RECORDS OFTHE PHANTOM ZONE VOL. 1 - THE ANTILIFE EQUATION

 

THIS RECORDS

EXPLORE THE PHANTOM ZONE

IN A SCIENTIFIC

EMOTIONAL

MENTAL

AND SURREALISTIC WAY

THIS RECORDS COMPILE

INFORMATION AQUIRED IN THE PHANTOM ZONE

BY ANDYS EXPERIENCE

THERE ARE BOLD DARK ELEMENTS

AND THIS COMPILATION OF DATA

IS CLEARLY NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDEN

UNDER 13

KEEP DISCRETION

"IM HERE AGAIN" SAID ANDY "THIS PLACE

IN THE PHANTOM ZONE

LOOKS SO FAMILIAR

I STILL CAN TAKE 

A LOOK FROM HERE

TO PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE QUEUE"

"THEY MAKE THE QUEUE

AN ETERNAL QUEUE 

OF HOURS AND HOURS

AND THEN THEY GO UP THAT 

HILL "

"AND JUMP CLIFF DOWN

IVE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES

THEY JUMP OFF THE CLIFF

THEY FALL

THEY GET MADE BAG

THEY STAND 

AND MAKE THE QUEUE 

AGAIN"

"WELL THIS TOWER

IVE SEEN THIS TOWER B4

AAAND...

I HAVE SEEN

WAIT A MINUTE..."

"I THINK I CAN START MAKING A MAP

OF THIS PLACE

SO FAR I HAVE 4 BUILDINGS

ITS NOT BAAAD

AND IF I GO HERE AND THERE"

"ORCS... IM FAMILIAR TO THEM

BUT

WAIT A MINUTE

ORCS HAVE SOMEHOW

A LIFE SPAN

AND THEY GROW UP

THEYRE ALWAYS UGLY

AND HAVE BAD FEELINGS

BAD BIVE

BUT NOT AROUND ME

SOMETIMES I THINK ITS

FUN TO HAVE THEM 

AROUND"

"ORCS ARE BORN FROM EGGS

THEN THEY GROW UP

AND"

LATER

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"JOSH IVE BEEN STUDYING THE PHANTOM ZONE"

"AND" JOSH REPLIED

"THERE ARE FORMS OF LIFE

THERE ARE CIRCLES OF LIFE

ALSO BUILDINGS"

"WHATS YOUR POINT, ANDY"

"I THINK THERE IS SOME KIND 

OF EQUATION

IN THIS PLACE

AN ANTILIFE EQUATION

ILL WRITE IT DOWN"

"SEE JOSH???"

"WHAT YOU ARE DOING HERE

IS JUST UNBEIEVABLE ANDY"

"IS THE EQUATION RIGHT???"

"I THINK SO"

"HAVE YOU EVER SEEN 

AN EQUATION LIKE THIS"

"NOPE"

"BUT JOSH, IF THERE IS AN ANTILIFE

EQUATION

THERE MUST BE A LIFE EQUATION

SOMEWHERE"

"YOU THINK SO???"

"YEAH FOR SURE

ILL STUDY LIFE TOO"

WEEKS LATER

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"SO THIS BOOKS OF BIOLOGY

BIOCHEMISTRY

CELLS LIFE

WATER

DATA"

"THE CELL 

HAS A NUCLEUS

MITHOCONDRIA

...

AND THE BASE OF

THE STRUCTURE OF

 CELLS ARE PROTEINS"

"STUDYING COLLAGEN

AND HOW IT MAKES STRUCTURES

THEN LIFE AND 

BIOCHEMISTRY

LEAD TO CELL METABOLISM

AND...

BINGO!!!"

"JOSH I THINK I HAVE 

THE LIFE EQUATION!!!"

"SHOW ME"

"ACCORDING TO THIS COMPUTER

THE EQUATION IS CORRECT

TAKE A LOOK"

COMPANIONSHIP + UNDERSTANDING +

 ASSURANCE + JOY + ALTRUISM 

:RESPECT :COMMENDATION

:SYMPATHY

X INNOCENCE X DIGNITY

X SUCCESS X ACCEPTANCE

Y=N WHERE

Y=DESPAIR

AND N = CAUTION

LOVE = TRUTH

DEATH = REBIRTH

SELF = LIGHT SIDE

"LOOKS GREAT, ANDY"

"I THINK YOU CAN USE IT

FOR SOMETHING"

"ILL TELL ARCHANGEL

RAFAEL"

"WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK

SO FAR ABOUT THIS RECORDS???"

