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WELCOME TO WOND UNIVERSE: HERE YOU'LL READ REAL SITUATIONS. BUT SOME THINGS WERE MODIFIED BY THE MADHATTER. REALITY AND DREAMS ARE MIXED.FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT KNOWING THAT PLACES AND TIME REFERENCES ARE NOT REAL. MENTION OF REAL PEOPLE NAMES IS FORBIDDEN BY THE QUEEN OF HEARTS. ALL COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL, AND REFERENCES TO THEM SHOWN ON THIS BLOG ARE THERE FOR FUN AND OR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES SO EAT AND DRINK THEM WITH CAUTION. WARNING! THIS SITE HAS COOKIES SO BY READING IT YOU AGREE ABOUT THAT!

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

LOUIS AND HIS GUILT COMPLEX...

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LATER

LOUIS: (QUOTE) WHAT DIED IN THAT ROOM, WAS NOT THAT WOMAN. WHAT HAS DIED, IS THE LAST BREATH IN ME THAT WAS HUMAN

SO EMO YOU CAN BE, LOUIS!!!

AWESOME!!!

WHAT THE CUB WOULD DO WITH SANTIAGO...

NIGHTMARE ON GREENBERG STREET!!!!!

"MIKE!!!" SHOUTED MY CUB, MAKING ME DROP MI MUG WITH MILO AND LETTING ME WONDER WHO WOULD CLEAN THE FLOOR LATER "I HAD A NIGHTMARE!!!"

"YES? AH... OH... A NIGHTMARE!" I SAID.

"IT WAS TERRIFYING!!! BETTER THAN WATCHING HOSTEL, WRONG TURN, AND ALL HELLRAISER MOVIES AT THE SAME TIME!!! AWESOME!"

"YES? AWESOME! YOU CUB! THAT'S WHY I DROPPED MY MILO???"

"NO, YOU DROPPED YOUR MILO CAUSE YOU'RE CLUMSY. SORRY, NO OFFENSE, BUT IT'S TRUE..." HE SAID LIFTING HIS EYEBROWS. AWESOME!

"LOOK..."

"DOESN'T MATTER. YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENNED IN MY NIGHTMARE???"

????

O.o'

!!!

"LOOK. IT WAS AT NIGHT. IT WAS FREEZING AND I GOT LOST IN A GHOST TOWN OR SOMETHING... AND I WANTED TO KNOW WHERE I WAS SO I LOOKED AT A STREET SIGN. THE STREET WAS CALLED... GREENBERG..."

"NO WAY!!! SHIT! SHUT UP!!!"

"YES! LOOK. IT WAS LIKE ALL FOGGY AND COLD, AND SOME GIRLS WHERE JUMPING THE ROPE... AND THEY WERE SINGING..."

"NO!" O.O'!!!

"YES, THEY WERE. THEY SAID "ONE, TWO, CLEMENT'S COMING FOR YOU. THREE, FOUR, BETTER STOP YOUR WORK. FIVE, SIX, GET INTO MATRIX. SEVEN, EIGHT, CHANGE YOUR FATE. NINE, TEN, NEVER PAINT AGAIN" THAT THEY WERE SINGING..."

"AND? WHAT HAPPENNED NEXT???"

"SUDDENLY... CLEMENT GREENBERG APPEARED. HE WAS WEARING A RALPH LAUREN STRIPED SHIRT IN GREEN AND RED. GREEN? HA. GREENBERG! HA. GOOD JOKE FROM HIM. YES, HIS FACE WAS BURNED AND HAD A GLOVE ARMED WITH PRESS ARTICLES TO HAUNT HIS VICTIMS. WELL, THE HELL GREENBERG! I DON'T CARE. BUT HE WANTED TO TALK TO ME..."

"SO HE WAS NOT INTIMIDATED BY YOU..."

"MAYBE IF MY FACE WAS ABSTRACTLY EXPRESSIONIST. ANYWAY. HE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD STOP PAINTING UNRELEVANT SUBJECTS AS ERIC NORTHMAN OR BLAIR WALDORF, OR COINS THAT CLEARLY VALUE MUSHROOM. AND I SHOULD GO NEO-CLASSIC. OR I WOULD SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES."

