"MIKE, IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE I DON'T WATCH GLEE"
"LIKE YOU GOT BORED OF IT"
"YEAH, FIRST SEASONS WERE AWEEESOOOOME. AND NOW. NOT"
"SO WHICH GIFTS YOU RECEIVED FROM SANTA?"
GUCCI GUILTY
90 ML BOTTLE, SHOWER GEL AND AFTER SHAVE
AND A 5 ML CONCENTRATED SAMPLE
MY LITTLE PONY FASHION DESIGN SET
RARITY, VOGUE EDITOR, AND KARL LAGERFELD
VOYAGER TAROT
THIS IS A PICTURE I TOOK BY MISTAKE
LOOKS GOOD AS AN ABSTRACT WORK
ART NOUVEAU TAROT
HOUSEWIVES TAROT
GAY TAROT
MICHELANGELO TAROT
CK ONE SHOCK 100 ML
"WELL, I EXPECTED MORE GIFTS BUT MY BROTHER GOT A PANIC ATTACK AND DECIDED NOT TO COME AND MY SISTER DIDN'T EITHER, AS SHE IS ALL THE TIME WITH THE BABY"
"OH... I SEE"
"YOU KNOW? THE GAY TAROT IS SO NORMAL. BUT THE MICHELANGELO TAROT IS FULL OF MEN NAKED OVER EACH OTHER..."
"WELL... IT'S MICHELANGELO, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?"
"NOT THAT. IT'S WAY GAYER THAN THE GAY TAROT. IT'S JUST... SOFT PORN. THE SAME WITH THE ART NOUVEAU TAROT, BUT WITH GIRLS. LIKE THE GIRLS SHOWING OFF A LOT OF SKIN AND TOUCHING EACH OTHER AND KISSING. IS THAT WHY YOU TOLD ME TO BUY IT???"
"NO, I DIDN'T SEE ALL THE CARDS.... BEFORE"
"WELL. AND I TOOK OUT MY TOYS. I PUT THEM IN A BOOKSHELF. I DECIDED THAT BECAUSE OF MY LITTLE PONIES. I THOUGHT "WHY HIDE THEM?"
"YOU HIDED THEM CAUSE YOU HAVE A NEPHEW THAT WAS KICKED OUT FROM SCHOOL IN YEAR THREE FOR BAD BEHAVIOUR, AND HE DESTROYED SOME OF YOUR TOYS"
"YES. BUT I WON'T LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN"
"HOW???"
"I'LL MAKE HOSTILE NEGOCIATIONS WITH HIS MOM. I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE, SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SPANISH"
"AH.. OH... I SEE"
"IT'S NOT JUST HOW MUCH THOSE TOYS COSTED. IT'S ABOUT A LOT OF THEM AREN'T MADE ANYMORE. YOU KNOW? THERE ARE THINGS MONEY CAN'T BUY"
"I LOVE YOU"
