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"YOU'RE ANGRY FOR THE PICTURES OF MY CUB IN SUIT???"
"NOPE"
"SO?"
"I'M MOODY LATELY"
"YOU ARE ALWAYS MOODY"
"NOT AS MUCH AS YOU"
"WE ARE... ARGUING HERE???"
"YOU KNOW? I WAS ASKING FOR MY DECKS TO COME, LIKE HAVING THE WILL AND ALL, AS I READ IN "THE SECRET" BOOK, AND SUDDENLY THREE MORMONS KNOCKED MY DOOR"
"YOU DON'T LIKE THAT???"
"NO, I DO. IT'S LIKE... GOD DID SOMETHING. MAYBE HE GOT AWAKE FROM HIS ETERNAL NAP. I FEEL THAT IS MORE THAT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING, I MEAN, MORE THAN THE DECKS, AND THAT JUST MESSES WITH MY MIND. SO GOD REALLY CARES ABOUT ME???"
"WHAT IF HE MAKES IT ALL UP"
"YOU WEREN'T THERE. YOU DID NOT SEE IT. THE GIANT OF LIGHT. I KNOW WHAT I SAW"
"THOUGHT YOU WERE OVER IT"
"DOESN'T MEAN I FORGOT EVERYTHING. I CANNOT FORGET THAT! FOR MY OWN SAFETY"
"SO YOU ARE... SCARED???"
"YES, BUT AT THE SAME TIME... I FEEL GOOD. BUT CONFUSED. I LEARNED TO BE SELF SUFFICIENT. I'M WORRIED. I FEEL LIKE CHARLIE BROWN WITH THE FOOTBALL. AND LIKE GOD IS LUCY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN???"
"YES BUT... MAYBE WITH... ONE STEP AT A TIME???"
"YOU THINK???"
"YEP"
"SO YOU... THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA"
"JUST GIVE HIM A CHANCE. IF HE LOOSES IT, IT WILL BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR HIM TO GET ANOTHER ONE. YOU THINK HE'LL LOSE A CHANCE LIKE THIS??? THAT GUY CAN BE ALL WHAT YOU SAY, THE BAD AND GOOD, BUT HE'S NOT STUPID"
"ALRIGHT, BUT IF ALL BLOWS UP, YOU'LL HAVE TO CLEAN THE MESS. GOD WON'T DO THAT"
"WHY YOU'RE WEARING THOSE CLOTHES, CUB, YOU'RE A YUPPIE???"
"NOPE"
"SO???"
"YOU ARE MAKING TOO MANY QUESTIONS"
"YOU LOOK SOOO HOT!"
"YEAH???"
"YES, YOU DON'T KNOW, I BELIEVE YOU, FOR REAL"
"MIKE, SHUT UP"
"WHY YOU LOOK LIKE THAT???"
"THREE MORMON GIRLS CAME TO MY HOME TO TALK ABOUT "THE LORD" SO I SAID, "WHY NOT?"
"WHAT???"
"THEY'RE MORMONS. GET REAL"
"WHAT THEY SAID?"
"LOOK, IT'S BEEN A WHILE GOD IS KNOCKING ON MY DOOR, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER LET HIM IN"
"REALLY???? -.-"
"SO I GAVE THE LAZY GUY A CHANCE"
"AND???"
"I'VE NEVER SEEN A HUGEST APOLOGY IN MY WHOLE LIFE"
"THEY WERE FROM THE STATES???"
"YEP. THEY WERE SURPRISED. I CAN TALK ENGLISH AS I LIVE IN THE ASS OF THE WORLD!!!"
"SO?"
"THEY SAID THINGS I DON'T KNOW AND I SAID THINGS THEY DID NOT KNOW, BUT MAINLY WE TALKED ABOUT THE SAME THING. AND I ASKED THEM IF MORMONS HAVE ESP, THEY DID NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS SAYING"
"AND WHY YOU'RE WEARING THOSE CLOTHES... YOU LOOK SOOOO GOOOOOD"
"THEY INVITED ME TO A REUNION SO I'LL GO"
"WHAT???"