"HUM"

"SO I ASKED HIM WHY HE HAD THE HEAD BURNED. AND HE SAID THAT AFTER WARHOL, ALL PEOPLE AND POPULAR CULTURE WOULD LAUGH ABOUT HIS OPINIONS, AND THAT HE WAS TROLLED IN TWITTER AND BULLIED BY THE MEDIA. AS A RESULT, HIS IMAGE GOT DAMAGED THAT WAY. AND HE WAS SEEKING FOR REVENGE AND ALL AND, YOU KNOW WHAT? I TRIED TO SPEAK TO HIM TO MAKE HIM UNDERSTAND ONE OR TWO THINGS..."

"SURE..."

"SO HE ATTACKED ME WITH HIS GLOVE AND NOTHING HAPPENNED TO ME, HE WAS SURPRISED BUT I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS DREAMING AND BESIDES, STICKS AND STONES WILL BRAKE MY BONES. SO... YOU KNOW? GREENBERG STARTED SAYING THAT NOTHING WAS BETTER THAN OLD TIMES, LIKE MARCEL DUCHAMP AND KURT SCWITTERZ TIMES. SO I TOLD THE GUY POP ART STARTED WITH BOTH ARTISTS AND HE WAS A DUMBASS, HOW COULD HE BE A CRITIC AND NOT KNOW THAT??? THEN I STARTED TALKING TO HIM ABOUT MODERN ART AND HIS ORIGINS: MICHELANGELO. FIRST HE GOT SHAKEN AND AS I CAN SPEAK AT SPEED OF LIGHT AT SOME POINT GREENBERG BEGGED ME TO STOP TALKING AND THEN RAN AWAY"

"I SEE A SILVER LINING AT THE END OF THE NIGHTMARE..."

"LOOK. I ONLY ASK. WHY THE CRITIC DOES NOT SMILE???"

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

GET READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT

NORA

Monday, October 21, 2013

YOU WENT UP THE ENTERPRISE???!!!

"YES I DID" SAID THE CUB

"WHY YOU DID NOT TELL ME???!!!"

"CAUSE OF HOW YOU'RE REACTING NOW. AND YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME NOT TO DO SO, BUT I WOULD HAVE GONE ANYWAY, SO... WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?"

"YES, YOU CUB!!! WHY DID YOU GO ANYWAY? I JUST DON'T TRUST GOD"

"I FELT LIKE I HAD TO GO"

"HOW'S THAT"

"BESIDES SPOCK AND KIRK WERE IN A VERY GOOD MOOD"

"HELL YES, MAKE THINGS WORSE!"

"I DID NOT WANT TO GO, MIKE. BUT I FELT THIS CALLING OR THIS URGE TO GO, LIKE I HAD TO. LOOK IS JUST WHEN YOU SAY WE JUST HAVE TO CROSS THE STREET AND I HAVE A STRANGE FEELING AND I TELL YOU TO STOP, AND THEN A CAR PASSES AT HIGH SPEED, SOMETHING LIKE IT..."

"AH WELL... SO... WHAT HAPPENNED?"

"WHEN I TELEPORTED TO HEAVEN IT WASN'T GOD WHO WANTED TO SEE ME. IT WAS JOSH"

"WHO'S JOSH???"

"IT'S CALLED JOSHUA, I PREFFER JOSH. THE OTHER NAME I DON'T USE IT CAUSE PEOPLE WHO USE THE OTHER NAME HAVE THE WRONG IDEA THAT JOSH IS A WUSS, AND BELIEVE ME, THAT IS JUST A LIE"

"OH. SURE. JOSH!"

"LET ME TALK. I DID NOT WANT TO GO, JOSH WAS THERE AND WANTED TO TALK. SO AS I PREFFERED TO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH MY TIME, I WAS ABOUT TO GO BACK TO THE ENTERPRISE, BUT JOSH TOLD ME HE WANTED TO TALK ABOUT BAD PEOPLE"

"REALLY??? SOUNDS INTERESTING..."

