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Monday, January 13, 2014

JUSTIN BIEBER GOES GREMLIN MODE

 
"MIKE WHAT WE DO IN CHINATOWN???"
 
"I DUNNO, I WANTED TO COME... WHY?"
 
"WELL... I DIDN'T"
 
"I KNOW. BUT IT'S NOT ALWAYS AS YOU SAY"
 
"WHATEVER..."
 
 
 
"IT'S COOL TO GO OUT AT NIGHT... RIGHT?"
 
"YES"
 
"CUB"
 
"WHAT???"
 
 
"KUSS MICH"
 
"O.O"
 
"SO WE ARE GONNA HAVE FUN AND"
 
"IT'S ALWAYS FUN WHEN I'M WITH YOU, MIKE"
 
"O.O"
 
"I WANT MOCHI... AND POCKY"
 
 
"YOU SEE MOCHI, MIKE? OR POCKY???"
 
"NOPE..."
 
"GOD. HERE IS LIKE ALL IT'S WRITTEN IN "CHINESE", WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY???"
 
"DUNNO"
 
"LET'S KEEP WALKING"
 
"JOHNNIE WALKER"
 
"HEY, I SAY THAT!"
 
"IS IT NOT ... ANNOYING???"
 
"???"
 
 
"I'LL ENTER THAT STORE"
 
"YOU?"
 
"YOU DON'T WANT TO, RIGHT???"
 
"NOPE"
 
"LOOK, LET'S JUST GO INSIDE... WHAT COULD GO WRONG???"
 
"AGAIN???"
 
"JUST COME WITH ME"
 
"SURE"
 
"HEY... DON'T SMILE!!!"
 
"I THINK WE SHOULD BUY THIS, YOU DON'T HAVE A NIECE WHO LOOOOOOOVES JUSTIN BIEBER???"
 
"MICHA... MIKE"
 
"I CAN BUY IT"
 
"IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY... O.o GOOD GRIEF!!!"
 
"YOU CAN BUY IT, BUT DON'T WET IT OR FEED IT AFTER MIDNIGHT" SAID THE CHINESE STORE OWNER.
 
"I UNDERSTAND!" I SAID.
 
"YOUR ASS YOU UNDERSTOOD"
 
"WHAT YOU SAID???"
 
"NOTHING!!!"
 
"WHAT'S THAT ABOUT WETTING OR FEEDING A LUNCH BOX???"
 
"I DON'T KNOW"
 
"DON'T YOU... SMILE!!! HEY!"
 
"WHATEVER... WE GO?"
 
"YEP"
 
 
"AND NOW???"
 
"MY PLACE"
 
"MIKE"
 
"WHAT???"
 
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"STOP WATCHING CARTOON NETWORK, MIKE, GIVE ME THE REMOTE!"
 
"NOPE! I DON'T WANT TO WATCH MTV!!!"
 
"LOOK. TRUCE. WE. WE. WATCH CARTOON NETWORK"
 
"IT'S LIKE A CHINESE TORTURE! I NEED WATER"
 
"???"
 
"YOU WANT WATER?"
 
"NOPE"
 
············
 
"HEY WHERE'S MY WATER???"
 
"MIKE YOU SAID YOU DID NOT WANT WATER"
 
"GIVE THAT GLASS TO ME"
 
"NO"
 
"C'MON"
 
"YOU'RE ARGUING ALL THE TIME TODAY!!! ALRIGHT, TAKE IT"
SO MY CUB LET GO OFF THE GLASS WITH WATER
 
 
"TOLD YOU"
 
"WHAT???"
 
"MIKE, THE JUSTIN BIEBER GOT WET"
 
"AND???"
 
 
"LOOK AT THE RESULT"
 
"HELLL!!!"
 
 
"AND THEY'RE EATING OUR MOCHIS"
 
"SO?"
 
"IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT, MIKE"
 
"NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, TAKE IT EASY, SUPERSTICIONS ARE SUPERSTICIONS"
 
"YEAH"
 
 
"YOU SEE??? NOW THEY BECAME SOMETHING ELSE!!!"
 
"I HAVE NO PROBLEM"
 
"WELL, WHATEVER, MICHAEL!!! BUT WE HAVE TO KICK THEM OUTTA HERE"
 
"SOUNDS FUN"
 
"WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS AFTER TROUBLE???"
 
"CAUSE WE ARE... THE SAME???"

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