"IT'S COOL TO WALK IN A PARK. ALWAYS COOL. RIGHT, CUB?"
"YES. I LIKE IT TOO. BUT I HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS"
"WELL, WHEN YOU HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT SOMETHING, WE END UP MEDDLING INTO BIG TROUBLE BUT THEN, WE FIND A WAY OUT OF ALL THE TROUBLE, AND ALSO WE HAVE A LOT OF FUN, SO..."
AND HE SHOOK HIS HEAD...
"HEY, I SAW A WHITE RABBIT"
"OH NO, MIKE!"
"I'LL FOLLOW IT, LOOK, IT'S HIDING!!!"
AND I RAN TO CATCH THE RABBIT. MY BOYFRIEND RAN AFTER ME AND MADE ME A TACKLE AND THEN WE FELL...
"GREAT! NOW WE ARE LOST!!!"
"YOU HATE THAT TV SHOW... LOST"
"MICHAEL!!!"
"YES I DID THE WRONG THING BUT THIS PLACE LOOKS WONDERFUL"
"WONDER... FUCK!"
"WHAT???"
"WHAT? WE ARE IN WONDERLAND!!! YOU KNOW I NEVER HAVE BEEN ABLE TO READ THE BOOK, THE PLOT IS TOO... CONCEPTUAL TO MY TASTE. AND NOTHING FOR CHILDREN"
"THAT'S WHY IT "IS" FOR CHILDREN. CHEER UP, CUB, WE'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE, IT'S A WHOLE NEW EXPERIENCE, CHEERS"
"OH WELL, I WAS FEELING THIRSTY"
"CARRY ALWAYS TRU BLOOD IN YOUR BAG, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU WILL NEED IT"
"MIKE, LOOK AT THOSE... EH... PEOPLE???"
"YOU GUYS ARE NOT ALICE" SAID THE STRANGE CHARACTERS...
"WE ARE BOYS TO BEGIN WITH"
"CUB!!!"
"WHAT?"
"DON'T BE RUDE"
"WE NEED ALICE" SAID THE CHARACTERS
AND MY BOYFRIEND HAD TO TALK. SOMETIMES I DON'T KNOW IF HE TALKS WITHOUT THINKING OR HE CAN THINK AT WARP SPEED.
"YOU GUYS NEED TO KILL THE WABBERJOCKY, I CAN DO THAT"
"BUT YOU NEED A SPECIAL WEAPON TO KILL IT" SAID THE CHARACTERS "AND TODAY IS NOT SUPERSTICIBILOUS DAY EITHER...".
"TRUST ME, I CAN DO THAT" AND HE GRABBED MY ELBOW AND PULLED ME.
"YOU KNOW WHERE THE SWORD IS?"
"YUP, INSIDE A HAT. THERE IT IS"
"THE SWORD OF GRYFFINDOR..."
"MIKE, IF THIS KILLED THE BASILISK, IT CAN KILL ANYTHING"
AND WE SAW A SUPER CUTE CREATURE ALL OF A SUDDEN
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE YOUR PROGRESS, KUPO?"
"I WANT TO, YES"
"WHAT FOR, MIKE?"
"IF WE SCREW IT WE CAN START AGAIN SINCE THE SAVING POINT"
"AH WELL, SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA..."
"LET ME CONNECT TO THE MOOGLE-WEB... WORK IN PROGRESS, KUPO! YOU SAVED YOUR PROGRESS. ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR YOU GUYS??? KUPO???"
"THAT'S FINE, WE GO?"
"YES, WE GO. CUB WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?"
"I'LL KILL THE WABBERJOCKY, THAT'S ALL"
"YOU SURE YOU HAVE TO?"
"YUP, AND I WANT TO. PLUS AFTER THAT WE'LL BE ABLE TO GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD. OR OUR WORLD. OR... WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"
"THERE IT IS!!!"
"CUB!!!"
"YOU ARE ANGRY, AND WHEN YOU ARE ANGRY YOU SCARE LIKE HELL"
"DON'T WORRY MIKE, THE WABBERJOCKY ALREADY GOT TO THAT CONCLUSSION"
SLASH!!!
"YOU SEE, I KILLED IT, NOW WE CAN GO BACK. WE COULD GO TO FANGTASIA WHEN WE GO BACK TO THE REAL WORLD"
"HOW WE GO BACK????!!!!"
"THE BLOOD OF THE WABBERJOCKY, THAT'S HOW"
SO WE DRANK AND WE WENT BACK
"WELL IT WAS FUN"
"YES CUB, BUT DON'T LET GREENPEACE KNOW YOU KILLED THE WABBERJOCKY"
"ALRIGHT"
ANOTHER ADVENTURE AND ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY...