"THE SAME I THOUGHT, JOSH NEW I WOULD THINK THAT, OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE LEFT THE PLACE. SO I WONDERED WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT, SO I LISTENED"

"WHAT HE TOLD YOU?"

"UNEXPECTED INFORMATION. HE TOLD ME HE PREFFERED BAD PEOPLE THAN GOOD OR MEDIOCRE PEOPLE. THEN HE SAID THAT BAD PEOPLE DID NOT LIKE MIDDLE TERMS, THAT THEY LIKED VERY HOT OR VERY COLD, WHATEVER IT WAS. THEN HE SAID THAT GOING THROUGH THE EASY AND FAST WAY WAS A BAD THING, AND THAT WAS COOL. AND THAT BAD PEOPLE WOULD NOT CARE ABOUT BLEEDING OR SWEAT FOR WHAT WAS IMPORTANT FOR THEM, WOULD TRY A LOT OF TIMES TILL THEY GOT WHAT THEY WANTED, THEY HAD COURAGE TO INSIST, DID NOT CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE'S OPINION, AND DID NOT CARE ABOUT BEING CRITICIZED, CAUSE THEY WERE REBELS AND WOULD NOT DO WHAT ANOTHER PERSON TOLD THEM TO"

"WELL HE IS NOT A WUSS"

"THEN HE TOLD ME THAT BAD PEOPLE WERE GOOD ENOUGH PIRATE, SHAMELESS, HERO, BLASFEMOUS AND BIG MATERIAL. HE REMARKED PEOPLE LIKE THAT WERE REALLY FREE AND PASSIONATE AND THAT THEY WOULD NOT FEAR REJECTION, CAUSE THEY WERE STRONG AT HEART AND THEY DON'T FEAR ABOUT TAKING RISKS"

"WHAT HAPPENNED THEN?"

"HE TOLD ME I WAS FREE TO GO. AND I TOLD HIM "THANKS, KING OF JEWS", THEN I WAS TELEPORTED BACK TO THE ENTERPRISE AND SPOCK TOLD ME THE SHIP WOULD FLY SO ASKED ME TO PLEASE LEAVE INMEDIATELY"

"YOU CARE ABOUT THEM, RIGHT?

"WHO?"

"GOD, JOSH... I ASK"

"I DO. THEY ARE NOT BAD, THEY JUST MAKE MISTAKES. I MISS THEM, AND I MISS MY SILVER AGE"

"HE IS NOT A WUSS..."

"CAN I MAKE QUESTIONS???"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

"THAT THERE ARE THINGS YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT"

"MAYBE ANOTHER DAY..."

"SURE..."

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 20, 2013

CUB'S NEPHEW KING!!!!

AWEEESOOOOMEEE!!!!

MY BOYFRIEND HAS A NEW NEPHEW!!!

HELL YEAH!!!

THE BABY WAS BORN.

HERE THE PICTURES!!!

YEP, THAT'S HIS SISTER AND THE BABY

MY BOYFRIEND PAINTED THE TEDDY BEAR

AND MY BOYFRIEND HOLDING HIS NEPHEW!!!

HE NEARLY CRIED!!!

THIS IS SO TENDER!!!

NICE!!!

WE ARE READING THE BOOK OF YOGANANDA!!!

"MIKE YOU KNOW. I KNOW ABOUT BUDHISM. THIS YOGANANDA BOOK IS JUST AT KINDERGARDEN LEVEL"

"REALLY???" I SAID, AS MY IDOL STEVE JOBS SHATTERED INSIDE MY HEAD.

"I THINK STEVE JOBS WAS JOKING WHEN HE LEFT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS A COPY OF THE BOOK OF YOGANANDA."

"WHY YOU SAID THAT???"

"C'MON! YOU REALLY THINK HE READ THIS BOOK FOR CHILDREN EVERY YEAR TO MAKE A NEW IPHONE OR A NEW IPAD??? I DON'T THINK SO..."

