Friday, June 29, 2018

HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN GOD AT HOME


HOW CAN I START A CONVERSATION
ABOUT IT????
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I THINK ABOUT IT
I CANNOT FIND A WAY

"MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GODS?"

SO OBVIOUS I AM?
SO POWERFUL IS HIS ESP?
HE DOES NOT NEED TO READ MY MIND TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

"YUP CUB"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?"
"HOW DID YOU BECOME A GOD?"
"TRAINING WITH JOSH"
"HOW WAS THAT?"
"GOOD"
"OR SUPER SEVERE LIKE PAI MEI?"
"NO MICHAEL, TOTALLY COOL"
"BUT HOW WAS IT?"
"HE MADE ME READ DEMIAN... 
...THEN THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA...
...AND THEN REAL MAGIC"
"SOUNDS GOOD"
"AND AFTER THAT, MODELLING WITH 
THE CONTEMPORARY GODS AND DEMI GODS
I MEAN
SUPERHEROES"
"HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE TO..."
"TRAINING WITH JOSH? SIX MONTHS"
"HE GAVE YOU YOUR HATTORI HANZO????"
"NO, I GOT IT ON MY OWN AFTER SECOND IMPACT"
"REALLY?"
"YUP. AFTER THAT I FELL INTO THE PHANTOM ZONE, 
I GOT THE HATTORI HANZO THERE AND ON MY OWN"
"HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THERE"
"OH WELL... THAT'S ANOTHER STORY"

Thursday, June 28, 2018

Tuesday, June 26, 2018

ECHAME LA CULPA


TENGO EN ESTA HISTORIA ALGO QUE CONFESAR
YA ENTENDI MUY BIEN QUE FUE LO QUE PASO
Y AUNQUE DUELA TANTO TENGO QUE ACEPTAR
QUE TU NO ERES LA MALA QUE EL MALO SOY YO


NO ME CONOCISTE NUNCA DE VERDAD
YA SE FUE LA MAGIA QUE TE ENAMORO 
Y ES QUE NO QUISIERA ESTAR EN TU LUGAR
PORQUE TU ERROR SOLO FUE CONOCERME


NO ERES TU NO ERES TU SOY YO

SOY YO


NO TE QUIERO HACER SUFRIR


ES MEJOR OLVIDARLO Y DEJARLO ASI


ECHAME LA CULPA


NO ERES TU NO ERES TU SOY YO


SOY YO

NO TE QUIERO HACER SUFRIR
ES MEJOR OLVIDARLO Y DEJARLO ASI


ECHAME LA CULPA!

Sunday, June 24, 2018

PERSONA Q





"MICHAEL I'M PLAYING PERSONA Q !!!"
"OH"
"IT'S AN RPG FOR NINTENDO 3DS !, 
REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO PLAY PERSONA 4 OVER YOUR BELLY ON PS2???"
"I REMEMBER..."
HELL...
"AND IN THE END I TRIED TO BE KANJI'S BOYFRIEND?
AND HE OPENS UP AND TELLS YOU HE IS GAY?
AND THEN THE OPTION OF BEING HIS BOYFRIEND WASN'T AVAILABLE?
AND I HAD TO CHOOSE THE LAST AND UGLIEST GIRL AS A GIRLFRIEND?"
HERE HE COMES AGAIN
AT LEAST HE DON'T LOOK MELANCHOLIC...
SHIT


"SO HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER HE'S A 4 IN KINSEY SCALE FOR SURE
HE PLAYS THE RUDE GUY BUT HE IS SENSITIVE
AND STUFF... WHY YOUR EYES ARE ROLLING???"
"NO---THING!"


"WELL MIKE I REALIZED THERE ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF  PERSONA
FOR EXAMPLE
THERE ARE GOOD PERSONAS
AND ALSO BAD PERSONAS
THERE ARE WONDERFUL PERSONAS
THERE ARE PERSONAS LIKE THE ASS
AND THERE ARE BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS"
"ALRIGHT"
SIGH


"YOU CAN ALSO FUSE PERSONAS 
TO MAKE BETTER PERSONAS
OR WORSE PERSONAS
OR BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS...


...THERE'S DOUBLE FUSION...


...AND TRIPLE FUSIONS"


"AND THE HEXAGON???? HAVE YOU TRIED IT????"
"NO, I HAVEN'T TRIED MORE THAN TRIPLE FUSION YET...
WHY YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT?"
"NOTHING... 
I LOVE YOU"


"YOU IMAGINE THE FACE OF MY NEIGHBOUR, THE OLD LADY?
THE ONE WE CALL MISERY
BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE THE CHARACTER 
PLAYED BY KATHY BATES
IN THE MISERY MOVIE
BASED ON A STEPHEN KING BOOK
IF SHE SAW A TRIPLE FUSION PERSONA???"

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY...

Sunday, June 17, 2018

THE CUB AND MICHAEL LERKOFF SECRET PRONUNCIATION

MICHAEL LERKOFF:  MICHAEL LEERKOFF
THE CUB: THE COOB

THAT'S ALL!

CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE THIRD KIND

I'M BACK WRITING!!!
YES IT'S ME
MICHAEL
MICHAEL LERKOFF

····

SO WE WERE WALKING IN A FOREST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
WE SAW A LAKE
THE LAKE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND THE CUB
KEPT SAYING HOW WONDERFUL THE LAKE WAS
AS I LISTENED TO HIM
LIKE IN THE OLD TIMES
WHEN WE WERE ON OUR WAY BACK TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS
WE GOT LOST

"MICHAEL, IT'S ONLY GEOMETRY" SAID THE CUB
"IT'S NOT ONLY GEOMETRY! WE GOT LOST!!!!"
"LOOK. TRY TO SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE HERE"
"????"
"AT LEAS WE CAN WALK HOLDING OUR ARMS... IT FEELS GOOD AND IT'S SO ROMANTIC"
"BUT I WANNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN"
"I'M SURE IT'S THIS WAY"
"NO IT'S ALL THE WAY AROUND"
"YOU DON'T TRUST MY ESP?"
HOW WAS I TO ANSWER TO THAT
SO I FOLLOWED HIM
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN


"HELL !!!!"
"MICHAEL THIS IS AWESOME, TOLD YOU ALIENS WERE REAL"
"YOU'RE NOT SCARED?"
"I THINK IF THEY'RE HUNGRY THEY CAN GO TO AN AUTOMAC"
"MC DONALDS SURE"
"I ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE. YOU AND YOUR ATTACHMENT TO TROUBLE"
"YOU THINK?"
"JUST RELAX"
"CUB"

SO HE GRABBED MY ARM AND GOT GLUED TO ME
AS WE KEPT WALKING
AND THE CUB WAS RIGHT
THE CABIN WAS WERE HE WAS WALKING TO

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY!!!!

Saturday, June 9, 2018

***HOMO SENSORIUM***



WE WERE TOLD ESP WAS WEIRD
AND MORALLY WRONG
THAT WAS NOT TRUE


IN THE GLOBAL VILLAGE
EVERYBODY'S CONNECTED
AND SOCIAL NETWORKS MADE 
EVERYBODY FAMOUS


IT'S ABOUT WHAT WE FEEL
NO TRANSLATORS WILL BE NEEDED IN A NEW WORLD
EVOLUTION HAS A PRICE
I THINK THAT PRICE IS CHEAP


IMAGINE A NETWORK
WHERE EVERYBODY CAN CONNECT
THROUGH ESP
TO ACCOMPLISH
GREAT WONDERS
TOGETHER


IT'S TIME TO ENJOY LIFE
EVEN IN THE DARKEST MOMENTS
OR WHEN WE HAVE TROUBLE
IN THE FUTURE OUR GENERATIONS
WILL BE ADMIRED
FOR ACCOMPLISHING A NEW WORLD


A WORLD WITH LOVE AND PEACE
ABSOLUT TOLERANCE
AND TOTALLY DIPLOMATIC
IN THE WAYS OF COMMUNICATION


WE'RE NOT JUST ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE
IN OUTER SPACE
WE ARE TOGETHER IN THIS WORLD
NOBODY'S USELESS
ALL LIVES MATTER


WE JUST NEED TO FIND OUR ANGEL
TO GUIDE US
TO TRAIN US
TO MAKE US BETTER

IN THE GLOBAL VILLAGE
EVERYBODY'S CONNECTED

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

SENSE 8 TAROT CARDS !!!

FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO MAKE CLEAR THAT
MICHAEL AND I ARE BACK ON OUR RELATIONSHIP
A LOT OF SHIT HAPPENED AND WE WERE WRONG
FOCUSING ON LITTLE DETAILS THAT DID NOT WORK
WHILE WE DO SUPERHEROIC STUFF ALL THE TIME
AWCKWARD
MY STATUS ON FACEBOOK IS DIVORCED
BUT
WE WILL CHANGE THAT AS SOON
AS WE END 10.000 THINGS WE HAVE TO DO FIRST
WE NOT ONLY HAVE THE SAME DREAMS AND GOALS TOGETHER
BUT THOSE DREAMS GREW UP AND WE HAVE LOTS MORE
THAT SAID I CONTINUE WITH THIS POST
AND WE EXPECT ALL OF OUR FANS TO FEEL RELIEVED
ABOUT THIS MATTER
ENJOY THE POST!!!

THE FOOL

THE MAGICIAN

"HIGH" PRIESTESS

THE EMPEROR

THE EMPRESS

THE HIEROPHANT

THE LOVERS

THE PAN LOVERS

THE POLI LOVERS

THE FORBIDDEN LOVERS

THE CHARIOT

STRENGTH

THE HERMIT

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

JUSTICE

THE HANGED MAN

DEATH

TEMPERANCE

QUEEN OF SWORDS

THE DEVIL

THE TOWER

THE STAR

THE MOON

THE "SUN"

JUDGEMENT

THE WORLD

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