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Tuesday, February 6, 2024

SUPER NES NOW...!!!

 



THE BEAR TOOK THE BUS
HE WAS GOING TO THE MALL
TO BUY SOME THINGS
AND TAKE A LOOK AT THE SHOPS
HE LOVED THE NEW BUSSES
WITH AIR CONDITIONER
AND PLUGS TO CHARGE THE SMARTPHONES
OH YES!!!
HE LOVES GOING TO THE MALL


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LATER

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OH HE LOVED THAT MALL
SOMEHOW CHILE HAD 
SOMETIMES A SSOOOO
EUROPEAN LOOK

THE MALL
THE PARADISE
THE PLACE WERE YOU COULD 
BUY WHAT YOU DREAM TO HAVE
A PLACE FOR HAVING FUN AND SHOP
LIKE THE MALL BELOW THE LOUVRE MUSEUM

THE DEPARTMENT STORE
HIS FAVORITE SHOP ABOVE ALL
A PLACE WERE TO FIND
REPUBLIC CREDITS
AND ...

PERFUMES!!!
"I WOULD LIKE SOME... PERFUMES" SAID THE BEAR
"WHAT KIND OF I MEAN... BRAND???" SAID THE GAY HOT SELLER
"BRITNEY SPEARS"
"FOR YOU???"
"OF COURSE"

"DO YOU HAVE... EMM MY PREROGATIVE???"
"100 ML EAU DE PARFUM"
"I WANT TO TRY IT"
AND THE SELLER SPRAYED THE WRIST OF THE BEAR
"I LOVE IT... WANNA SMELL???"
SO THE SELLER DID "SMELLS WONDERFUL"
"THANKS.. I WANT THE BOTTLE
AND..."

"I WANT TO TRY BLISSFUL FANTASY..."
"ALRIGHT" AND THE SELLER
SPRAYED THE OTHER WRIST OF THE BEAR
"SMELLS GOOD, WANNA SMELL?"
"ALRIGHT" SO THE SELLER DID
"HOW IS IT..??? LIKE IT GOT 
A GOOD EFFECT ON MY SKIN"
"WELL SMELLS MUSKY AND SWEET AND BOLD
LIKE A STUD"
"THANKS A LOT. I WANT THE 100 ML BOTTLE
EAU DE TOILETTE"
"HERE IT IS"

THE BEAR THEN WENT TO ANOTHER STORE
HE THOUGHT THAT
MAYBE CHANGING OF
STORE AND ENVIRONMENT 
WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER AND SAFE
LIKE OVERPROTECTED
BUT
HE DID NOT KNOW
THE PATH HIS DESTINY WOULD FOLLOW
 

HE WAS OUTSIDE THE STORE





AND THEN HE WAS INSIDE THE STORE

WHAT WAS THAT??? HE THOUGHT HE FELT SOMETHING
OR WAS HIS OWN WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION???
HE DID NOT KNOW AND KEPT WALKING 

HE WALKED SMILING AND HAPPY
FOR A MOMENT THERE
HE KIND OF DID
THINK THE STORE WAS PERFECT
IN A WORLD WERE WE ALL
CAN PEE TOGETHER
A WORLD FULL OF UNISEX BATHROOMS
LIKE IN ALLY MC BEAL

AAAND
HE GOT TO THE VIDEOGAME SECTION
....

AND THE NINTENDO SECTION
FOR A SECOND THERE HE THOUGHT 
HE WOULD FALL TO THE FLOOR
WHY WAS HE SO AFRAID OF NINTENDO???
AN UNKNOWN LABEL PART OF AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION
LEMURIANS OR MAYBE FROM ATLANTIS
OR MAYBE OLDER...
PRIMORDIALS... GREAT OLD ONES
ROMANS, GREEKS, INKAS...
OR MAYBE

???



AND THERE WERE TWO GUYS PROMOTING 
A NINTENDO CONSOLE
"WHAT CONSOLE IS THIS???" ASKED THE CUB
"SUPER NES... SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM"
"WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING"
"A ROLE PLAYING GAME
OR RPG FOR PEOPLE WITH CRYSTAL EARS"
"AL.. RIIIGHT"

"TAKE A LOOK

ITS CALLED CHRONO TRIGGER"


"THE CHARACTERS WERE DESIGNED BY

AKIRA TORIYAMA 

THE CREATOR OF DRAGON BALL"

"OH REALLY???" ASKED THE BEAR

"YOU CAN PLAY IT COME ON, GRAB A JOYSTICK"

"I DUNNO... THESE NEW 

TECHNOLOGIES

I'M NOT TECHNOPHOBIC

YOU KNOW???"

"CMON... VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS"

SO HE SAID

"SURE ITS IM IN A BRIEF AND"

A BEAM OF YELLOW AND RED LIGHT

SHOWED UP AND TWO SECONDS LATER THE BEAR 

WAS GONE

OUTSIDE THE STORE 


THAT NINTENDO WAS NOT A PORTABLE CONSOLE

IT WAS WIRED DIRECTLY TO THE SMART TV

WHAT THE HELL...

IT LOOKED LIKE VERY ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY

TECHNOLOGY ABLE

TO STORE 

DANGEROUS WEAPONS 

OF MASS DESTRUCTION







LIKE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE

AND HIS PHONE RANG

"OH ITS MICHAEL"

"HI STUD"
"HI MICHAEL... HOW AR YOU?"
"FINE.. YOU?"
"HUM... I FOUND ANOTHER NINTENDO"
"AND..."
"IT WAS WIRED TO A TV... NOT PORTABLE
AT TARGET STORE"
"WHAT GAME THEY WERE PLAYING???"
"A ROLE PLAYING GAME...
CHRONO TRIGGER..."
"DID IT LOOK GOOD???"
"VERY MUCH..."
"YOU COULD BUY ONE...
SO WE CAN STUDY IT.. 
WADDA YOU SAY???"
"ARE YOU...
FUCKING!!!
KIDDING???"
"OH OH OH...
YOU ARE KIDDING...
THEN I BUY IT...
AT TARGET YOU SAID"
"NO MICHAEL
WHAT THE HELL!!!!????
LOOK LETS NOT BUY ANOTHER ONE...
WE CAN WAIT AND DECIDE LATER.."
"ALRIGHT
IF YOU THINK SO...
WE MEET AT NIGHT
MY PLACE"
"SURE"
"BE THERE AT 7"
"TALK TO YOU LATER
WAKATA
OKIDOKI"

THE BEAR HANGED THE PHONE
AND FINISHED HIS COFFEE
WHAT HE WOULD DO NOW???

THIS MATTER MUST BE STUDIED
AT THE FUTURE HE THOUGHT
MICHAEL CAN GO AN BUY NINTENDOS
EVEN IF HE TOLD HIM NOT TO DO SO
IN EXCHANGE
HE CAN TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE 
AND TRY TO UNDERSTAND
THE 
NINTENDO
MATTER
WITH THE HELP OF LEGION...
RIGHT???
THE PLOT THICKENS...

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ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY
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