WELCOME TO WOND UNIVERSE: HERE YOU'LL READ REAL SITUATIONS. BUT SOME THINGS WERE MODIFIED BY THE MADHATTER. REALITY AND DREAMS ARE MIXED.FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT KNOWING THAT PLACES AND TIME REFERENCES ARE NOT REAL. MENTION OF REAL PEOPLE NAMES IS FORBIDDEN BY THE QUEEN OF HEARTS. ALL COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND REFERENCES TO THEM SHOWN ON THIS BLOG ARE THERE FOR FUN AND OR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES SO EAT AND DRINK THEM WITH CAUTION.
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So my cub started talking in that "very serious" tone...
"Mike..."
"What????"
"I want something"
"And that is????"
"A tattoo..."
"Oh, no! OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!!"
"C'mon, don't be silly"
"What you want to get tattooed???? May I know?"
"One of the best anti-heroes of all time...
...Sailor Moon"
"No fucking...! way!!!"
"C'mon"
"NOPE!"
"Look, I just want a little tattoo, what's the big deal??? It will only cover my back"
"What????"
"It could have the transition of Sailor Moon from manga to animes...
Or a cartoon of the cartoon..."
"Cub... look... this is NOT funny"
"It is! Look, it can be sailor moon alone...
or with the other senshis...."
"Yeah and we will go to the beach or the swimming pool and I'll say "You see that good looking guy with a "Sailor Moon Tattoo" all over his whole back???? -He's my boyfriend"
"IT'S COOL TO WALK IN A PARK. ALWAYS COOL. RIGHT, CUB?"
"YES. I LIKE IT TOO. BUT I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS"
"WELL, WHEN YOU HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT SOMETHING, WE END UP MEDDLING INTO BIG TROUBLE BUT THEN, WE FIND A WAY OUT OF ALL THE TROUBLE, AND ALSO WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN, SO..."
AND HE SHOOK HIS HEAD...
"HEY, I SAW A WHITE RABBIT"
"OH NO, MIKE!"
"I'LL FOLLOW IT, LOOK, IT'S HIDING!!!"
AND I RAN TO CATCH THE RABBIT. MY BOYFRIEND RAN AFTER ME AND MADE ME A TACKLE AND THEN WE FELL...
"GREAT! NOW WE ARE LOST!!!"
"YOU HATE THAT TV SHOW... LOST"
"MICHAEL!!!"
"YES I DID THE WRONG THING BUT THIS PLACE LOOKS WONDERFUL"
"WONDER... FUCK!"
"WHAT???"
"WHAT? WE ARE IN WONDERLAND!!! YOU KNOW I NEVER HAVE BEEN ABLE TO READ THE BOOK, THE PLOT IS TOO... CONCEPTUAL TO MY TASTE. AND NOTHING FOR CHILDREN"
"THAT'S WHY IT "IS" FOR CHILDREN. CHEER UP, CUB, WE'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE, IT'S A WHOLE NEW EXPERIENCE, CHEERS"
"OH WELL, I WAS FEELING THIRSTY"
"CARRY ALWAYS TRU BLOOD IN YOUR BAG, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU WILL NEED IT"
"MIKE, LOOK AT THOSE... EH... PEOPLE???"
"YOU GUYS ARE NOT ALICE" SAID THE STRANGE CHARACTERS...
"WE ARE BOYS TO BEGIN WITH"
"CUB!!!"
"WHAT?"
"DON'T BE RUDE"
"WE NEED ALICE" SAID THE CHARACTERS
AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD TO TALK. SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW IF HE TALKS WITHOUT THINKING OR HE CAN THINK AT WARP SPEED.
"YOU GUYS NEED TO KILL THE WABBERJOCKY, I CAN DO THAT"
"BUT YOU NEED A SPECIAL WEAPON TO KILL IT" SAID THE CHARACTERS "AND TODAY IS NOT SUPERSTICIBILOUS DAY EITHER...".
"TRUST ME, I CAN DO THAT" AND HE GRABBED MY ELBOW AND PULLED ME.
"YOU KNOW WHERE THE SWORD IS?"
"YUP, INSIDE A HAT. THERE IT IS"
"THE SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR..."
"MIKE, IF THIS KILLED THE BASILISK, IT CAN KILL ANYTHING"
AND WE SAW A SUPER CUTE CREATURE ALL OF A SUDDEN
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE YOUR PROGRESS, KUPO?"
"I WANT TO, YES"
"WHAT FOR, MIKE?"
