CHRONICLES OF FIRST IMPACT VOL. 4 - ROME IS BACK

 

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BIOLOGY CLASS

YEAR 3 HIGH SCHOOL

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"CMON ANDY" SAID MUPPET 

"PLS EXPLAIN US ABOUT TRIGONOMETRY

I DONT HAVE A CLUE"

"WHAT???!!!" SAID ANDY

"WELL I DUNNO

IF YOU HAVE TIME

AND WILL TO LISTEN..."

"I WANNA KNOW TOO" SAID FENRIR

"DONT BE SELFISH ANDY" SAID BAZ

"PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS

EXPLAIN!!!!" SAID WAREN

"IF ITS NOT THAAAT DIFFICULT"

SAID EPE

"YOU DO CAN EXPLAIN"

"HMPH I JUST DONT WANT TO"

"ASSHOLE" SAID SPIKE

"ALRIGHT ILL EXPLAIN"

SAID ANDY

"TO BEGIN WITH PYTHAGORAS SAID

IN HIS THEOREM

THAT THE SQUARE OF HYPOTENUSE

IS EQUAL TO THE SUM OF 

THE SQUARES OF THE OTHER SIDES

OF THE RIGHT TRIANGLE"

"PUTTING IT SIMPLE

IT HAS A DIRECT RELATION

TO THE QUADRATIC EQUATION"

"THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS

IN A THREE DIMENSIONAL MODEL"

"THEN WE GO TO THE CUBIC

EQUATION"

"TO PUT IT SIMPLE

THE CUBIC EQUATION REPEATS ITSELF

IN A KLEIN SPACE"

"AND GOES ON AND ON

REPEATING ITSELF

AND JUMPING TO THE FIFTH DIMENSION"

"ALL THIS KNOWLEDGE IS THE BASICS

THAT LEADS TO UNDERSTAND

THE BEHAVIOUR OF QUARKS"

"HEYYYY

WE DID NOT GET ANYTHING"

SAID EVERYONE

"BUT I TRIED"

AND GILES

THE HISTORY TEACHER

ENTERED THE CLASS

"TODAY" SAID GILES

"ILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE INCA EMPIRE"

"THE INCA EMPIRE 

WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT EMPIRE

IN ALL AMERICA

HAVING A DEVELOPED ECONOMY

AND SOCIETY

ADN PROBABLY

THEY HAD STELLAR MONEY

AS THEY HAD A WAY TO HANDLE MONEY

WITHOUT CASH"

"INCAS HAD

DIFFERENT BEHAVIOURS

AND A RICH AND DIVERSE CULTURE"

"IT REACHED COLOMBIA

EQUATOR PERU SOME PART OF BOLIVIA

AND ARGENTINA

AND IN CHILE REACHED

THE MAULE RIVER.

IN CHILE THEY COULD NOT EXPAND 

THE EMPIRE TO THE SOUTH OF MAULE RIVER

BECAUSE ARAUCANS DID NOT LET THEM

COLONIZE THEM

SO THE ARAUCO WAR STARTED IN INCA EMPIRE"

"ITS CLEAR THAT

IF YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND INCAS

YOU SEE A LOT OF THINGS

IN THEIR CULTURE

THAT WERE SIMILAR TO ROMAN EMPIRE"

"FOR EXAMPLE

BOTH ROMAN AND INCA EMPIRE

HAD MANY GAY AND BISEXUAL

BEHAVIOURS

AND AN OPEN AND FREE SEXUALITY.

BOTH EMPIRES HAD GAY MARRIAGE TOO."

"IN INCA EMPIRE AS WELL AS ROMAN EMPIRE

WOMEN WERE CITIZENS

WHILE IN GREEK DEMOCRACY

WOMEN WERE NOT CITIZENS"

"BOTH INCA AND ROMAN EMPIRE

HAD A DEMOCRATIC ASSEMBLY

TO TAKE DECISIONS

RELATED TO POLITICS

ECONOMY AND LAWS"

"WELL... AND THERE IT IS"

AND

GILES ENDED HIS SPEECH

"WOOOOOOOOWWWWW"

SAID EVERYBODY

CHRONICLES OF FIRST IMPACT VOL. 3 - PRESENTING NEW BLOG CHARACTER: ROXY

 

FINALLY ANDY GOT HOME

FROM AN EXHAUSTING

AND STRESSING DAY

AT SCHOOL

HE WAS THINKING

ABOUT

ENTERING COLLEGE

AND

ALSO

HE THOUGHT ABOUT JOSH

WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING

ABOUT HIM

AND HOW HIS LIFE

WAS CHANGING IN A POSITIVE WAY

HE WAS GROWING UP

EMOTIONAL AND PSICHOLOGICALLY

"I NEED TO TELL ABOUT THESE MATTERS

TO SOMEONE"

THOUGHT ANDY

BUT WHO???

HE REMEMBERED ABOUT

HIS BEST FRIEND

IN THE NEIGGBORHOOD

SO HE CALLED HER

"HI ROXY" SAID ANDY ON THE PHONE

"HI ANDY" ANSWERED ROXY "SUP???"

"CAN I GO SEE YOU???

I MEAN...

CAN I???"

"YES ANDY, AS USUAL JUST COME"

LATER

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"HI ROXY!!!" SAID ANDY

"GOOD TO SEE YOU

HOW ARE YOU???"

