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BIOLOGY CLASS
YEAR 3 HIGH SCHOOL
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"CMON ANDY" SAID MUPPET
"PLS EXPLAIN US ABOUT TRIGONOMETRY
I DONT HAVE A CLUE"
"WHAT???!!!" SAID ANDY
"WELL I DUNNO
IF YOU HAVE TIME
AND WILL TO LISTEN..."
"I WANNA KNOW TOO" SAID FENRIR
"DONT BE SELFISH ANDY" SAID BAZ
"PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS PLS
EXPLAIN!!!!" SAID WAREN
"IF ITS NOT THAAAT DIFFICULT"
SAID EPE
"YOU DO CAN EXPLAIN"
"HMPH I JUST DONT WANT TO"
"ASSHOLE" SAID SPIKE
"ALRIGHT ILL EXPLAIN"
SAID ANDY
"TO BEGIN WITH PYTHAGORAS SAID
IN HIS THEOREM
THAT THE SQUARE OF HYPOTENUSE
IS EQUAL TO THE SUM OF
THE SQUARES OF THE OTHER SIDES
OF THE RIGHT TRIANGLE"
"PUTTING IT SIMPLE
IT HAS A DIRECT RELATION
TO THE QUADRATIC EQUATION"
"THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS
IN A THREE DIMENSIONAL MODEL"
"THEN WE GO TO THE CUBIC
EQUATION"
"TO PUT IT SIMPLE
THE CUBIC EQUATION REPEATS ITSELF
IN A KLEIN SPACE"
"AND GOES ON AND ON
REPEATING ITSELF
AND JUMPING TO THE FIFTH DIMENSION"
"ALL THIS KNOWLEDGE IS THE BASICS
THAT LEADS TO UNDERSTAND
THE BEHAVIOUR OF QUARKS"
"HEYYYY
WE DID NOT GET ANYTHING"
SAID EVERYONE
"BUT I TRIED"
AND GILES
THE HISTORY TEACHER
ENTERED THE CLASS
"TODAY" SAID GILES
"ILL TELL YOU ABOUT THE INCA EMPIRE"
"THE INCA EMPIRE
WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT EMPIRE
IN ALL AMERICA
HAVING A DEVELOPED ECONOMY
AND SOCIETY
ADN PROBABLY
THEY HAD STELLAR MONEY
AS THEY HAD A WAY TO HANDLE MONEY
WITHOUT CASH"
"INCAS HAD
DIFFERENT BEHAVIOURS
AND A RICH AND DIVERSE CULTURE"
"IT REACHED COLOMBIA
EQUATOR PERU SOME PART OF BOLIVIA
AND ARGENTINA
AND IN CHILE REACHED
THE MAULE RIVER.
IN CHILE THEY COULD NOT EXPAND
THE EMPIRE TO THE SOUTH OF MAULE RIVER
BECAUSE ARAUCANS DID NOT LET THEM
COLONIZE THEM
SO THE ARAUCO WAR STARTED IN INCA EMPIRE"
"ITS CLEAR THAT
IF YOU TRULY UNDERSTAND INCAS
YOU SEE A LOT OF THINGS
IN THEIR CULTURE
THAT WERE SIMILAR TO ROMAN EMPIRE"
"FOR EXAMPLE
BOTH ROMAN AND INCA EMPIRE
HAD MANY GAY AND BISEXUAL
BEHAVIOURS
AND AN OPEN AND FREE SEXUALITY.
BOTH EMPIRES HAD GAY MARRIAGE TOO."
"IN INCA EMPIRE AS WELL AS ROMAN EMPIRE
WOMEN WERE CITIZENS
WHILE IN GREEK DEMOCRACY
WOMEN WERE NOT CITIZENS"
"BOTH INCA AND ROMAN EMPIRE
HAD A DEMOCRATIC ASSEMBLY
TO TAKE DECISIONS
RELATED TO POLITICS
ECONOMY AND LAWS"
"WELL... AND THERE IT IS"
AND
GILES ENDED HIS SPEECH
"WOOOOOOOOWWWWW"
SAID EVERYBODY
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