"LOOK... WHAT???"

"THE GUY WAS COMPETITIVE, SO IN THE END HE WANTED ALL OF US BELIEVE THAT WAS THE FORMULA FOR THE M&M'S OF TECHNOLOGY. GET REAL. YOU THINK FORREST GUMP WOULD TELL EVERYONE HOW TO BE RICH IN FIVE MINUTES??? SO NAHIVE YOU CAN BE..."

"I HATE WHEN YOU TALK LIKE I WAS..."

"STUPID? YOU'RE NOT..."

"WELL..."

"LOOK, YOGANANDA WAS A BOY... WHY HE WRITES LIKE A GIRL? BARBIE IS MORE MASCULINE, GET REAL"

"WHAT???"

"MIKE, YOU CAN READ THAT KINDERGARDEN BOOK 1000 TIMES AND YOU WON'T MAKE EVER AN IPHONE, I'M 100% SURE. STEVE JOBS WAS JOKING!!!"

"OR MAYBE YOU READ TOO MUCH"

"YOU READ TOO, ENOUGH TO RECOGNIZE A CHILDREN'S BOOK WHEN YOU READ IT. WELL AT LEAST YOGANANDA HAS GRAMMAR AND REDACTATION SKILLS, PAULO COELHO HAS NO GRAMMAR OR ANY SENSE OF REDACTATION, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? HIS BOOKS ARE EDITED, SO WHAT YOU READ IS THE PERFECTIONED VERSION OF WHAT HE WROTE, AND STILL ANY PAULO COELHO BOOK LOOKS LIKE A WRONG MADE DRAFT"

"WHY YOU ARE SAYING THIS?"

"HARRY POTTER IS MORE FOR ADULTS THAN THAT SHIT. I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU TO PLEASE DON'T READ THAT GARBAGE. YOU'LL LOSE YOUR TIME AND WON'T MAKE YOU ANY GOOD. AND I'M STILL SAYING STEVE JOBS WAS JOKING, SO DON'T FALL IN HIS TRAP, PLEASE... PLEASE... PLEASE"

SHIT. YES!!! HE SAID THAT THREE TIMES!!!

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY CUB IS NOT FINE!!!!!

SO MY CUB WAS SAT IN A COUCH AND COULD NOT MOVE

HE LOOKED DIZZY AND WHEN I TOUCHED HIS NECK

HE HAD FEVER!!!

"WHAT'S WRONG???" I ASKED.

"MMMPPFMFMFPFF" MUMBLED MY CUB.

"JUST TALK TO ME"

"I... I... AM... STILL IN SHOCK... CAUSE I... CAUSE I... CAUSE I..."

"CAUSE YOU WHAT???!!!"

"I COULD NOT SEE CARRIE LAST THURSDAY..."

"CUB THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!"

AND HE FELL TO THE LEFT.

"I'M LOOSING CONSCIOUSNESS, MIKE, I DUNNO, I DUNNO"

"LOOK, THIS IS WAY FURTHER THAN EVER! I JUST DON'T LIKE THIS JOKE!!!"

"MY FEVER IS IMAGINARY???"

"EH... NO..."

"I CAN'T BELIEVE IT... I WAITED SINCE BEFORE MAY FOR THIS AND... NOW... WHY THIS IS HAPPENNING TO ME??? WHY ME???"

"YEAH LIFE IS SO CRUEL WITH YOU"

"YOU JUST SAID A TAUTOLOGY!!! LOOK. I JUST NEED TO SEE THE MOVIE... ALRIGHT???"

"NO, IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! HOW CAN YOU HAVE A HEALTH ISSUE BECAUSE YOU HAVE THIS MOVIE NEED IN YOUR HEAD!!!"

"CAUSE ALL HEALTH PROBLEMS ARE PSYCHOSOMATIC????"

O.o

"WELL. THAT'S TRUE. FINE"

"MIKE, COULD YOU JUST STOP INTERROGATING ME??? YOU KNOW... WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING NOW... YOU ARE JUST MAKING THINGS WORSE"

OH HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THAT... FUCKING SENTENCE!!!!???

