA FUCK US???"
"CUB!!!!"
"THE LORD HAS SPOKEN"
"MIKE THESE GUYS THINK WE WILL LET THEM DO THAT WITHOUT OPOSITION..."
"FUNNY"
AND WE TOOK OUR WEAPONS

AND THUS WE ENDED THE NIGHT KILLING ALIENS!!!!

ANOTHER AVERAGE NIGHT...








Sunday, February 12, 2017

MINMAY OPERATION LIGHT OF HOPE

THE WORLD IS A MESS AND WE NEED HOPE!
THAT IS WHY WE ARE MAKING A
MINMAYOPERATION 
SHOW BEGINS
SATURDAY FEBRUARY 12 2017
22.00 HRS SANTIAGO CHILE TIME!
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME!!!!
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Saturday, January 28, 2017

MINMAY OPERATION FIRE!!!!

THERE'S A HUGE FIRE IN CHILE!!!!
ALL THE FORESTS ARE BURNING!!!!
SO WE MAKE A MINMAY OPERATION 
TO GIVE HOPE CHILE!!!!


SHOW BEGINS 
SATURDAY 28 JANUARY 2017
18 HRS SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO CHILE TIME!
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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

POST-BLOG

I STOOD STILL
FOR A MOMENT
WATCHING HIM
DRINK HIS FRAPPUCCINO
WITH CREAM ON THE TOP

"SO WHAT YOU'RE DOING????"
I ASKED
"SOAP, PAINTINGS, ASSEMBLAGES, MOSAICS AND MANDALAS, AND... A BOOK. AND YOU?"
"SOFTWARE"
"RECENTLY YOU DON'T TALK TOO MUCH. IT'S LIKE YOUR NEXT STEP IS GOING MONOSYLLABIC..."
"HUM..."
"YOU STILL ANGRY?"
AND I REMEMBERED. HE KEPT TALKING THAT HE WAS UNDER METAMORPHOSIS AND THAT HE CHANGED A LOT BUT STILL KEPT BEING THE SAME... 
"YOU STILL CHANGING?"
"I GUESS... WHAT YOU GOT SO MAD ABOUT IT?"
"BIH CHANGE, VERY BIG CHANGE"
"I AM STILL ME. YOU KNOW IT... JUST POST-ME"
"VERY WELL"
"YOU SEEM ANNOYED. YOU WERE THE ONE THAT TRIGGERED ALL THE VERY BIG CHANGE TO BEGIN WITH. WE SHOULD LIVE TOGETHER, DO I SPELL IT?"
"POST-YOU"
"I'M ANDY, STILL ANDY JUST POST-ANDY"
"MIKE, I AM POST-ME, POST-ARTIST AND POST-SEXUAL, AND MAYBE BEGINNING A POST WRITER, YOU KNOW? NOW THAT I'M WRITING A BOOK IN ENGLISH I WONDER IF I'LL BECOME POST-WRITER AS WELL, DO YOU LIKE THE IDEA?"
"????!!!!"
"EITHER WAY YOU LIKE IT OR NOT WE ARE ENGAGED"
"CUB, I STILL DON'T GET THAT SHIT ABOUT YOU BECOMING POST-SEXUAL... WHAT'S THAT ABOUT????"

"IT'S NOTHING MIKE I JUST REALIZED THAT SEX HAS NO MEANING ITSELF SO I HAVE TO FIND THE MEANING OF IT IN ORDER TO GIVE MEANING TO SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T HAVE MEANING TO BEGINT WITH, SO..."
"I LIKE THE ATTITUDE"
"THE SAME WITH ME AS AN ARTIST. I HAVE NO MEANING AS AN ARTIST SO I HAVE TO FIND THAT MEANING,YOU KNOW? TO GIVE MEANING TO MY ART, MORE MEANING..."

I JUST STARED AT HIM...
I LOOOVE HIM
THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY!

Sunday, December 25, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION IN CHILE!!!

THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE IN THE SOUTH OF CHILE!!!!
GOOD WAY TO MAKE COOL THE HOLIDAYS...
SO WE WANT TO LEVEL UP THE SPIRIT AROUND HERE
SHOW BEGINS 
SUNDAY 25 DECEMBER 2016
18 HRS SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGL SANTIAGO TIME!!!!

ONLY ON 
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Monday, December 19, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION "BECAUSE" !!!!