"THE RESULTS ARE BETTER

THAN I THOUGHT

AND

WELCOME BACK

TO THE FAMILY OF LIGHT"

RECORDS OF THE CHAMPS ELYSEES VOL. 3 - THE LONELINESS SPRING

 

"JOSH ILL MAKE JEWELLS

WITH MINERAL ESCUDO

ELIZABETH TOLD ME 

I CAN GET ESCUDO

FROM THE LONELINESS SPRING"

"BUT YOULL FEEL 

LONELY, ANDY"

"NOT AT ALL

ELIABETH

TOLD ME

THAT LONELINESS

KILLS ALL THE THRILL

OF STANDING ALONE"

"SURE"

"ILL GO THERE

AND ILL GET THE MINERAL

ELIZABETH

CAN SELL THE JEWELLS

AND PAY ME 

WITH STELLAR MONEY"

"THATS

REALLY COOL"

"I HAVE A MAP TO GO THERE

ITS IN A DARK 

PLACE HERE AT THE

CHAMPS ELYSEES"

"WITH THAT ARMOR

YOU WILL MAKE IT

FOR SURE"

"LET ME STITCH

YOUR SECOND IMPACT

SCAR

THIS WHOOL

HAS

SUPREME HEALING POWER

AND IT WILL PROTECT YOU"

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ONE WEEK LATER

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"ILL GO TO THE LONELINESS SPRING

THIS LOOKS DIFFICULT

I LIKE IT

SO THE SPRING

IS INSIDE A HOSPITAL..."

"OK IM CLOSE

ACCORDING TO THIS 

MAP THE HOSPITAL IS AROUND 

THE CORNER OF

UFFFFF

I KEEP GETTING LOST

ITS NOT HERE

NOT HERE

SHIT"

 AND SUDDENLY

"HOLY FUCK

GETTING ESCUDO 

REALLY IS DIFFICULT

CRAP

MY SECOND IMPACT SCAR

STARTED TO HURT A LITTLE"

"AAAAND

FINALLY I FOUND 

THE HOSPITAL

LOOKING BACK IT WASNT THAT DIFFICULT

WHAT AWAITS FOR ME INSIDE

THIS BUILDING 

I DUNNO

WHERE 

THE PATH THE DESTINY

WILL FOLLOW"

"ALL THE DOORS LOOK THE SAME

ILL TRY ONE BY ONE

HERE THERE

TURN RIGHT HERE

TURN LEFT THERE"

"NOBODY CLEANS

THIS PLACE

HOLY COW

AND I GOT LOST INSIDE THIS HOSPITAL 

AGAIN

IM LOSING TIME LIKE FUCK"

"HELL

ILL FIGHT BACK

IM TIRED OF FIGHTING

THERE ARE ENEMIES 

EEVERYWHERE"

"WIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH PEGASUS!!!

NOW IM FEELING THE THRILL

OF STANDING ALONE

I REALLY LIKED IT"

"A LADDER

ILL GO UP

ENEMIES KEEP 

SHOWING UP

SO FAR CHREATURES

IN THE PHANTOM ZONE

RESPECTED ME

ITS CLEAR THEY ARE

DEFFENDING THE MINERAL ESCUDO"

"AND TAKE THIS

AND THIS

AND THAT

POOF BANG CRASH BOOM BANG"

"HI, MY NAME IS ALESSA"

"HI ALESSA 

NICE MEETING YOU, 

IM ANDY"

"NICE MEETING YOU TOO

ANDY!

WAIT A MINUTE

ANDY???!!!

THE ANDY???!!!

ANDY TABRAX???!!!"

"YUP"

"OK I WANT YOU TO EXPLAIN ME

HOW YOU COULD

LAST HERE IN THE PHANTOM ZONE

FOR MORE THAN A YEAR

IF YOU DO 

ILL HELP YOU GET TO THE

LONELINESS SPRING"

"ALRIGHT"

"YOU WANT MINERAL ESCUDO RIGHT???"

"YUP"

"FOR WHAT???"

"MAKE JEWELLS"

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LATER

____________________

"HOLY COW ANDY...

