"FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL"
THE BEAR SAID
AND HE TIME TRAVELED
IT WAS A PRIORITY
TO TALK WITH LEGION
HELL...
"HI DAD"
"HI KIDS"
"WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR???" SAID JACOB
"WELL... I FOUND ANOTHER NINTENDO
AND IT WAS WIRED TO A TV..."
"DID YOU PLAY IT???" ASKED AURA...
"NOPE... NOPE NOPE...
THAT NO
NOT THAT
ARE YOU KIDDING???"
"WEELLL" SAID KYLE "WE KNOW YOURE BRAE"
"NOT REALLY"
"BUT... I DUNNO YOU COULD GATHER INFORMATION
IF YOU PLAYED NINTENDO... RIGHT?" SAID AURA
"LOOOK. IM NOT TECHNOPHOBIC...
ITS JUST..."
"WELL DAD... I THINK YOU SHOULD PLAY NINTENDO
AFTER ALL VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS" SAID KYLE
... MY ASS...
"DAD" SAID JACOB... "YOU TOLD US THAT NINTENDO
TECHNOLOGY CAN STORE WEAPONS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION
LIKE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE"
"YES BUT... WHAT ELSE CAN THEY STORE???" SAID THE BEAR
"I DUNNO"
"WITH MICHAEL WE COPIED THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE" SAID THE BEAR
AND CONTINUED "IN A PENDRIVE THAT RAMIEL
GAVE TO US..."
"IT SEEMS PEOPLE ALSO
USE NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY
TO HAVE FUN
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT???"
"NOTHING.." SAID THE BEAR "BUT DEFENITELY
I CANNOT PLAY NINTENDO"
"WHAT ELSE COULD NINTENDOS
STORE???" ASKED AURA
"LETS NOT GET PARANOID
ABOUT VIDEGAME CONSOLES???" SAID KYLE
"THIS IS INTERESTING
IMAGINE A WORLD WERE VIDEOGAMES
COULD REALLY BE DANGEROUS..." SAID AURA
"WHAT A BAD JOKE SISTER..." SAID KYLE
"I REMEMBERED THE MOVIE READY PLAYER ONE
ITS BETTER THE BOOK THANT THE MOVIE..." SAID JACOB
"BUT KIDS , WHAT IF WE ARE MISSING SOMETHING
THE OTHER DAY I WAS PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT
AND I MADE THE BEST FATALITY EVER
THERE WAS A LOT OF BLOOD
THAT GAME IS VIOLENT... YYYYAAAAASSS!
VIOLENCE YYYYAAAAASSS!!!"
"WELL WE LIKE VIOLENT GAMES TOO" SAID AURA
"OF COURSE AND VIOLENT MOVIES" ADDE KYLE
"AND VIOLENT MANGA, COMICS, MUSIC,
TV SHOWS
THATS NORMAL... RIGHT???" SAID JACOB
"YES GORE YES" ADDED AURA
"WHO COULD REALLY THING
THAT VIDEOGAMES ARE DANGEROUS???
FOR JOSH SAKE" SAID THE BEAR
"WHAT IS IMPORTANT HERE IS THAT...
WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT IF YOU SAW A GAMEBOY
ABLE TO STORE DANGEROUS WEAPONS
OF MASS DESTRUCTIO
BUT NOT ALL GAMEBOYS CAN DO THAT???" SAID AURA
"DID YOU CHECK THAT???" ADDED KYLE
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
**************
"HI GUYS, MY NAME IS SHOPHIA
CODE NAME SOPHIA
IM LOOKING FOR A GUY CALLLED
ANDY TABRAZ???
I SAID IT RIGHT??"
WHAT A GOOD CODE NAME
"IM INTRODUCING MYSELF
MEET SOPHIA
THE BRAND NEW HOMO NOVUS MODEL
NEXUS NEXT 2.0 GENERATION"
"WTF" SAID EVERYONE ELSE
"WELL WE DONT KNOW YOU AND...
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING" SAIDD AURA
"WELL THAT CAN WAIT" ANSWERED SOPHIA
"REALLY??" ASKED KYLE
"WELL GUYS LET ME TALK
MAYBE I LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU
THATS NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW
IM SEARCHING FOR ANDY
I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT
... NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY???"
"IM HERE..." SAID THE BEAR
"WELL TO BEGIN WITH
I MUST SAY THAT VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS" SAID SOPHIA
"WE KNOW THAT" SAID KYLE JACOB AND AURA
"WELL SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW THAT..." ADDED SOPHIA
"MOVIES ARE NOT DANGEROUS NOT EITHER
COMIC BOOKS OR MANGA OF TV OR MOVIES"
"AND???" SAID AURA
"LETS MAKE THAT CLEAR RIGHT...
WELL PORN IS NOT DANGEROUS ALSO
NOT A SINFUL THIN
NOTHING BAD
ITS NORMAL RIGHT???"
"SOPHIA GET TO THE POINT" SAID JACOB
"BECAAAUSE WE ARE BUSY... HERE" ADDED AURA
"AS A MODEL NEXUS NEXT
HOMO NOVUS AND STUFF
I CAN DO THINGS THAT OTHER MODELS
CANNOT DO...
ALRIGHT..
FOR EXAMPLE I CAN DEVELOP
DIFFERENT KINDS OF TECHNOLOGY
TECHNOLOGY WAY AHEAD
TO RAMIEL TECHNOLOGY..."