"IF WE SCREW IT WE CAN START AGAIN SINCE THE SAVING POINT"
"AH WELL, SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA..."
"LET ME CONNECT TO THE MOOGLE-WEB... WORK IN PROGRESS, KUPO! YOU SAVED YOUR PROGRESS. ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU GUYS??? KUPO???"
"THAT'S FINE, WE GO?"
"YES, WE GO. CUB WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
"I'LL KILL THE WABBERJOCKY, THAT'S ALL"
"YOU SURE YOU HAVE TO?"
"YUP, AND I WANT TO. PLUS AFTER THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD. OR OUR WORLD. OR... WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"
"THERE IT IS!!!"
"CUB!!!"
"YOU ARE ANGRY, AND WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY YOU SCARE LIKE HELL"
"DON'T WORRY MIKE, THE WABBERJOCKY ALREADY GOT TO THAT CONCLUSSION"
SLASH!!!
"YOU SEE, I KILLED IT, NOW WE CAN GO BACK. WE COULD GO TO FANGTASIA WHEN WE GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD"
"HOW WE GO BACK????!!!!"
"THE BLOOD OF THE WABBERJOCKY, THAT'S HOW"
SO WE DRANK AND WE WENT BACK
"WELL IT WAS FUN"
"YES CUB, BUT DON'T LET GREENPEACE KNOW YOU KILLED THE WABBERJOCKY"
"So if one plus one makes two, according to Alanis Morissette, when one plus one makes one... how's that called, Mike???"
"That's called NUCLEAR REACTION... and surprisingly you called me "Mike"
"I call you Mike" So he said shaking his head like Britney with the seashells in the I Wanna Go music video.
"It's... you've been calling me MICHAEL a lot in the last few five days. That's too much and I feel a little bit hurt inside my chest... my heart, I mean"
"YUP???"
"Don't play dead on me you... cub of hell!"
"I don't get it... would you explain please?"
"Well, you call me Michael when I do something wrong, and now I'm thinking I'm doing everything wrong... and your lack of sensitivity... hey! You're smiling!"
"Yes, what a big deal, I'm saying your name and you go "Oh we are a disaster together", grow up, pu-leaaase"
Yes he was right. I was over-reacting.
"Mike the other day a lot of people asked me if I had a boyfriend and I told them "Why you wanna know? Does it matter? Is it a big deal?" and I was told it didn't matter and it wasn't a big deal. That huge level of open-mindness really shocked me"
"Yup????"
"Well, it was difficult for me to believe that, but this country is changing, and that is very real"
"Not enough to make you stay"
"I dunno what to do with the store..."
"You should open it, but you have to do some paperwork for that, and you shouldn't import anything"
"You think???"
"Yup"
And I saw it in his eyes and he said it.
"Maybe some people could think you're bossy with me, when the real thing is we are like always on the same page"
"SO YOU HAVE TO CHECK YOUR LITHIUM AGAIN, YOU HAD ANOTHER FEELING...
????"
"YUP ANOTHER FEELING. I DUNNO, ANYWAY I FEEL I'M LEAVING SOON"
"WHIPE THAT BLUE SMILE OUTTA YOUR FACE!"
"IT'S... MY BROTHERS. I FEEL IT. I HAVE SO FEW TIME TO SOLVE A LOT, OUR DIFFERENCES AND ALL. IT'S NOT ENOUGH TIME"
"YOU WANT TO FIX PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T HAVE A THING IN COMMON... I DON'T GET IT"
"WE HAVE BLOOD IN COMMON, LET'S SAY I WOULD LIKE TO FIX A THING OR TWO, THE PROBLEM IS WE ARE IN SO DIFFERENT PAGES... ANYWAY"
"C'MON, YOU WANT THEM AS BFF'S????"
"NOPE. BUT YOU KNOW I'M ATTACHED TO BEAUTY AND THIS IS UGLY"
"WHAT YOU WIN OR EARN BY SOLVING THAT???? MAY I ASK????"
"INNER PEACE..."
"WHAT???? OH, C'MON!"
"I DON'T KNOW, LET'S SAY I WANT THOSE BROKEN GLASSES REPARED. IT HAPPENNED WITH MY PARENTS AND NOW THEY DON'T BOTHER ME ANYMORE. MAYBE CAN HAPPEN WITH MY BROTHERS TOO. YOU KNOW ME AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD LIKE TO SOLVE THAT, OH C'MON!"
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