YOU READ 

NEW AGE BOOOKS???

WITH ALL THE NOISE AROUND

SOMETIMES???"

"WELL IT WAS DIFFICULT, ALESSA"

"LOOK THIS LABYRINTH

IS DIFFICULT TO CROSS

AND YOU CAN GET LOST

THE LONELINESS SPRING IS

AT THE CENTER,

THE LIGHT IN THE MIDDLE"

"WITH THIS CUBE 

AND FROM HERE

YOULL GET TO THE MIDDLE

INMEDIATELY

AND THE CUBE WILL PROTECT YOU

SO THE CREATURES HERE

WONT ATTACK YOU 

NEXT TIME YOU COME

FOR ESCUDO"

"THANKS ALESSA"

"AND NOW JUST USE IT"

AND A MUSIC BOX SOUNDED HARD

"WELL IM HERE AND"

SUDDENLY"

"WHO ARE YOU???

WHO DARES TO GET CLOSE

TO THE LONELINESS SPRING???"

"IM ANDY, ANDY TABRAX

AND YOU ARE???"

"I AM CHAOS...

THE POWERFUL

THE ONE THAT WANTS

TO DESTROY ALL HAPPINESS"

"I CAME HERE FOR MINERAL ESCUDO

I DONT WANT TO FIGHT YOU

YOU LOOK STRONG AND POWERFUL

ILL GET ESCUDO NO MATTER WHAT

BUT... 

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY"

"THE ONLY THING I EVER WANTED

IS TO BE HAPPY

NO MATTER WHAT I DO I JUST DONT FIND IT

IF YOU DONT WANT TO FIGHT ME

GIVE ME THE HAPPINESS  

I NEVER HAD

THATS WHY I BOTHER HAPPY PEOPLE

AND CREATURES

MY FUEL IS PURE ENVY"

"TAKE THIS COPY OF MY SILVER CRYSTAL

IT WAS REFINED

IN THE FIRE OF MOUNT DOOM

ITS MY TOKEN OF FRIENDSHIP

FOR YOU"

"IT WILL HELP YOU

LOVE THE WORLD 

LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA"

"THANKS ANDY"

"NOW IM FREE"

AND CHAOS TRANSFORMED INTO 

SOMETHING

WAY BETTER

"HERE IS THE LONELINESS SPRING, ANDY

YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE ESCUDO YOU WANT

YOU WON MY HEART

NOW WE ARE FRIENDS

AND ALLIES"

"THANKS CHAOS

THE SPRING LOOKS

LIKE A LINE"

AND ANDY PUT HIS HAND INSIDE

AND HE GOT A LOT 

OF MINERAL ESCUDO

HE STARTED MAKING JEWELLS

AS LONG AS HE WAS WORKING

FOR HIS SCHOOL THESIS

RECORDS OF THE CHAMPS ELYSEES VOL. 2 - ELIZABETH & THE MINERAL ESCUDO

 

"WOW" SAID ANDY "THERES A JEWELRY

HERE

I DONT KNOW IF I GET IN

MMMM

ILL FOLLOW 

MY INTUITION

AND

YEAH"

"I SHOULD BE

WORKING ON MY THESIS

FOR ART SCHOOL

BUT THIS PLACE

LOOKS INTERESTING

ILL TAKE A LOOK"

AND HE GOT IN

"HI, MY NAME IS ELIZABETH

HOW CAN I HELP YOU???"

"I WANTED TO LOOK AT THE JEWELS

I LOVE JEWELS

AND THEIR DESIGN

ITS LIKE SMALL

SCULPTURES"

"WAIT A MINUTE

WHO ARE YOU???"

"ANDY, ANDY TABRAX"

"THE LEGEND???"

"OH MMM I THINK SO

YEAH"

"NOBODY IN THE LIGHT SIDE

LASTED MORE THAN A YEAR

HERE IN THE PHANTOM ZONE"

"OH..."

"YOU ARE A LEGEND HERE

THERE IS A PROPHECY 

THAT SAYS

YOU WILL UNITE

ALL CREATURES

OF THE PHANTMO ZONE

IN A REPUBLIC"

"REALLY???

HOW ILL DO THAT???

NO IDEA"

"CMON ITS JUST A PROPHECY"

"ILL TELL YOU WHAT

TAKE THIS RING

AS A HUMBLE

FRIENDSHIP TOKEN"

"THANKS A LOT

I LOVE JEWELLS!!!"

