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Saturday, May 6, 2017

MOVING ON

DEAR DIARY:

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN WHY MICHAEL AND I ARE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE. I EVEN WAS SURE WE COULD HAVE KIDS AS THERE IS A NEW PROCEDURE WITH THE ONE A BABY CAN HAVE TWO BIOLOGICAL DADS.

EITHER WAY ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT MICHAEL DID A LOT OF DAMAGE TO ME AND MY ARTISTIC CAREER IN A WAY I COULD NEVER IMAGINE OR EVEN BE AWARE OF.

I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD KEEP THE URL OF THIS BLOG WE AGREED WITH MICHAEL I COULD STILL PUBLISH HERE AS WHEN I SHARE THE POSTS WITH THE MICHAEL ACCOUNT ON GOOGLE+ I GET MORE VIEWS.

HIS REAL NAME IS MICHAEL KELLY AND I HOPE HE IS HAPPY NOW

IN SYDNEY AUSTRALIA.

IT'S LIKE, WHEN YOU PUT YOUR BEST EFFORT TO MAKE THINGS WORK, THEY DON'T SO WHAT CAN YOU DO ABOUT IT OVERALL IF YOUR BOYFRIEND'S SO POSSESSIVE THAT HE'S ALL THE TIME JEOPARDIZING YOUR LIFE.

I CAN ALSO SAY THAT AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP DIDN'T WORK FOR US, BECAUSE MICHAEL IS TOO JEALOUS. OR VERY MUCH. OR UNVEREABLY JEALOUS?

MAYBE IT IS LIKE ALL RELATIONSHIPS

EVEN THOUGH WE DEVELOPED A SUPER BEHAVIOUR CODE FOR EXTRA RELATIONSHIPS, YOU KNOW?

INCLUDING A DADT RULE

ABOUT THE SUBJECT

SHIT

ALL THE TIMES JOSH WARNED HIM MICHAEL IS BAD...

I NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD BE BAD

WITH ME!

IT'S NOT ONLY HIM

BUT OVERALL BECAUSE WITH HIM I'M NOT HAPPY ANYMORE

AND HIS FAMILY IS SO...

I DON'T KNOW

AND ALSO A LOT OF UGLY THINGS HAPPENED IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS

YOU KNOW THINGS IN LIFE

BUT BEING WITH MICHAEL REMINDS ME ALL THAT UGLY STUFF

AND I WANNA BE OVER IT

MOVE ON

AND BE HAPPY

MICHAEL IS PART OF ALL THE UGLIEST PAGES OF MY LIFE

I WANT TO LEAVE BEHIND

THIS IS SAD

BUT I FEEL SO FREE NOW...

WELL THAT'S ALL FOR NOW

I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS THE BEST CHOICE FOR BOTH OF US.

ALL BESTS...

THE CUB.

Thursday, May 4, 2017

INCEPTION

"HI CUB"

"HI DAD!"

"DO YOU REMEMBER SECOND IMPACT?"

"YUP, WHY"

···

"DID I TELL YOU THERE'S SOMETHING WORSE THAT HAPPENED IN THE UNIVERSE?"

"YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING"

"I'LL TELL YOU THE STORY"

"---MMM ALRIGHT!"

"ONCE UPON A TIME THE FIRST GOD APPEARED, CREATED FROM HIS ONLY WISH TO BE ALIVE AND ENSLAVE ANYTHING AROUND HIM. HIS NAME WAS SKY"

"THE SECOND GOD WAS A GIRL. TOTALLY DUMB AND LACKING OF EXPERIENCE SHE SPENT HER TIME MAKING TERRIBLE EXPERIMENTS OF ALL KINDS, EXPERIMENTS THAT LED TO VERY UGLY CONSEQUENCES, CONSEQUENCES THAT SHE ENJOYED. HER NAME WAS EARTH. ALONG WITH SKY THEY MADE LIFE THROUGH DNA ENGINEERING FOR THER THIRST OF KNOWLEDGE WAS INFINITE. AS THEIR CRUELTY WAS SO. THEY WERE TYRANTS AND ENSLAVED ALL THE LIFEFORMS THEY CREATED, FOR THEY NEEDED TO STEAL THE VITAL ENERGY FROM THEM"

"ONE DAY THEY HAD A SON. THIS SON INHERITED THE THIRST OF BLOOD AND PAIN FROM OTHERS. BUT HE WENT FURTHER THAN THEIR PARENTS. HE CUT HIS FATHER'S PENIS, AND THEN HE STARTED TO RULE INSTEAD OF HIM, CREATING A GENETIC DICTATORSHIP THAT COULD HAVE LASTED FOREVER. HIS NAME WAS TIME"

"BUT KARMA CAME BACK AROUND HIM FOR HIS LAST CHILD AROUSED AGAINST HIM, IN THE ATTEMPT TO CREATE A DEMOCRATIC MONARCHY. HIS NAME WAS THUNDER"

"HE CREATED AN ARMY AND FOUGHT AGAINS TIME. HIS BROTHERS WERE WITH HIM, FOR WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG AT SPIRIT, YOU NEED TO END A PATRIARCHAL ORDER. AND FIGHT TO DEFEND GENETIC FREEDOM. THERE WAS A WAR BETWEEN GODS"

"INCLUDING MY FATHER..."

"THE WAR LASTED TEN YEARS"

"SKY WAS MORE EASIER TO DEFEAT FOR HE WAS WOUNDED, AND ALSO WEAKER, THE THIRD GENERATION OF GODS THAT EVER CAME TO EXISTENCE DECIDED TO SEAL SKY AND HIS BROTHERS, TIME AND HIS ALLIES BELOW HELL ITSELF, IN A PLACE CALLED TARTARUS"

"EARTH WAS THE MOST POWERFUL OF THE GREAT OLD ONES, SHE WAS LOBOTOMIZED FOR SHE WAS OMNIPOTENT AND BEING MORE STUPID AS USUAL THE THIRD GENERATION OF GODS REALIZED IT WAS THE BETTER WAY TO KEEP THE UNIVERSE SAFE FROM HER"