KAWORU KUN

CUB YOU FORGOT I AM AN ANGEL 

I DID NOT 

YOU THINK YOU ARE READY FOR THIS?

YOU BET I AM

NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS HOW TO BE A GOD

YOU DEMOCRATIZED DIVINITY

I CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN

I WAITED FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE

WHAT ELSE DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

WE ANGELS DON'T LIKE DEMOCRACY

ANGELS BELIEVE IN ABSOLUT MONARCHY

IN A SOVEREIN STATE

WHERE EVERYBODY NOT ONLY BELIEVES IN GOD

THEY DO HIS WILL

THAT USUALLY IS CALLED TEOCHRACY

AND TEOCENTRISM

GOD IS BACK CUB 

LIKE I DON'T KNOW HOW GOD LET SECOND IMPACT HAPPEN?

AND HOW HE LET ME DOWN?

AND ABANDONED ME WHEN I GOT

INSIDE THE PHANTOM ZONE?

GOD IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR PRESIDENT

WORSE AS A KING

THAT SHIT YOU ARE SAYING IS DICTATORSHIP!

OF COURSE I KNOW THAT

THINK ABOUT IT

HUMANS DON'T KNOW HOW TO LIVE

THEY WATCH BAD QUALITY TV

VIOLENT VIDEOGAMES

SIN IS EVERYWHERE

FOR YOUR INFORMATION

SIN IS LEGAL

ROME IS BACK

THE AGE OF MAN HAS STARTED

HUMANS ARE DESTROYING THEIR PLANET

ANGELS NEED TO CLEAN UP SOME SPACE

SO WE WILL

HELL I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!

AND YOU ARE DOING IT???!!!

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW READY I AM FOR THIS

PEOPLE ARE STUPID

THEY NEED TO BE TOLD WHAT TO DO

GOD IS PERFECT FOR THAT

RIGHT? 

HOLY SHIT

IT'S THE END OF FREEDOM

THE KINGDOM OF THE SKY IS HERE

THE KINGDOM OF GOD

WHERE NOBODY SINS

AND EVERYBODY 

OBEYS!!!

IN THE NAME OF THE MOON 

I'LL PUNISH YOU! 

OH NO

FREEDOM!!!!

HELLLLL NOOOOO!!!!

HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN GOD AT HOME

HOW CAN I START A CONVERSATION

ABOUT IT????

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I THINK ABOUT IT

I CANNOT FIND A WAY

"MICHAEL, DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT GODS?"

SO OBVIOUS I AM?

SO POWERFUL IS HIS ESP?

HE DOES NOT NEED TO READ MY MIND TO KNOW WHAT I THINK?

"YUP CUB"

"WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?"

"HOW DID YOU BECOME A GOD?"

"TRAINING WITH JOSH"

"HOW WAS THAT?"

"GOOD"

"OR SUPER SEVERE LIKE PAI MEI?"

"NO MICHAEL, TOTALLY COOL"

"BUT HOW WAS IT?"

"HE MADE ME READ DEMIAN... 

...THEN THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA...

...AND THEN REAL MAGIC"

"SOUNDS GOOD"

"AND AFTER THAT, MODELLING WITH 

THE CONTEMPORARY GODS AND DEMI GODS

I MEAN

SUPERHEROES"

"HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE TO..."

"TRAINING WITH JOSH? SIX MONTHS"

"HE GAVE YOU YOUR HATTORI HANZO????"

"NO, I GOT IT ON MY OWN AFTER SECOND IMPACT"

"REALLY?"

"YUP. AFTER THAT I FELL INTO THE PHANTOM ZONE, 

I GOT THE HATTORI HANZO THERE AND ON MY OWN"

"HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF THERE"

"OH WELL... THAT'S ANOTHER STORY"

HORCRUX

WHERE ARE THE BONES 

???????

ECHAME LA CULPA

TENGO EN ESTA HISTORIA ALGO QUE CONFESAR

YA ENTENDI MUY BIEN QUE FUE LO QUE PASO

Y AUNQUE DUELA TANTO TENGO QUE ACEPTAR

QUE TU NO ERES LA MALA QUE EL MALO SOY YO

NO ME CONOCISTE NUNCA DE VERDAD

YA SE FUE LA MAGIA QUE TE ENAMORO 

Y ES QUE NO QUISIERA ESTAR EN TU LUGAR

PORQUE TU ERROR SOLO FUE CONOCERME

NO ERES TU NO ERES TU SOY YO

SOY YO

NO TE QUIERO HACER SUFRIR

ES MEJOR OLVIDARLO Y DEJARLO ASI

ECHAME LA CULPA

NO ERES TU NO ERES TU SOY YO

SOY YO

NO TE QUIERO HACER SUFRIR

ES MEJOR OLVIDARLO Y DEJARLO ASI

ECHAME LA CULPA!

PERSONA Q

"MICHAEL I'M PLAYING PERSONA Q !!!"

"OH"

"IT'S AN RPG FOR NINTENDO 3DS !, 

REMEMBER WHEN I USED TO PLAY PERSONA 4 OVER YOUR BELLY ON PS2???"

"I REMEMBER..."

HELL...

"AND IN THE END I TRIED TO BE KANJI'S BOYFRIEND?

AND HE OPENS UP AND TELLS YOU HE IS GAY?

AND THEN THE OPTION OF BEING HIS BOYFRIEND WASN'T AVAILABLE?

