MY BOYFRIEND HAS A NEW TAROT!!! GOOD GRIEF...

SO I SAW HIM, RUNNING LIKE IN A MOVIE, TOWARDS... ME

AWKWARD!!!

"MIKE" THE CUB SAID "I GOT A NEW TAROT"

"REALLY??? YOU DON' HAVE 11 SO FAR???"

"NOW I HAVE 12" 

"WHY YOU WANT MORE TAROTS?"

"MORE IS MORE"

"YUP???"

SIGH

"WHAT?"

"...." 

"MAYBE I LIKE TO COLLECT TAROTS"

"ALONG WITH PERFUMES, PAINTING TUBES, MANGA"

"WHY NOT? IF I CAN AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD?"

"A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH" 

"YOU LOVE IT MICHAEL"

"DON'T CALL ME MICHAEL! I FEEL LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG!"

"LIKE YOU DIDN'T? NOBODY'S PERFECT"

"CALL ME.."

"NOMI???" 

"BETTER MICHAEL, FIRE OF MY LOINS... PLEASE???"

"SO LOOK, IT'S CALLED "TAROT OF FIRE" AND THE CARDS ARE SO COOL"

"YUP?"

"IT'S MADE BY RICARDO CAVOLO... YOU KNOW THE GUY IS YOUNGER THAN ME?"

"AND?"

"HAS WORKED FOR NIKE, PAINTED A PLANE, THE WALLS AND ROOF OF AN ART GALLERY, TATTOOS FOR HIMSELF AND A LOT OF PEOPLE AND..."

"WTF... YOU HATE THE GUY... MI LOVE, MY SIN, MY SHAME"

"SHUTUP!!! IT IS NOT HATE WHAT I HAVE FOR HIM, BUT ENVY, HE'S DONE EVERYTHING I WANT TO DO!!! HELL..."

"YOU WIN TO HIM IN THE PERSONALITY FIELD... YOU KNOW THAT MARKET, THE ONE ABOUT PERSONALITY???"

"AND I ALSO HAVE... B-A-D L-U-C-K... WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD???"

"DON'T TAKE IT SO PERSONAL... CHEER UP, YOUR COOL, YOUR THE CUB"

"FOR NIKE MICHAEL, NIKE!!!!!!!! FOR JOSH'S SAKE!!!!"

"NOMI!"

"MIKE"

"LOL"

"LOLOLOL"

AND I WONDERED... HOW MANY PEOPLE READ THIS BLOG? 

BCAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL OR NOT REAL.

 BCAUSE THE CUB CALLS ME MICHAEL ALL THE TIME.

AND ONCE IN A WHILE HE CALLS ME MIKE.

SO JUST ABOUT THIS DETAIL...

WHAT'S REAL OR NOT REAL???

///JURASSIC WORLD FOR REAL !!!!///

Spoiler ALERT!!!

If you are the only person in the world who hasn't watched JURASSIC WORLD!

...

STOP READING

"Cub, I'm vey proud of us for going on this trip"

"Me too, better than europe"

"And remember, if something chases us..."

"RUN" we whispered

 "OMG cub!!!"

"It's the tiranosaurus, mike!!! I so cannot believe it I'm gonna pee!!!"

 "I like this dinosaur that lives in the water"

"Yes Mike, but we'll get wet"

BLUSH

 "And now we see the hervibores, you happy cub????"

"You need to have balls to move between... dinosaurs, and yep, very happy"

 "Like we saw this dinosaur before"

"Don't worry Mike, what's important is the adventure, or you're a pussy???"

 "Pussy... MY ass!!!! You have to mock me? Don't be cruel"

"Hey, that's a song! Not my favorite song and... you are exagerating, for a change"

 "Let me drive, cub"

"No, Mike, you're gonna do it wrong, I have a bad feeling about this..."

"Just drop the wheel!"

"It's like always, Mike, you wanna do something impulsive and then we are in the middle of a hell of a problem and you know what, after that, according to you, it was MY fault!!!"

 "You see my love, my sin, nothing wrong, and I got the wheel"

"Look at that!!! It's an albino dinosaur!!!"

"What?"

"I mean: let's get the hell outta here!!!"

And it chased us so we RAN

 "What the fuck!!!!"

"Run Mike! And I don't want to say I told you... but I told you"

"But look at all those pterodactiles, they look good"

"If they don't bite you and turn you into bait... whatever that means"

 "What the hell!!!! A velociraptor!!!!"

"Don't worry, you know, I, I, I'll tame it"

"They can't be tamed for Josh's sake!!!!"

