"MIKE I WENT TO THE BEACH"
"AND???"
"WELL, THERE WAS A STORE ON DOWNTOWN I NEVER SAW BEFORE"
"SO???"
"WELL I GOT IN, IT WAS A CLOTHING STORE"
"LIKE YOU NEVER GO TO ONE OF THOSE"
"THIS WAS DIFFERENT, THE CLOTHES WERE FROM EUROPE"
"WHERE IS THIS CONVERSATION GOING???"
"WELL... SOME CLOTHES LOOK TOO MUCH CHANEL FOR ME, SO I ASKED TO THE SELLER, A WOMAN, IF THOSE CLOTHES WERE COUTURE, AND SHE TOLD ME THEY WEREN'T, SO I LOOKED AT THE PRICES AND I TOLD HER, THAT, YES, THOSE CLOTHES WERE PRET A PORTER"
"WHAT???"
"LONG STORY. LOOK. SHE TOLD ME "YOU'RE DESIGNER???", I WAS WEARING MY ROCK CHAIN WITH A PLUSH IN MY PANTS AND EARRINGS AND, WEARING PERFUME, WHAT ELSE??? JUST WEARING CLOTHES THAT I WEAR. YOU KNOW I MAKE A BOLD STATEMENT WITH MY CLOTHES SO OTHERS CAN TELL I'M NOT ORDINARY. SO I TOLD HER THAT I WAS NOT A DESIGNER BUT I WAS INTO CULTURE IN ALL ASPECTS. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE TOLD ME???"
"WHAT SHE TOLD YOU???"
"SHE SAID "YOU'RE GOING THAT WAY. THAT'S INEVITABLE". I FELT SO SHOCKED AND GOOD THAT I NEARLY LOST CONSCIOUSNESS. YOU KNOW THAT CHANEL WHEN DIED, SAID SHE WANTED TO GO TO HEAVEN TO DRESS THE ANGELS. I READ ABOUT THAT THE OTHER DAY..."
"AND YOU SAY YOU WOULD MAKE CLOTHES FOR YOUR IDOL SAINT TERESA"
"YEAH."
"SURE THE WOMAN WAS CHILEAN???"
"CHILEANS THAT REALLY APPRECIATE ART AND OR CULTURE ARE VERY VALUABLE AND RARE BUT EXIST. WHAT DO YOU THINK???"
"YOU ARE A DESIGNER. YOUR OBSESSION WITH ORDER HAS TO DO WITH DESIGN, NOT AN OCD. AND YOU DON'T MAKE YOUR OWN CLOTHES BUT YOU CAN MAKE THEM LOOK DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE. LIKE READY MADES."
"BUT WHAT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE MIDDLE?"
"YOU SAY THAT..."
"...CAUSE OF THE THEATRE"
"YOU WERE WORKING WITH CHILEANS. DEVELOPED COUNTRIES ARE NOT DUMB"
"SOUNDS SO BAD WHEN WE TALK BAD ABOUT CHILE. I WISH WE WEREN'T SAYING THE TRUTH"
"KUSS MICH"