"C'MON, I'LL BEHAVE AND PRETEND I'M FRIGID"
"SOUNDS LIKE DANGER TO ME"
"SINCE WHEN WE DON'T LIKE DANGER, CHEESECAKE???. AND IF GOD MAKES A BOLD CALL, WHY NOT LISTEN???"
"SO YOU DON'T FEEL FEAR"
"NOPE"
"YOU'LL GO, BUT... I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU READ IN THE TAROT DECKS"
"THIS PLACE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT OLD FASHIONED TO ME"
"DON'T WORRY. MIKE, THERE'S A MILLENIAL FAIR AND WE COULD GO THERE!!!"
"NOPE"
"WHY?"
"I DON'T WANT TO"
"WELL THEN FOLLOW ME"
"THIS FOREST LOOKS SPOOKY CUB, I DUNNO..."
"C'MON! I KNOW THIS PLACE"
"YOU ARE VERY SURE"
"FIVE TIMES SURE"
"WELL... IF YOU SAY SO. DON'T MAKE ME SAY LATER "I TOLD YOU SO"
"I WON'T, PROMISE O.- !"
"YEAH, SURE"
"LOOK! GOKU IS HERE!"
"THAT'S NOT GOKU, MIKE"
"WHAT WE DO NOW?"
"FOLLOW HIM"
"WHY?"
"JUST COME"
"YOU SEE, THERE ARE DANGEROUS CREATURES IN THIS PLACE"
"YOU'RE SCARED? LOOK, THOSE CREATURES ARE AT LEVEL 1 SO, THEY'RE PEACE OF CAKE"
"WHAT???"
"YOU SEE, MIKE? IF HE CAN KICK THEIR ASSES, WE CAN TOO"
"YES, I HAVE VISUAL CONFIRMATION"
"WHAT'S THAT BLUE THING??? CUB, ANSWER!"
"YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME WOULD TAKE TO A PERSON TO EXPLAIN AN ENTIRE RPG TO ANOTHER???"
"NOPE!"
"A LOT, LET'S GO! WE FOLLOW "GOKU"
"THIS SMELLS LIKE REAL DANGER SPIRIT!!!"
SO HE TOOK MY HAND AND MADE ME WALK INTO THE BLUE THING
"WHERE ARE WE NOW??? THIS LOOKS LIKE THE AVATAR MOVIE A LITTLE BIT"
"MIKE, WE WILL GO TO THE KINGDOM OF ZEAL, SO BEHAVE"
"WHY???"
"THOSE GUYS HAVE MAGIC AND ARE VERY SERIOUS ABOUT IT, IT'S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN THE CAPITOL AND HARRY POTTER WIZARD WORLD"
"THEY'RE WIZARDS???"
"NO. BUT WE HAVE SOME MAGIC. I THINK THAT'LL BE OK. SO JUST PRETEND TO BE ONE OF THEM, OK? IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT, YOU'LL SEE"
"I'LL TRY"
"OK"
"LOOKS LIKE A LABIRYNTH"
"MIKE, YOU SHOULD START PLAYING RPGS. YOU LEARN A LOT FROM THEM. PLUS THIS IS WAY LESS COMPLICATED AS A MAP THAN THE ONES OF FINAL FANTASY XII OR XIII"
"OH. YES. I SEE. I HAVE ALL CLEAR NOW"
"MAYBE YOU'VE PLAYED RPG BUT YOU DON'T KNOW..."
"???"
"FOLLOW ME. BY THE WAY YOU ARE BEHAVING BETTER THAN IN HOGWARTS. KEEP IT THAT WAY, WHITE TRUFFLE CAKE"
THIS GUY!!!
"HEY, GOKU IS THERE AGAIN"
"DON'T SHOUT!!!"
"I HAVEN'T"
"DON'T"
"OK"
"WHY WE ARE FOLLOWING GOKU?"
"THERE'S A MACHINE I WANT TO SEE. I HAVE A QUARTZ STONE AND I PRETTEND TO CHARGE IT, THAT MACHINE HAS VERY STRONG MAGIC POWER, SO..."
"CUB, STOP WALKING. THERE'S A KID YOU'RE ABOUT TO CRASH WITH"
"OH. I DID NOT SEE HIM. KID, WE WANT TO PASS, WOULD YOU LET US???"