AND I HAD TO CHOOSE THE LAST AND UGLIEST GIRL AS A GIRLFRIEND?"

HERE HE COMES AGAIN

AT LEAST HE DON'T LOOK MELANCHOLIC...

SHIT

"SO HE'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER HE'S A 4 IN KINSEY SCALE FOR SURE

HE PLAYS THE RUDE GUY BUT HE IS SENSITIVE

AND STUFF... WHY YOUR EYES ARE ROLLING???"

"NO---THING!"

"WELL MIKE I REALIZED THERE ARE DIFFERENT KINDS OF  PERSONA

FOR EXAMPLE

THERE ARE GOOD PERSONAS

AND ALSO BAD PERSONAS

THERE ARE WONDERFUL PERSONAS

THERE ARE PERSONAS LIKE THE ASS

AND THERE ARE BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS"

"ALRIGHT"

SIGH

"YOU CAN ALSO FUSE PERSONAS 

TO MAKE BETTER PERSONAS

OR WORSE PERSONAS

OR BETTER QUALITY PERSONAS...

...THERE'S DOUBLE FUSION...

...AND TRIPLE FUSIONS"

"AND THE HEXAGON???? HAVE YOU TRIED IT????"

"NO, I HAVEN'T TRIED MORE THAN TRIPLE FUSION YET...

WHY YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT?"

"NOTHING... 

I LOVE YOU"

"YOU IMAGINE THE FACE OF MY NEIGHBOUR, THE OLD LADY?

THE ONE WE CALL MISERY

BECAUSE SHE'S LIKE THE CHARACTER 

PLAYED BY KATHY BATES

IN THE MISERY MOVIE

BASED ON A STEPHEN KING BOOK

IF SHE SAW A TRIPLE FUSION PERSONA???"

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY...

THE CUB AND MICHAEL LERKOFF SECRET PRONUNCIATION

MICHAEL LERKOFF:  MICHAEL LEERKOFF

THE CUB: THE COOB

THAT'S ALL!

CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE THIRD KIND

I'M BACK WRITING!!!

YES IT'S ME

MICHAEL

MICHAEL LERKOFF

····

SO WE WERE WALKING IN A FOREST AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

WE SAW A LAKE

THE LAKE WAS BEAUTIFUL AND THE CUB

KEPT SAYING HOW WONDERFUL THE LAKE WAS

AS I LISTENED TO HIM

LIKE IN THE OLD TIMES

WHEN WE WERE ON OUR WAY BACK TO THE CABIN IN THE WOODS

WE GOT LOST

"MICHAEL, IT'S ONLY GEOMETRY" SAID THE CUB

"IT'S NOT ONLY GEOMETRY! WE GOT LOST!!!!"

"LOOK. TRY TO SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE HERE"

"????"

"AT LEAS WE CAN WALK HOLDING OUR ARMS... IT FEELS GOOD AND IT'S SO ROMANTIC"

"BUT I WANNA GO BACK TO THE CABIN"

"I'M SURE IT'S THIS WAY"

"NO IT'S ALL THE WAY AROUND"

"YOU DON'T TRUST MY ESP?"

HOW WAS I TO ANSWER TO THAT

SO I FOLLOWED HIM

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

"HELL !!!!"

"MICHAEL THIS IS AWESOME, TOLD YOU ALIENS WERE REAL"

"YOU'RE NOT SCARED?"

"I THINK IF THEY'RE HUNGRY THEY CAN GO TO AN AUTOMAC"

"MC DONALDS SURE"

"I ENJOY THE EXPERIENCE. YOU AND YOUR ATTACHMENT TO TROUBLE"

"YOU THINK?"

"JUST RELAX"

"CUB"

SO HE GRABBED MY ARM AND GOT GLUED TO ME

AS WE KEPT WALKING

AND THE CUB WAS RIGHT

THE CABIN WAS WERE HE WAS WALKING TO

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY!!!!

***HOMO SENSORIUM***

WE WERE TOLD ESP WAS WEIRD

AND MORALLY WRONG

THAT WAS NOT TRUE

IN THE GLOBAL VILLAGE

EVERYBODY'S CONNECTED

AND SOCIAL NETWORKS MADE 

EVERYBODY FAMOUS

IT'S ABOUT WHAT WE FEEL

NO TRANSLATORS WILL BE NEEDED IN A NEW WORLD

EVOLUTION HAS A PRICE

I THINK THAT PRICE IS CHEAP

IMAGINE A NETWORK

WHERE EVERYBODY CAN CONNECT

THROUGH ESP

TO ACCOMPLISH

GREAT WONDERS

TOGETHER

IT'S TIME TO ENJOY LIFE

EVEN IN THE DARKEST MOMENTS

OR WHEN WE HAVE TROUBLE

IN THE FUTURE OUR GENERATIONS

WILL BE ADMIRED

FOR ACCOMPLISHING A NEW WORLD

A WORLD WITH LOVE AND PEACE

ABSOLUT TOLERANCE

AND TOTALLY DIPLOMATIC

IN THE WAYS OF COMMUNICATION

WE'RE NOT JUST ALONE IN THE UNIVERSE

IN OUTER SPACE

WE ARE TOGETHER IN THIS WORLD

NOBODY'S USELESS

ALL LIVES MATTER

WE JUST NEED TO FIND OUR ANGEL

TO GUIDE US

TO TRAIN US

TO MAKE US BETTER

IN THE GLOBAL VILLAGE

EVERYBODY'S CONNECTED