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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

MY BOYFRIEND HAS A NEW TAROT!!! GOOD GRIEF...

SO I SAW HIM, RUNNING LIKE IN A MOVIE, TOWARDS... ME
AWKWARD!!!
"MIKE" THE CUB SAID "I GOT A NEW TAROT"
"REALLY??? YOU DON' HAVE 11 SO FAR???"
"NOW I HAVE 12" 
"WHY YOU WANT MORE TAROTS?"
"MORE IS MORE"
"YUP???"
SIGH
"WHAT?"
"...." 
"MAYBE I LIKE TO COLLECT TAROTS"
"ALONG WITH PERFUMES, PAINTING TUBES, MANGA"
"WHY NOT? IF I CAN AND IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD?"
"A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH" 
"YOU LOVE IT MICHAEL"
"DON'T CALL ME MICHAEL! I FEEL LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG!"
"LIKE YOU DIDN'T? NOBODY'S PERFECT"
"CALL ME.."
"NOMI???" 
"BETTER MICHAEL, FIRE OF MY LOINS... PLEASE???"
"SO LOOK, IT'S CALLED "TAROT OF FIRE" AND THE CARDS ARE SO COOL"
"YUP?"
"IT'S MADE BY RICARDO CAVOLO... YOU KNOW THE GUY IS YOUNGER THAN ME?"
"AND?"
"HAS WORKED FOR NIKE, PAINTED A PLANE, THE WALLS AND ROOF OF AN ART GALLERY, TATTOOS FOR HIMSELF AND A LOT OF PEOPLE AND..."
"WTF... YOU HATE THE GUY... MI LOVE, MY SIN, MY SHAME"
"SHUTUP!!! IT IS NOT HATE WHAT I HAVE FOR HIM, BUT ENVY, HE'S DONE EVERYTHING I WANT TO DO!!! HELL..."
"YOU WIN TO HIM IN THE PERSONALITY FIELD... YOU KNOW THAT MARKET, THE ONE ABOUT PERSONALITY???"
"AND I ALSO HAVE... B-A-D L-U-C-K... WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD???"
"DON'T TAKE IT SO PERSONAL... CHEER UP, YOUR COOL, YOUR THE CUB"
"FOR NIKE MICHAEL, NIKE!!!!!!!! FOR JOSH'S SAKE!!!!"
"NOMI!"
"MIKE"
"LOL"
"LOLOLOL"
AND I WONDERED... HOW MANY PEOPLE READ THIS BLOG? 
BCAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL OR NOT REAL.
 BCAUSE THE CUB CALLS ME MICHAEL ALL THE TIME.
AND ONCE IN A WHILE HE CALLS ME MIKE.
SO JUST ABOUT THIS DETAIL...
WHAT'S REAL OR NOT REAL???

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