"SO THE NEXT POINT OF THIS
PRESENTATION IS ABOUT
WHAT OTHER TECHNOLOGIES
CAN BE DEVELOPED IN THE NEW AGE
AT THE POWER OF SIX
FOR EXAMPLE THERES SUPER FOOD
PERSOCOMS AND
NEXUS PLEASURE MODELS
ALSO ROBOTS
AND
ABOVE ALL WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT
IS HOW YOU APPLY
GENERATIVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
AND EMOTIONAL AND SPIRITUAL
GENERATIVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE"
"I WENT TO A LABORATORY IN MALASTAR AND
STARTED DEVELOPING A NEW KIND OF TECHNOLOGY
APPROVED BY THE REPUBLIC AND THE URM
NEXT I MADE A TRIP TO CORUSCANT WERE
THEY HAVE WAY BETTER
TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPMENT INDUSTRIES
I SNEAKED IN THOSE LABS
AND MADE THEM BELIEVE
I AM AN ADULT
AND...
BINGO!!!
I DEVELOPED NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY
WITH THE AID OF PLEIADIANS
GREYS REPTILIANS
NORDIC ALIENS
INSECTOIDS... AND
VEGETAL ETHNICITY ALIENS
AND
WELL BASICALLY EVERYBODY
THE NORMAL THING..."
"RAMIEL FORVADE ME FROM TIME TRAVEL
ABOUT THE NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY MATTTER
BUT I DID IT ANY WAY
AND PUT SOME NINENTDOS
INSIDE ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS
SO THEY COULD HAVE FUN WITH THEM
BECA...USE VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS
WE ALL KNOW THAT
THATS NORMAL!!!"
"SO I WENT TO ATLANTIS, THE INCA EMPIRE
THE AZTECS THE MAYAS
AND THE ROMANS
AND DELIVERED SOME OF THIS
TECHNOLOGY IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY
THE NORMAL THIN..."
"I FIGURED OUT THERE WAS AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION
SIMILAR TO ATLANTIS
IN THE QUANTUM REALM.
I STOLE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE
AND PUT IT INSIDE A GAMEBOY"
"AND I LEFT THE GAME BOY THERE
BUT
WAS I CLUMSY????
I FORGOT TO DELETE
THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE FOR GOOD
AND..."
"AND???" SAID EVERYBODY ELSE
"WELL " SAID SOPHIE "I WANTED TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ANDY
CLUMSY OF ME I DID NOT DELETE THE FILE...
"WELL THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH" SAID THE BEAR
"I HAVE A NINTENDO AROUND IF YOU WANNA PLAY RIGHT" SAID SOPHIE
"NOT NOW... "SAID THE BEAR
"BEAR, YOU ARE MODERN...
SINCE WHEN YOU WENT TECHNOPHOBIC?????"
"WELL...
THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE AND STUFF" SAID THE BEAR
"I CANNOT BELIEVE IT..." SAID SOPHIE
"ANOTHER THING... " ADDES SOPHIE
"IT SEEMS THAT YOU NEVER
STOP TALKING" SAID KYLE
"DONT BE RUDE.. "SAID SOPHIE "NEXT TIME
ILL ERASE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE FOR SURE
PROMEESS"
"I THOUGHT ...I... WAS CYBERPUNG HEAVY" SAID THE BEAR
"BUT LOOK THE POSITIVE THING
IS THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE
CAN HAVE FUN WITH NINTENDO COMPATIBLE
VIDEOGAMES
I MADE THE WORLD A LITTLE BIT BETTER
BECAAAUUUUUUSEE
VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS"
"WHY YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR, SOPHIE???
I SEE A LOT OF DEAL OF ME IN YOU" SAID THE BEAR
"BECAUSE IM LEGION TOO..." SAID SOPHIE
"THAT I CALL DIRECT SPEECH???" SAID KYLE
"DAD" SAID SOPHIE "YOU ASS FACE
HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE
AND DANGEROUS WEAPONS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION????
YOU DONT HAVE A MIRRROR???
IS IT MODESTY OR HIDDEN SELF ESTEEM??
FACE OF WOOD..
I CAN SAY
SOUNDS MODEST YOU KNOW???"
????
"WELL IF YOU ARE LEGION TOOO" SAID JACOB
"WE WANT YOU TO" SAID AURA
"PROVE IT" SAID KYLE
"WELL YES... I CAN PROVE IT" SAID SOPHIE
AND ADDED
"OF COURSE I APOLOGIZE
FOR PUTTING THE FOUT
AND SCREW UP
BY DEVELOPING TECHNOLOGY
BECAUSE VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS
BUT
THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE CAN BE
SO ILL BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME
AND SORRY PLS ABOUT ALL THE TROUBLE"
HERES MY RING
"AND WHOS YOUR OTHER DAD???" ASKED THE BEAR
"DAD" SAID SOPHIE "THATS A LITTLE SECRET
ILL NEVER TELL
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME...
XOXO
GOSSIP GAY"
"WELL THAT CLEARS A LOT
EVERYTHING" SAID THE BEAR
"DAD THE QUESTIONS YOU MAKE..." SAID KYLE
"ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU PLAY DEAD..." SAID AURA
"I GOT A LITTLE BIT SCARED..." ADDED JACOB
"DAAAD"
"SHIT
I DID NOT MEAN TO
IT WASNT MY FAULT"
SAID THE BEAR
NOW LETS GO BACK TO THE PAST
THATS ALL FOLKS.
ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY.
