HELLO KITTY LESSONS: HANDKERCHIEF CODE

HELLO THIS IS ME HELLO KITTH

AND TODAY I WILL TEACH YOU KIDS

ALL A VERY IMPORTANT LESSON

FIRST OF ALL I AM CONCEPTUAL

I AM KAWAII

I AM ART

I AM HELLO KITTY

GET READY FOR THE LESSON OF TODAY

AND GET YOUR PENCILS

AND HELLO KITTY NOTE BOOKS

BECAUSE WE ARE

GONNA LEARN

ABOUT..

THE HANDKERCHIEF CODE

THERE IS A COLORFUL

VARIETY OF HANDKERCHIEFS

AND SO FOR YOU TO KNOW

EVERY HANDKERCHIEF

COLOR

HAS A MEANING

A CONCEPT

THE PINK COLOR MEANS LOVE IS LOVE

AND TENDERNESS

AND IT IS OF COURSE MY FAVORITE 

COLOR THE COLOR OF DEEP

FEELINGS

ON SECOND PLACE COMES THE GREEN COLOR

THE COLOR OF EYWA 

AND ALSO

HEALING AND FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC

BECAUSE ALL THESE 

CONCEPTS 

MEAN A LOT TO US

AND KEEP OUR HEARTS TOGETHER

IN THE BEST WAY

THIS ORANGE COLOR

IS THE COLOR OF EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS

THE COLOR 

OF BONDS 

AND DEEP BONDS

BONDS THAT TIE US TOGETHER

AND LET US BE BOUND...

JOKES

THE COLOR BLUE IS THE COLOR OF OLIVER

I MEAN

THE STAR BOYFRIEND OF CHRISTIAN

IN THE SOAP OPERA

FROME FREE GERMANY

"VERBOTENE LIEBE"

IT IS THE COLOR OF LOVE

TRUE LOVE

AND 

ALWAYS REMEMBER

CHRISTIAN AND OLIVER

ARE POLIAMOROUS

SO THEY PREFFER TRUVADA

TO FEEL REAL LOVE

THIS RED COLOR

IS THE COLOR OF SIN

THE COLOR OF SATAN

OF THE WRONG WAY OF LIVING

OF THE REBELLIOUS

AGAINST JOSH

AND THE IMMACULATE COLLECTION

THIS CONCEPT KIDS: NO

THAT NO.

NOT THAT

THIS IS THE COLOR OF TRUE LOVE

AND I MEAN

BETWEEN MEN

AND SEX 

AND REAL LOVE

SO PREFFER TRUVADA

WHEN YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH 

YOUR BOYFRIEND

BUT ALSO LIKE GRINDR APP

AND ADORE OUR GODDESS

OF SEX AND THE CITY:

SAMANTHA

THATS ALL FOR NOW

THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND

OF COURSE I LIKE CUNTS

THE MORE THE WUSS THE BETTER

AND WAIT FOR ME

BECAUSE THERE WILL BE

MORE

LESSONS OF LIFE

SO WE WILL SEE 

EACH OTHER IN THE

FUTURE AGAIN

AND THIS IS MY TRUE AND LAST FORM:

COSMOS HELLO KITTY

THE ONE EVERYONE

LOVES THE MOST

AND TO REFRESH WHAT 

WE LEARNED TODAY

SO YOU REMEMBER WELL THIS LESSON

I LEAVE HERE THIS MUSIC VIDEO

ABOUT 

THE HANDKERCHIEF CODE

ANDS

SEE YOU LATER...

LOVE AND PEACE!!!

GAME BOY ADVANCE???

 

THE BEAR AND MICHAEL WERE 

WALKING DOWN THE STREET

HOLDING HANDS

JOKING AND TALKING

"DAYS LIKE THIS FEEL SOO GOOD" SAID THE BEAR

"OH.. YEAH.." SAID MICHAEL

"WHAT WE SAY IF A COP SEES US HOLDING HANDS???"

"THAT IM AN AUSSIE.."

"LOOK, THE OTHER DAY... WAIT A MINUTE"

"A MILK SHAKE SHOP!!!" EXCLAIMED THE BEAR

"I INVITE" SAID MICHAEL  AND ASKED TWO STRAWBERRY SHAKES

"WOOOOOWW"

"IT'S DELICIOUS" SAID THE BEAR

"MILK SHAKES MAKE THIS WORLD A BETTER PLACE"

"NOT AS MUCH AS HELLO KITTY DOES"

"REMEMBER MICHAEL WHEN WE MET AND WE WERE DRUNK???"

"FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY..."

"A LOT HAS HAPPENED SINCE 2007"

"OH YEAH"

"I WANT MORE SHOPPING" SAID THE BEAR HUGGING MICHAEL

"ALRIGHT"

"BUY ME A PERFUME..."

"SURE"

"OOOOH" SAID THE BEAR "A WALMART!!! LETS GET IN!!!"

"SURE.. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM WALMART???"

"YOU KNOW I LIKE LOOKING... NOT ONLY SHOPPING...

LETS TAKE A LOOOK???"