"WHAT IF... I BUY YOU MOCHI?"

"ALRIGHT!!!" SAID HIM RECOVERING HIS HEALTH ALL OF A SUDDEN "I WANT WITH RED BEAN AND WITH TARO!!!"

WELL. THAT WAS EASY.

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRIVATE PROPERTY OF MY CUB!!!!

SO WE'LL TAKE A LOOK TO SOME OF THE THINGS MY BOYFRIEND COLLECTS

FIRST: MADONNA BOOKS

THEY CAME IN THIS BOX

BUT... WAIT A MINUTE

THERE'S TWO BOXES!!!

HELL YEAH!

THE BOOKS WOULD TAKE TOO MUCH TIME TO ARRIVE

SO MY CUB SENT A MESSAGE TO THE ON LINE STORE TO INFORM ABOUT IT

AND THE STORE SENT THE BOX AGAIN

SOME TIME LATER HE GOT HIS BOX

AND SOME MORE TIME LATER HE GOT THE BOX AGAIN

SO IT WAS WORTH TO WAIT

SECOND: MANGA COLLECTION

HERE ARE SOME SAMPLES OF MANGAS HE HAS COMPLETE

IF HE HAS A MANGA COMPLETE IT IS CAUSE HE FOUND THE WAY TO BUY IT

WAY CHEAPER THAN THE ORIGINAL PRICE

CAPTAIN HARLOCK

VIDEO GIRL AI PLUS VIDEO GIRL LEN

ANGELIC LAYER

(THE PREQUEL TO CHOBITS)

CHOBITS

LOST UNIVERSE

WELL THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!!!

Saturday, October 19, 2013

WHERE'S CARRIEEEEE???!!!!

"OH NO, I JUST SAW THIS COMING!!! IT WAS UNEVITABLE!!! IT'S THE WORSE THING EVER!!!"

"CUB, WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT???"

"LOOK. THEY DID NOT RELEASE CARRIE IN SANTIAGO. WAS IT CENSORED??? CAUSE IT WAS ALREADY RATED R IN THE STATES... HUM..."

"YOU ARE MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL FOR THAT MOVIE..."

"OH, I WISH I WAS JUST MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT THE MOVIE"

"OH NOOO. HERE HE GOES...!"

"LOOK. CARRIE WAS GOING TO BE RELEASED IN MAY. BUT THE MOVIE MAKERS GOT SCARED OF IRON MAN 3. WELL DONE! SO TO AVOID A COMPETITION TO LOSE, THEY CHANGED THE RELEASE FOR OCTOBER 2 DAYS AGO"

"YEAH? YES, I'M FOLLOWING YOU..."

"DON'T MOCK ON ME!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE MAY TO SEE THE MOVIE. AND NOW IT WAS NOT RELEASED IN SANTIAGO!!! IF THEY DON'T RELEASE IT IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, IT WILL BE RELEASED IN THREE MONTHS, AND IF NOT, IT WILL RELEASED IN SANTIAGO IN OCTOBER 2014!!!"

"YOU REALLY LIKE ART"

"I LOVE IT. LOOK. THIS WAS PREDICTED BY NOSTRADAMUS, I'M SURE!!! THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! OH NOOOO!!!!"

"CHILL OUT!!! HAHAHAHA"

"IT'S NOT FUNNY. TILL LAST YEAR ALL BIG MOVIE RELEASES WERE MADE AT THE SAME TIME THAN THE STATES!!! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. MAYBE MOVIE THEATERS ARE GETTING BROKE OR SOMETHING. AND PLUS. THE RELEASES IN THE STATES ARE ON FRIDAY AND IN SANTIAGO ARE IN THURSDAY, SO I COULD SEE GREAT MOVIE RELEASES ONE DAY BEFORE PEOPLE OF THE STATES. AND NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR A YEAR!!! THIS IS JUST NOT COOOOL!!!"

"NOW I HAVE TO SAY I LOVE MY NIGHTMARE"

"I KNOW"

THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!!