"I CANNOT BELIEVE MY FUCKING EX-COUSIN IS MARRYING IN APRIL!!!"
"YES, CUB, WE LOST FIRST SEMESTER"
"WHAT THE... FFFFUCK!!!"
"WELL ON SECOND THOUGHT WE REALIZED WE DIDN'T WANT OUR FATALITY DAY TO BE MADE IN ONE WEEK. WE CAN WAIT"
"YES... I FEEL SOOO RELIEEEEVEED ABOUT THAT"
"ME... TOO···O.o"
"HOPE IT RAINS THAT FUCKING DAY"
"LIKE... NOVEMBER RAIN"
"YEAH. OR WORSE. THINKING IF I DON'T HELP THAT... NUN... TO GET INTO MED SCHOOL... HE WOULD BE ALL DAY DRUNK AND PLAYING THE ELCTRIC BASS BY NOW!!!! THAT'S GRATTITUDE!!! FUCKER...!"
"LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE. NOW WE HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN STAND BY FOR DEATH LIST FIVE, MAYBE WE'LL KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM AFTER APRIL. AND YOU INVITED A FRIEND AND SAID "I WOULD KILL TO GO!!!", SO SHE GOES WITH HER BOUFRIEND AND... YOU SEE? THERE'S NO RUSH. AND YOUR BROTHER IS NOT INVITED"
"YEAH. MY GRANNY, GODMOTHER, HIGH PRIESTESS, SAID I HAD TO FORGIVE HIM. AFTER READING WHAT OSCAR WILDE SAYS ABOUT FORGIVING ENEMIES, IT WAS SO EASY TO DO IT. SO I DID WHAT SHE WANTED. FROM WHEREVER SHE IS, THAT IS ENOUGH AND FOR SURE DOESN'T WANT DARTH VADER IN... THERE. SHE CARES ABOUT ME, WANTS THE BEST FOR ME, NOT THE OPPOSSITE"
"AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER??? DOLORES JANE UMBRIDGE???"
"INVITED, BUT SHE COMPLAINS ONCE, AND IS OUT OF THE PARTY"
"DEAL!!!!"
"SO WHEN I'M MOVING TO YOUR PLACE????"
"I EXPECT SOON. BUT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS IN BETWEEN.... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. SOUNDS GOOD?"
"NOT GOOD ENOUGH, BUT GOOD"
"WANNA PLAY DOCTOR???"
"NOPE"
"KUSS MICH OURSON"
