LONGINUS SPEAR LESSONS

 

"MIKE, GOD SEEMS TO BE VERY SORRY!"

 

"I WOULD TOO IF YOU DID NOT TALK TO ME FOR A WEEK... SO..."

 

"I DUNNO, WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO LIE TO ME I TOLD HIM NOT TO DO SO AND HE DID ANYWAY..."

 

"MAYBE HE NEEDED VISUAL CONFIRMATION. WELL, NOW EXPLAIN TO ME ABOUT THE LONGINUS SPEAR AND HOW IT COULD PIERCE THE EVA OF ASUKA"

 

"WHAT??? NOPE, LONG STORY, WRONG NUMBER, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN"

 

"PLEASE?"

 

"HUM"

 

"C'MON, JUST TELL ME, DON'T MAKE ME COMMAND..."

 

"HEY YOU SAID THAT IN A MELODY TONE, IS THAT SCARY MY MELODY TONE?"

 

"JUST TELL ME"

 

"ALRIGHT!!!"

 

SO WE START WITH THE BEGINNING

WHAT IS THE LONGINUS SPEAR?

HERE MADONNA FOUND A WAY TO TALK LIKE SHE REALLY WAS JOSH! WELL DONE MADONNA!!!

 

HERE THE LONGINUS SPEAR

LONGINUS WAS THE ROMAN SOLDIER THAT PIERCED THE SIDE OF JOSH AND GOT TO HIS CORE, THE HEART, AND BLOOD AND SERUM GOT OUT, IT WAS NOT WATER, HIS BLOOD WAS COAGULATING.

I UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS LIKE A LEGEND OR A MITH, LONGINUS, AND THE SPEAR OF LONGINUS, SUPPOSSED TO BE A VERY SPECIAL WEAPON.

 

AS JESUS WAS A GOD, THE LONGINUS SPEAR COULD PIERCE HIS SKIN AND GET TO HIS CORE. AS GODS ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE INVENCIBLE, THE SPEAR GOT A SPECIAL AND SUPERNATURAL  MEANING.

 

THIS IS HOW SOME CHRISTIANS THINK GOD IS. A GUY ALWAYS SUFFERING THAT LACKS OF LEGS, THUS BEING UNABLE TO DO A LOT OF THINGS. IF THAT WERE TRUE, THAT WOULDN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO DO THE SAME THING OR BE THE SAME WAY.

 

NOW THE AT FIELD 



KAWORU EXPLAINED ABOUT THE AT FIELD. KAWORU WAS THE ONLY ANGEL WHO WAS AT OUR FAVOR, AND HIS STORY IS TRAGIC AS HE FELL IN LOVE WITH SHINJI, LIKE ALL EVA PILOTS, BUT HE KNEW ONE HAD TO KILL ANOTHER AT THE END.

 

KAWORU SAID IT WAS THE ABSOLUT TERROR FIELD, THE FORCE FIELD THAT PROTECTS THE LIGHT OF THE SOUL, THE EGO, AND THEREFORE THE PERSONALITY AND HEART. CAUSE EVERYBODY FEELS VULNERABLE TO SHOW THE INNER LIGHT.

AS THE AT FIELD PROTECTS THE LIGHT OF THE SOUL, IT NEEDS TO BE STRONGER DEPENDING ON HOW MUCH LIGHT IS INSIDE OUR SOUL.

 

NOW, SHINJI, ASUKA AN REI HAD SERIOUS PROBLEMS TO RELATE WITH OTHER PEOPLE. WHY? CAUSE THEIR AT FIELDS WERE TOO STRONG.

 

 

OVERALL REI'S, THAT'S WHY SHE DID NOT TALK TO ANYBODY

 

NOW THE EVAS HAVE THE ABILITY TO PROJECT STRONG AT FIELDS CAUSE THEY HAVE ANGEL'S GENES. BUT THE ANGELS WERE GODS. THAT'S WHY THEY NEEDED THE EVAS TO BE ABLE TO FIGHT THE ANGELS, CAUSE EVAS AND ANGELS HAVE AT FIELDS TO PROTECT THE INNER LIGHT OF THEIR SOULS.

AND EVAS PROJECTED AT FIELDS IN SINCRONIZATION WITH THE AT FIELDS OF THE PILOTS.

 

 

HERE THE ANGEL SHOWED OFF HIS AT FIELD, BUT THE EVA SHOWED OF ITS OWN TOO, NEUTRALIZING THE ANGEL AT FIELD, AND THEN DESTROYING IT, BEING ABLE TO MAKE HAND TO HAND COMBAT, AND THEN DEFEAT THE ANGEL

 

 

THIS IS THE LONGINUS SPEAR

 REI STEALS THE SPEAR AND USES IT AGAINST AN ANGEL THAT'S IN SPACE

THE LONGINUS SPEAR ENDED UP STUCK IN THE MOON

 

AND THIS LONGINUS SPEAR FELL IN A CITY

 

 

NOW WHAT HAPPENNED TO ASUKA???

SHE UNDERSTOOD THE MEANING OF THE AT FIELD, SO SHE USED IT WAY STRONGER THAN EVER!!!

BUT THE EVA SERIES THROWED HER A COPY OF THE LONGINUS SPEAR, IT LOOKED LIKE THIS, BUT THEN TRANSFORMED INTO A SPEAR.