JUST CAUSE WE WANT TO
JUST CAUSE IT'S COOL
JUST CAUSE IT'S FUN
WE MAKE A MINMAY OPERATION!!!!
SHOW BEGINS MONDAY 19 DECEMBER
5PM HRS SANTIAGO CHILE TIME!
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME!!!!
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Saturday, December 3, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION TELETON!!!!

IT IS CALLED "THE HUG OF CHILE"
ETHER WAY WE WANT TO BE PART OF THIS
AND RAISE THE SPIRIT OF CHILE!!!!

SHOW BEGINS TODAY!!!!
SAT 3 DECEMBER 2016 8PM
SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
GOOGLE SANTIAGO CHILE TIME!!!!

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#MINMAYOPERATION

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION HILLARY !!!!

BECAUSE OF FREEDOM
BECAUSE OF DEMOCRACY
BECAUSE OF ALL OF US
WE ARE MAKING A
MINMAY OPERATION HILLARY!!!!

SHOW BEGINS TUESDAY NOVEMBER 8 2016 
11.OO HRS SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME!!!!

ONLY ON 
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Saturday, October 22, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION IN 30 MINUTES

MINMAY OPERATION 666
GUYS!!!!
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!
WORLD SHAKING...
SO WE MAKE AN A APOCALYPSE MINMAYOPERATION!!!!

SHOW BEGINS 23.00 HRS SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
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Thursday, October 13, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION RIGHT NOW!!!!

HURRICANE NICOLE IS GONNA DESTROY ALL MEXICO!!!!
SO WE'LL MAKE A MINMAY OPERATION NICOLE
SHOW BEGINS 22.30 13 OCTOBER 2016
DON'T MISS IT
WE WILL ENLIGHT THE MILKY WAY!!!!
JUST LIKE SAILOR MOON!

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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

I AM ORTODOX !!!! WTF !!!

SO MY BOYFRIEND GOES AND SAYS...
"SO MIKE TELL ME... DO YOU HAVE A PLAYSTATION 3?"
"WHY YOU ASK????"
"I DUNNO DREAM OF MY DREAMS, FIRE OF MY LOINS, MY LOVE, MY SIN"
"OK, YUP, I HAVE NOT ONLY A PLAY 3, BUT ALSO 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 AND KEEPS GETTING BETTER..."
"YOU'RE NOT TOO ORTODOX FOR THAT, MICHAEL?"
"YOU'RE CALLING ME OLD????"
"NOT AT OLD, BUT ONLY ANTIQUE"
"????"
WHAT'S THE FIRE OF MY LOINS DOING????

"DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE OF YOUR AGE WOULD PLAY MARIO, YOU KNOW???"
"HONEY...?"
"BUT IT'S JUST SO COOL TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO IS ALSO A MAN OVER 40, ALSO I AM A MAN OVER 30 THAT MAKES THE DREAM FILM COMPLETE"
SO HE KISSED ME AND THE OXITOCIN OF POISON IVY MADE ME FADE AWAY... 


Monday, October 3, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION MATTHEW TODAY!!!!

THE HURRICANE MATTHEW IS GONNA
BLOW EVERYTHING AWAY!!!!
WE SURE NEED A DOROTHY FOR THIS TWISTER!!!!

THAT'S WHAT THIS MINMAY IS GONNA BE MADE FOR
SHOW BEGINS 21 HRS MONDAY 3 OCTOBER 2016
(GOOGLE!) SANTIAGO CHILE TIME
ONLY ON 
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ALL CAPS!!!!

GET READY!!!!


Sunday, September 25, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION TODAY!!!!

THIS MINMAY OPERATION IS
ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING!!!!
SO WEAR SUNBLOCK OR THE SUN
IS GONNA BURN AS ALL!!!
WHATEVER O.O
SHOW BEGINS
SUNDAY 25 SEPT 2016
17 HRS SANTIAGO, CHILE TIME
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO CHILE TIME!!!!
AND WORLD!!!! GET READY!!!!
ONLY ON 
#MINMAYOPERATION
DON'T MISS IT!!!!


Sunday, July 17, 2016

MINMAY OPERATION TODAY : THE FALLEN

WE ARE VERY CONCERNED
ABOUT THE RECENT INCIDENTS
IN ORLANDO AND NIZA
THEREFORE WE'LL MAKE A MINMAY OPERATION: THE FALLEN


SHOW BEGINS SUNDAY JULY 17 AT 19.00 HRS SANTIAGO CHILE
DON'T FORGET TO GOOGLE SANTIAGO TIME
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