"ALRIGHT"

BOTH TWO OF THEM WERE OUTSIDE WALMART

AND 

----IN BETWEEEN LOOP---

THEY GOT IN

"DID YOU FEEL THAT, MICHAEL???"

"FEEL WHAT???"

"SOMETIMES YOU FORGET MY ESP IS BETTER THAN YOURS"

"I DID NOT FEEL ANYTHING"

"OH WELL.. IT DOESNT MATTER.."

WOULD THE BEAR

TELL MICHAEL ABOUT AURA'S THEORY

ABOUT WALMART DOORS...?????

"LOOK AT THAT" SAID THE BEAR "THE VIDEOGAME SHELF!!!"

"SO WHAT'S NEW HERE"

"I WANT AN SD CARD FOR MY NINTENDO SWITCH OLED AND..."

"LOOK OVER HERE BEAR"

"A GAME BOY!!!" EXCLAIMED THE BEAR

"IT'S SEEMS ITS CALLED GAME BOY ADVANCE"

"YOU ARE NOT AFRAID OF IT AS YOU ARE HOLDING THE BOX AND..."

"IT DOES NOT MATTER... I WANNA BUY IT

TO STUDY IT... JUST SCIENTIFIC REASONS"

"JUST SCIE... MICHAEL ILL BE WORRIED

IF YOU HANDLE ONE OF THOSE

WHAT IF IS THERE A WEAPON HIDDEN INSIDE???"

OR A DANGEROUS WEAPON 

OF MASS DESTRUCTION...

"ITS JUST TECHNOLOGY IN THE END, ANDY"

"BUT MIKE... WHAT THE HELL YOU GOT IN YOUR HEAD???"

"ITS ONLY TECHNOLOGY"

"THOSE NINTENDO TECHNOLOGIES

ARE NOT FROM THIS MULTIVERSE

FOR FUCKS SAKE.."

"CUB I CAN HANDLE IT

IF I CAN HANDLE A BATHROOM

THAT WORKS WITH LIGHTS

AND AIRPODS THAT MAKE ME SLEEP FIVE MINUTES...

HELL... WHAT AM I SAYING...?"

"FIVE MINUTES LIKE ITS EIGHT HOURS..."

GLUUUUUUUP

MICHAELS THROAT GREW UP LIKE A BALLOON

"ANDY

I HAPPEN TO BE PLEIADIAN"

????????

!!!!!!!!!!!!

0_0

WHAT

THE FUCK!!!

THAT WAS WHY MICHAEL WAS SO DIFFERENT???

THAT WAS WHY

MICHAEL

USED TO SAY

THAT THE BEAR GOT SO GOOD LOOKING

AN ANGEL FELL IN LOVE

WITH HIM???

[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

LATER

"MICHAEL IF YOU ARE AN ALIEN ITS BETTER" SAID THE BEAR

AS BOTH TWO WERE KISSING IN THE PARK

"TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PLANET"

"ITS COOL... ITS... THE TECHNOLOGY IS ADVANCED AND..."

"I LOVE YOU MORE NOW... THANKS FOR THE SPOILER"

SMOOCH

"MIKE YOU STAY CALM... I LOVE YOU

AND ABOUT THE KIDS... I WANNA DO IT

EVEN IF YOUR ETHNICITY IS A BIT...

DIFFERENT"

"THANKS... THOUGHT YOU WOULD TAKE IT LIKE

I DUNNO..."

"WELL THAT EXPLAINS WHY YOUR HAIR

IS BLOND BORDERLINE WHITE"

"MICHAEL I TALKED TO LEGION ABOUT THE NINTENDOS"

"OH YEAH I SAY IM AN ALIEN 

AND YOU HAVE TO FIGHT BACK!

WHAT THEY TOLD YOU???"

"THEY GAVE ME A PENDRIVE WITH A LITTLE DATA

FROM THE REPUBLIC AND STUFF"

"THEY HACKED SOMETHING?"

"MICHAEL ITS OUR KIDS... 

OF COURSE THEY DID HACK SOMETHING..."

"HEY YOU SHOULD NOT TALK TO LEGION

WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION"

"OF COURSE..

...

PLEIADIAN

..."

AND THEY BOTH SAID

"KUSS MICH"

TOMORROWLAND TRAVEL

"OK MICHAEL" SAID THE BEAR

"YOU ARE NOT WATCHING SO HERE I GO

PENDRIVE GIVE ME A SCREEN"

"AS YOU SAY ANDY" ANSWERED THE PENDRIVE

"GIVE ME A CALL WITH LEGION... SARAH, PLEASE...

AND A LATTE COFFEE WITH AN APPLE PIE"

"SURE... CALLING...

ACCESSING TIME TRAVEL CALL NETWORK

ACCESSING LEGION

ACCESSING SARAH DEVICES

ACCESS GRANTED..."

"DAD"

"SARAH"

"NICE YOU CALLED ITS BEEN A WHILE.."