"HI ANDY" ANSWERED ROXY

"HOWS YOUR STRESSING SCHOOL???"

"FINE, I CAN HANDLE IT"

"SO WHY YOU ARE HERE???

I CAN TAKE BY YOUR LOOK

YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ME.."

"YUP ITS A LONG STORY

I DONT KNOW HOW TO START IT

BUT YUP WE NEED TO TALK"

"LETS GO OUT AND TALK ABOUT IT THERE...

WADDAYA SAY ANDY???"

"SURE WHY NOT"

"LETS GO THEN"

HALF AN HOUR LATER

(((((((()))))))))))))

"AND WE ARE HERE" SAID ROXY

"SURE BUT I WANT STAKE" ANSWERED ANDY

"SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO TELL ME???

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR A GIRLFRIEND???

ITS SOMETHING LIKE THAT???

OR IS IT DIFFERENT?

CMON...

TELL ME"

"I WAS IN DEPRESSION

AND I ASKED GOD FOR HELP

AND GOD ANSWERED

IN A VERY UNUSUAL WAY.

YOU SEE

I WAS SLEEEPING

AND JOSH CAME TO SEE ME IN A DREAM

AND NOW WE KEEP IN CONTACT

HE IS COACHING ME FOR SOMETHING

I DONT UNDERSTAND

WELL WHY OR WHAT FOR

BUT 

I FEEL BETTER NOW

ITS A MISTICAL EXPERIENCE

HE NEEDS MY HELP TOO

SO ILL HELP HIM

ITS A RELATIONSHIP

BASED IN MUTUAL COLLABORATION 

YOU SEE???"

"WELL EM...

WHY THAT STRANGE LOOK???

THIS FEELS STRANGE

WELL I ALWAYS TALK TO YOU

ABOUT ME AND STUFF..."

"I DONT KNOW

THIS FEELS STRANGE

AND IM A BIT WORRIED

ABOUT YOU..."

"YOU DONT THINK ITS COOL???

LIKE SUPER COOL

I MEAN

HE CHOSE ME FOR SOMETHING

I THOUGHT I WAS NOTHING

NOW I HAVE BETTER 

SELF ESTEEM AND...

MY DEPRESSION IS OVER

AND...

THERE IT IS"

"ILL TELL YOU SOMETHING...

SOMETIMES YOU CAN HAVE

AN IMAGINARY FRIEND

AND IT IS ONLY IMAGINATION.

BUT

SOMETIMES THERES SOMETHING REAL THERE

YOU GET IT???

SO IF IT FEELS REAL

THERE MUST BE SOMETHING REAL HERE"

"OH...

BUT DONT WORRY

I GET HELP I HELP BACK

IT FEELS AWSOMELY GOOD

AND

I REALLY LIKE JOSH

HE IS VERY LIBERAL

OPPOSITE

TO SOME PEOPLE VIEWS

I REALLY LIKE THE GUY

AND HE IS GOOD LOOKING

FEELS GOOD TO HAVE HIM CLOSE

I DUNNO"

"I SEE ITS TRUE

YOURE MORE GROWN UP NOW

MORE ADULT

LOOK

I BELIEVE IN MAGIC TOO

ITS COOL

I THINK WE SHOULD CHECK

FOR MORE CHANGES IN YOU

BECAUSE YOU HAVE JOSH

AROUND

TO SEE HOW REAL THIS IS"

"RIGHT NOW HE IS TAKING ME

OUT OF THE MATRIX.

YOURE RIGHT

WE NEED TO MAKE SCIENCE ABOUT THIS

I MEAN

IF THIS IS REAL

MORE CHANGES IN MY LIFE

SHOULD HAPPEN

AND WE CAN CHECK TOGETHER

IF THIS IS GOOD FOR ME OR NOT"

"LETS WAIT AND SEE

SOMEONE ON THIS KIND OF EXPERIENCE

WOULD CHOP THE TREE FROM THE ROOT

AN CUT WITH THIS MAGIC.

SO FAR ITS NOT TOXIC FOR YOU

YOU LOOK HAPPIER THAN EVER.

SO GOD LOVES YOU

AND THIS LOVE IS HELPING YOU A LOT.

NORMAL PEOPLE BELIEVE IN JOSH

AND THEY DONT SEE HIM.

WHY NOT YOU

PLUS YOU SEE HIM IN DREAMS

AND ALSO???

SO YOU WAIT AND SEE

AND IF ITS GOOD

KEEP THIS

IF IT MAKES YOU BETTER

KEEP IT

AND NEVER LOSE IT"

"HUM, I SEE HIM IN MEDITATION TOO

YOU ARE RIGHT

MAKE SCIENCE ABOUT THIS

FEELS BETTER

I HAVE A LOT OF SCIENCE COURSES 

AT SCHOOL.

EMPIRICAL DATA CAN BE FOUND HERE

ILL WAIT AND SEE AS YOU SAY.

THANKS ROXY

I FEEL WAYYYYY

BETTER

NOW.

AND NOW WHAT"

"LETS DANCE!!!"

SAID ROXY

AND SO THEY DID

CHRONICLES OF FIRST IMPACT

VOL.3

PRESENTING NEW BLOX CHARACTER:

ROXY

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