"HOW DID YOU LAST HERE MORE THAN 

A YEAR???"

"I DUNNO IM JUST STRONG

I LIKE DIFFICULTIES

AND I HAVE

JOSH

BY MY SIDE

WHO WOULD BE AGAINST ME???"

"YOU LOOK A BIT WORRIED

AND STRESSED

CAN I KNOW WHY"

"IM WORKING ON MY THESIS

I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO IT

I JUST  AM

SUPER CONFUSED ABOUT IT

I DUNNO WHAT TO DO"

"DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING???"

"YES BUT A TEACHER

IS HELPING ME

AND I DONT 

HAVE A CLUE"

"SHOW ME YOUR WORKS

FOR THE THESIS"

"HERE"

"IT LOOKS GLAMOROUS

WHAT DO YOU KNOW

ABOUT GLAMOUR???"

"NOTHING"

"ILL TELL YOU WHAT

YOU DO HAVE GLAMOUR

GLAMOUR IS SOME KIND

OF CHARM OR MAGIC"

"AND???"

"YOU SHOULD READ BOOKS

ABOUT ROMANTICISM

NEO CLASSICISM

AND GLAMOUR

AND LISTEN TO ABBA"

"THERE IS A LIBRARY HERE

IN THE CHAMPS ELYSEES

YOU CAN DO YOUR RESEARCH

THERE

WITHOUT BUYING BOOKS

SO YOU CAN FOCUS

YOUR BUDGET FOR THE THESIS

ON MATERIALS

WHAT DO YOU THINK???"

"LOOKS LIKE A GREAT IDEA

THANKS FOR YOUR KIND ADVICE"

"YOU CAN EVER GO TO THE LIBRARY

AND HAVE COFFEE

AS YOU STUDY

IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL 

SO GOOD

AND LET ME STITCH YOUR SECOND IMPACT

SCAR"

"THIS WHOOL

HAS LUMINAIRE

AND LIGHTNING

HOLY MAGIC

IT WILL PROTECT YOUR HEART

AND HEAL IT"

"ANDY I SEE YOU MAKE JEWELLS TOO

LOOK

I HAVE AN IDEA

IS THERE A VIDEOGAME CONSOLE 

YOU WANNA HAVE"

"PLAYSTATION 2"

"YOU COULD MAKE JEWELLS AND I 

CAN SELL THEM HERE

WHAT DO YOU SAY"

"THERE IS A MINERAL HERE

ITS CALLED ESCUDO

YOU CAN MAKE JEWELLS WITH 

ESCUDO"

"ILL GIVE YOU THIS SAMPLE OF ESCUDO

YOU CAN MAKE SOME JEWELLS

WITH IT

BUT IF YOU NEED MORE ESCUDO"

"YOULL FIND IT AT THE LONELINESS SPRING"

"WHERES IS IT???"

"ILL SHOW YOU THE MAP"

"BUT I DONT LIKE LONELINESS"

"LONELINESS KILLS

ALL THE THRILL

OF STANDING

ALONE"

"THRILLING???

OH I GET IT!!!

ILL ENOJY IT THEN"

"THE SPRING IS INSIDE THE HOSPITAL

ITS DIFFICULT TO GET

ESCUDO

BUT ACCORDING

TO WHAT I KNOW ABOUT YOU

IT WONT BE DIFFICULT FOR YOU"

"DO YOU HAVE QUESTIONS ANDY???"

"THANKS A LOT!!!!!!!!"

"LOOK

ILL TELL YOU ONE MORE THING

WE CAN PAY YOU WITH

STELLAR MONEY

ILL TEACH YOU

HOW TO CHANGE IT

TO REAL MONEY"

"OH I REALLY LIKE IT"

"WE HAVE STELLAR MONEY

HERE IN THE PHANTOM ZONE"

"DID NOT KNOW THERE WAS MONEY HERE"

"ILL GIVE YOU THIS COIN"

"THANKS"

"MAKE SURE TO READ

A LOT IN THE LIBRARY

TAKE ALL THE ADVANTAGE 

YOU CAN FROM IT"

"THANKS SO MUCHE

TALK TO YOU LATER

WAKATA OKIDOKI"

"SURE"