"WHAT YOU WANT TO BUY CUB???"
"I DUNNO... I BUY ON-LINE"
"SO WE CAME HERE TO LOOK"
"YEAH"
"WHAT'S WRONG?"
"MY MOM"
"SEE? THOSE ARE ALL THE BOOKS OF THE WIZARD OF OZ. THEY'RE FOURTEEN!!!"
"WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOM???"
"IT'S LIKE I NEVER SEE HER, AND SHE HARDLY EVER SEES ME. SHE'S ALWAYS WORKING. BUT SHE'S TELLING EVERYONE I'M "ALWAYS" ANGRY AND IN A BAD MOOD AND MAKING TROUBLE. SHE HAS A LOT OF IMAGINATION"
"SO?"
"IT MEANS SHE WANTS TO CONTROL ME. I HAVE MY DAD UNDER CONTROL. BUT SHE IS PASSIVE AGRESSIVE. AND SHE'S DOING THINGS AND TALKING TO A LOT OF PEOPLE BEHIND MY BACK, LIES, OF COURSE... BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME, SHE SAYS"
"AND?"
"THAT MEANS I'M IN TROUBLE"
"HOW YOU'LL SOLVE IT?"
"I HAVE A PLAN"
"LOOK AT THIS BOOKS!!! HAH!!! MIKE... LOL"
"JAMES BOND BOOKS... I WOULD NOT READ THEM..."
"I WOULD NOT LET YOU, CUB, YOU HAVE ALREADY READ A LOT"
"I WON'T READ THEM!"
"ALRIGHT"
"WOOW!"
"CUB YOU DON'T LIKE BEN COHEN ANYMORE"
"NOT HIS PERSONALITY. AND BRITS CAN BE SO NICE BUT YOU DO SOMETHING THEY DON'T LIKE AND THEY HATE YOU AND BECOME YOUR FOES. I DUNNO VERY MUCH ABOUT RULES UNSPOKEN IN UK"
"OH, MY IDOL"
"YOU HAVE NARCISSUS AND GOLDMUND BUT DON'T READ IT"
"IT'S TOO MUCH DATA IN ONE PAGE. MAKES ME TIRED"
"MIKE, SOMETHING TELLS ME A GIRL WROTE THIS"
"THE NAME OF THE AUTHOR IN THE COVER?"
"NO, THE TITLES"
"CLASSIC!!! MIKE, I CANNOT READ THIS BOOK. THE GUY WHO WROTE IT WAS A MATHEMATICIAN. IT IS SO CONCEPTUAL I GET DIZZY. PLUS IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO UNDERSTAND"
"OH, WELL"
"HELL YEAH!!!"
"AWESOME!!!"
"MIKE I'VE TRIED TO READ THIS BOOK BUT IN THE BOOK ANDIE IS A TOTAL BITCH. I CANNOT STAND HER"
"REALLY??"
"YEAH, AND I READ THE LAST PAGES AND SHE SELLS THE CLOTHES, SHE DOESN'T DO THE NICE THING OF GIVING THEM TO EMILY"
"HAD NO IDEA"
"DAVID LYNCH READS THIS GUY. ALL HIS MOVIES ARE BASED IN HIS STORIES"
"REALLY??? HOW YOU KNOW THAT?"
"ART SCHOOL?"
"AND DAVID FINCHER MADE THE FIGHT CLUB MOVIE BASED ON THIS AUTHOR. YOU KNOW I TRIED TO READ ONE OF HIS BOOKS AND IT WAS JUST... PERTURBING"
"REALLY???"
"I NEEDED A PLAIN BAG"
"SO HE'S EXPRESSIONIST"
"YES"
"LET'S GO TO STARBUCKS???"
"ALRIGHT"