"Watch me"

 "And you did it"

"Told you"

 "And now you are so into fashion"

"It's just that these t-shirts are awesome plus I want those plushes"

"And we are here because of that white dinosaur! Y'know, I think we need more teeth"

"More teeth??? Oh yeah! I've got an idea!"

"Oh no you and your great ideas, cub of hell"

"I'll be back, trust me"

"Nope, I go with you, we do things TOGETHER, and... what the fuck!"

"You said more teeth so I came for the Tiranosaurus rex, of course"

"It looks like a toy!"

"I think it's a good HD CGI render of a tiranosaurus and therefore, can help"

"HELL"

Another average day

///MINMAY OPERATION TODAY !!!!///

We still think an earthquake could happen in Chile

So we are making a Minmay Operation!!!!

Show begins 6 PM Santiago time

You can google Santiago time

Don't forget it!!!!

Only on 

https://twitter.com/AndrielTabrax

///AVENGERS TAROT CARDS///

THE FOOL

THE MAGICIAN                              HIGH PRIESTESS

THE EMPEROR                                  THE EMPRESS

 

THE LOVERS

THE HIEROPHANT                                       THE CHARIOT 

THE HERMIT                                            JUSTICE

 

TEMPERANCE

STRENGTH

THE DEVIL                                               DEATH 

TWO OF CUPS

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

THE HANGED MAN                                          THE MOON

 

THE STAR

THE WORLD

THE TOWER

///MALL///

"It's the mall!!!" said my boyfriend

"Yup, we're at the mall" I told him with a smirk

"I love shopping!!!"

"Glad you're happy"

"I love you more..."

Blush

"Look!!!"

"You're happy"

"I want 50 colors"

"Mike, I need some brushes too"

"Alright" Yep, I'm paying <3 

"You want this shirt cub?"

"Yes" 

"Cub you had another dream about Jurassic World"

"I did but I don't remember it"

"I'll buy you wristbands"

"AWESOME!!!" 

"Mike, I want someponies"

"Sure, like everypony or someponies" hell!!!! The ponies!!!! 

"This hat suits you veeery good honey"

"You think, Mike?"

"Yeah, I think"

"I don't get it"

"Look at it"

"Now I get it"

"Try it on!"

"Alright"

"Now say it, cub..."

"Laters, baby"

"I want a manga, Mike"

"We both like this one"

"Sure" 

"And what would shopping be without a perfume????"

"Like a year without rain, Mike"

"I love you"

Now he blushed

 

Another average day...

······

///JURASSIC WORLD 2///

It was night and Lady Elefant was not there.

We were in a restaurant.

"You think she'll come?" said my boyfrien drinking from his glass of diet coke

"She said she would..." I answered, shoulders up

And suddenly she appeared

"Hi guys!" she said sitting on the table.

"What happenned?" asked my cub.

"Sorry guys, but I had to kill three people and I got a delay, plus the last one wasn't cooperating, y had to cut his throat with a knife, but my outfit is clean so, everything cool!"

"Sure!" we said.

"My boyfriend had a dream about Jurassic World again!" I said

"Really?" she asked

"Yup" said my boyfriend "It was about the movie, but I was inside the movie, and the park lasted the first minutes of the movie, then everything was destroyed and it was like a desert island with few dinosaurs alive, and the monorail was moving over the floor without the rail, and a girl was trying to make everyone believe everithing in the park was ok"

"So you really like Jurassic Park" said Lady Elephant

"Yes! It's my favorite movie. I've seen it like 30 times."

"I would like to have dreams like that... like movies"

"It's cool"

My boyfriend ordered a burger with blue cheese, I ordered a burger with cheddar cheese and Lady Elephant ordered a Ceasar's Salad.

The order came and we ate. And while we were eating...

"Oh I'm inspired!" said my boyfriend "I need a pen and paper"

So I gave him a piece of paper and a pen. And he wrote.

"What you wrote?" said Lady Elephant

"A poem"

"Can I read it?"

"Hum... I don't know..."

"C'mon, I want to read it"

So Lady Elephant took the poem...

The Bond Between Us

Missing you

Is like summer in the rain

You know as I do

That's something

That by no one

Can be made 

Losing you is like

Winter with no snow

For we love each other

Like in this world

Nobody knows

Remember, remember

Me and you

A bond no one can break

For you and I together

Are a future we can make

"Holy shit, that's a good poem!" said her

"Well, I am an artist" said the cub

"It's beautiful" I said.

And we kept talking...