MY BOYFRIEND IN DISTRESS!!!!! O.O !

FIRST ACT



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 SO WE HAVE A DATE AND I DON'T SEE MY CUB PLUSH ANYWHERE. WAIT A MINUTE... HE'S NEVER LATE. HE'S OBSESSED WITH TIME AND ORDER... SO. OH... YES!
THE REHEARSAL
WHY DID HE GO??? 

 

HELL!!! THIS PLACE IS WORSE THAT WHAT HE SAYS!!!
OMG!!! ANYWAY, HAVE TO FIND HIM...
NOW IF I WAS HIM... WHERE OR...
BETTER
KEEP WALKING
JOHNNIE WALKER!!!

EVEN THOUGH I CANNOT SEE A DAMN THING. IF HE LIKES THE LIGHT, WHY HE MEDDLES INTO DARKNESS???
AND I SAW HIM

"GET ME OUTTA HERE MIKE"

"YES... BUT THIS STUFF IS STICKY AND... WHO DID THIS TO YOU???"

"THE GUYS OF THE THEATER..."

"WHY YOU DID NOT TELL ME THIS WAS SOOO BAD????"

"I DID NOT WANT TO WORRY YOU... IS THAT BAD?"

"HUM. WELL I'LL TAKE YOU OUTTA HERE, BUT THIS GROSS STICKY THING AND I UGH... I FEEL DIZZY"

"BECAUSE YOU ARE AN HIGIENIC MANIAC... LET ME HANDLE THIS"

AND HE MOVED A BIT AND SUDDENLY HE RELEASED HIMSELF

"SO YOU COULD DO THAT SINCE THE BEGINNING..."

"YES, BUT I WAS PLAYING DEAD"

"SOUNDS FAMILIAR. ACTUALLY THAT'S MY FAVORITE SONG"

"MIKE I AM TIRED OF THIS THEATER THING, AND ANGRY, BETTER YOU HANDLE THIS"

"WHAT???"

"YOU KNOW WHEN I'M REALLY ANGRY... I SCARE LIKE HELL"

"OH, YES. I KNOW THAT. GOT IT"

"AND THE GIRL THAT THINKS IS THE OWNER OF THE THEATER MAY APPEAR... AND WITH THE COMPANY OF THE REST OF THE GROUP, THEY'RE SO BEGINNERS THAT LOOK LIKE EGGS"

"ROGER THAT. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE" 

 

 "MIKE I WANT MILO BUT I CAN'T FIND ANY MILK..."
 

 

"HELL!!! THAT BITCH IS HARDER TO KILL THAN I THOUGHT"

 

"SOME SAY MOTHERFUCKERS ARE IMMORTAL, MIKE" 

 

 

"DON'T YOU  MESS UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND EVER AGAIN, BITCH!!!!!"

 

 

 

YOU GIVE THEATER... A BAD NAME!!!