"I NEED YOUR HELP... I NEED SOME ANSWERS

ABOUT SOME KIND OF

TECHNOLOGY THAT SHOWED UP AND LOOKS MISTERIOUS"

"ALRIGHT... AND???"

"COULD YOU SEND ME A LEGION RING... I WANNA GO TALK

TO THE FOUR OF YOU IN THE FUTURE"

"AAAH THATS WHY YOU CALLED ME..

YOU ALWAYS SAY IT...

SARAH IS MEANER THAN AURA

BUT SARAH BEHAVES BETTER...

I LL SEND A RING TO YOUR PENDRIVE

READY?

HERE YOU GO...

SENDING..."

"RING LOADING..."

SAID THE PENDRIVE AND CONTINUED

"20 PERCENT LOADED

56 SECONDS REMAINING

55 PERCENT LOADED"

HOLY SHIT

"LOAD COMPLETE"

!!!

"RING... FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL

MOON PRISM POWER

SHAZAM!!!"

HELLLL!!!!!!

"WELL THE FUTURE LOOKS VERY GOOD... " SAID THE BEAR

"DAD" SAID THE FOUR KIDS

"GUYS I HAVE TO KNOW

SOMETHING

ITS ABOUT SOME KIND OF DANGEROUS TECHNOLOGY

I FOUND"

"SO YOU'RE UNDERCOVER" SAID SARAH

AND ADDED "WE CANNOT TELL MICHAEL FOR SURE"

"LET'S GO TO THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE" SAID JACOB

LATER

"THE FORTRESS LOOKS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT"

"YOU KNOW ITS BASED IN YOUR DESIGN" SAID SARAH

"SO WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR???"

ASKED AURA

"ITS ABOUT AN UNKNOWN DEVICE THAT SHOWED UP

ITS CALLED NINTENDO

AND I ALREADY SAW THREE DIFFERENT MODELS"

"A NINTENDO...???

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

I NEVER HEARD OF IT" MURMURED KYLE

"I THINK ITS SOME KIND OF ALIEN TECHNOLOGY

LIKE GRAY OR PLEIARAN OR..."

"WHAT RAMIEL TOLD YOU???" ASKED JACOB

"NOT MUCH"

"IM SEARCHING..."

"WE ARE SEARCHING TOO...

NOTHING SO FAR..." SAID KYLE

"HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS DANGEROUS DAD...

OR.. YOU WERE TOLD SOMETHING..." SAID AURA

"IVE BEEN TOLD THEY ARE PORTABLE 

VIDEOGAME CONSOLES"

"DO YOU HAVE ANY NAMES OR??? Y'KNOW.." SAID AURA

"IVE SEEN THREE VERSIONS AND...

ONE IS CALLED GAME BOY

THE OTHER NINTENDO 3DS

AND THE LAST I SAW IS CALLED NINTENDO SWITCH OLED"

"AND YOU THINK THEYRE DANGEROUS... BE...CAUSE???" ASKED KYLE

"BECAUSE THEY CAN STORE 

DANGEROUS WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...

LIKE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE"

"DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING JACOB??"

"NOTHING SO FAR DAD..

IT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT...

LOOK YOU KNOW WE ARE USING THE NETWORK OF THE REPUBLIC

BUT... IT COULD BE SOMETHING

FROM A PLANET

THAT IS NOT IN THE REPUBLIC OR SYSTEM...

OR... I DUNNO... "

"TRY ANOTHER DIMENSION..."

"ANOTHER DIMENSION??? 

ARE YOU SURE?" SAID AURA.. AND ADDED

"DAD... WE KNOW YOU ARE BIPOLAR..."

"I TRAVELED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION

THERE IT WAS..

THE GAME BOY...

IT SEEMS NINTENDOS ARE EASY TO GO AND BUY 

AT WALMART"

"YOU MEAN... THE WALMART BUSINESS GOT SO BIG

IT EXPANDED ITS ECONOMIC TERRITORY 

TO ANOTHER DIMENSION???"

"OR IT IS NOT EXACTLY WALMART..."

"WAIT A MINUTE... IF YOU SEE IT THAT WAY

THE DOORS TO GET INTO WALMART

COULD BE DIMENSIONAL PORTALS..."

LATER

"DAD WE DID NOT FIND MUCH..." SAID SARAH "IT SEEMS

NINTENDOS HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH JAPAN...

WE ARE SORRY BUT WE USED THE BROWSER

OF THE REPUBLIC

AND CHECKED EBOOKS AND STUFF"

"THE LITTLE DATA WE GATHERED... " SAID AURA "IS STORED

IN THIS PENDRIVE.. THE ONE YOU HAVE AND

RAMIEL GAVE TO YOU

CAN DECIFER THE FOUR DIGIT DATA

DO YOU HAVE QUESTIONS..???"

"NOT AT ALL. NOT A WORD ABOUT THIS TO MICHAEL"

"WE KNOW... WE ARE...

YOUR..

SONS."

"THANKS KIDS

AND I HAVE TO GO BACK..."

"SEE YOU LATER DAD!!!"

SAID THE KIDS

AND THE BEAR

TIME TRAVELED BACK.