"MIKE, THIS GUY'S SO FUNNY N'HOT"
"YES! SO, IN KINSEY SCALE???"
"I SAY 3"
"YEAH, ME TOO"
"I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE MORE AMBIGUOUS ON TV, PLUS IT'S DISNEY CHANNEL"
"YOU THINK?"
"YEAH, SO AMBIGUOUS... AS I KNOW ANYTHING AMBIGUOUS IS ATTRACTIVE, APPEALING... FOR BOYS AND GIRLS"
"YEAH, THAT'S... TRUE"
"YOU CAN ASK MARLON BRANDO IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME"
"YOU THINK HE'S LIKE THAT? I MEAN THE ACTOR"
"ALL ACTORS REPRESENT THEMSELVES"
"REALLY???"
"ARTISTS DO THE SAME"
"BUT IN REAL LIFE...??? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN"
"MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT BEHAVIOUR, BUT THAT IS ONE OF HIS TRUE-SELVES, I'M SURE ABOUT IT. I THINK IT'S BETTER THINK THAT"
"HOW SKINNY YOU THINK HE IS IN REAL LIFE?"
"A LOT, TV MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE 30 POUNDS MORE FAT. I LIKE HIM ANYWAY"
"YOU DO???"
"YOU DON'T??? YEAH, I CAN SAY IT, NOW HE IS OVERAGE"
"SO THE ACTOR IS LIKE THAT???"
"YEAH, WHY YOU THINK HE PLAYS THE CHARACTER SO NATURALLY???"