AS ASUKA'S AT FIELD WAS TOO STRONG AND NOW STRONGER AND SHE COULD PROJECT A WAY WAY MORE STRONGER AT FIELD WITH THE EVA, THE EVA SERIES HAD NO CHOICE

THE LONGINUS SPEAR PIERCED AND DESTROYED THE AT FIELD, REACHING THE NOW VULNERABLE BODY OF THE EVA

AND ASUKA LOST THE FIGHT

I THINK THAT DOES NOT MATTER IN TERMS OF THE PERFORMANCE OF ASUKA AS SHE DID MADE PIECES ALL THE EVA SERIES IN 60 SECONDS

 

"AND THAT'S THE END OF THIS POWERPOINT, ANY QUESTIONS MIKE?"

 

"WHAT'S THE NUMBER OF THE CHAPTER WHEN REI STEALS THE... SPEAR AND THROWS IT TO THE ANGEL IN SPACE???"

 

"YOU'RE KIDDING??? I HAVE NO IDEA!!! HAHAHA"

 

"YOU SEE YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING" I SAID SHOULDERS UP

 

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT. I'M NOT THAT NERD!!!"

WE SAW "WE'RE THE MILLERS" !!!!!!

 

"WHAT AN AWEEESOOOMEEE  MOVIE!!! WE LOL ALL THE TIME!!! MIKE, TOLD YOU, WE HAD TO SEE IT!!!"

 

"YOU'LL TALK ABOUT STRANDED AGAIN???"

 

"NO, I WON'T TALK ABOUT STRANDED, WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT STRANDED IF I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT STRANDED???"

 

"SHIT, YOU SAID STRANDED THREE TIMES... SO WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?"

 

"FILM NOIR AND COMEDY. I KNEW THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME CAUSE CRITICS SAID IT WAS SHIT. THAT'S THE FORMULA!!! ANYWAY..."

 

"HEY, GOD LIED TO YOU, WHAT YOU'LL DO ABOUT IT???"

 

"I DUNNO YET. BUT THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW. HE HAS TO DO SOMETHING TO MAKE IT UP. SOMETHING HUGE"

 

"HE'LL DO THAT???"

 

"DON'T MOCK! AND I DON'T THINK SO. BUT I NEED YOU TO NOT LIE FOR A WEEK OR I'LL MAKE STRANGE ASSOCIATIONS IN MY HEAD"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"JUST DON'T TELL ME YOU'LL BUY ME A BMW OR A DOLCE & GABBANA STORE, 10.000 PERFUMES, OR A MILLION TAROT DECKS, ALRIGHT?"

 

"YEAH O.o SURE"

 

"FINE"

 

"AND YOU DON'T REMEMBER ABOUT... YOU KNOW... THE GIANT OF LIGHT???"

 

"NOPE. I DON'T THINK ABOUT IT ANYMORE. LIKE I KNOW IT HAPPENNED BUT I FORGOT ABOUT IT"

 

"HOW THAT HAPPENNED"

 

"YOU"

 

O.O'

"YEAH?"

 

"YEAH. THAT DID NOT KILL ME, MADE ME STRONGER. ANYWAY..."

 

"OH WELL..."

 



SO YOU FINALLY COULD BUY THOSE DECKS!!!!

"YES I DID" SAID MY CUB

 

"HOW YOU DID IT?"

 

"A FRIEND OF MINE HAD MERCY AND EXPERIENCE BUYING ONLINE, THAT'S HOW"

 

"AND WHICH DECKS YOU BOUGHT???"

 

"THESE, TAKE A LOOK"

 

 

"I BOUGHT THE MANUAL AND THE DECK OF THIS TAROT, THIS IS THE ONE ESPECIALLY MADE TO READ IT FOR ONESELF"

 

"MIKE, THIS IS THE MOST KITSCH THING I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! AND IT'S SO FUNNY!!!  I WAS NOT SURE TO BUY IT AS IT SAID HAD 96 PAGES BUT WAS A DECK AND DECKS HAVE CARDS, AND THEY ARE 76 IF I'M NOT WRONG. BUT THEN I REALIZED IT WAS NOT ONLY THE DECK AS IT WAS TOO BIG THE SIZE FOR ONLY CARDS. THE 96 PAGES IS A MANUAL INCLUDED IN THE BOX. AND I ALSO BOUGHT THESE"

 

 

 

"I BOUGHT THIS ONE JUST TO PLAY AND JOKE. SO IF I GO TO A PARTY I WOULD SAY "YOU WANT ME TO READ YOU THE TAROT? I HAVE THIS DECK!!!" HA, IT'S A VERY GOOD JOKE"

 

"YEAH!!! HAHA... SO WHEN THEY ARRIVE?"

 

"I SAW THE PAGE AND NOW TO CHILE THE SHIPPING TIME IS ONE WEEK SHORTER, SO MAYBE THEY GET BEFORE CHRISTMAS, AS THIS IS MY GIFT FOR MYSELF, OR ARE MY GIFTS FOR MYSELF. YOU KNOW? THERE'S A MY LITTLE PONY TAROT. IT'S CALLED EQUESTRIA TAROT. I'VE SEEN IT IN AMAZON, BUT IT SEEMS TO BE OUT OF PRINT. I JUST LOVE MY LITTLE PONY SINCE I WAS IN KINDERGARDEN!!!"

 

"BUT YOU DON'T LIKE BARBIES?"

 

"NOPE. MIKE, IF YOU WERE AN ANIMAL WHO WOULD YOU BE?"

 

"WHAT????"

 

"C'MON, IT'S A GAME. LET'S CHOOSE A BOY AND A GIRL"

 

"YOU'RE KIDDING???"

 

"YES, BUT JUST ANSWER"

 

"LET ME THINK... I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I HAVE TO..."

 

"LOOK. YOU WON'T ESCAPE!!! ME FIRST. LET'S START WITH A BOY. I WOULD BE... TEEN SIMBA"

 

 

"AH WELL. I THINK I WOULD BE WAKKO? NO, IT'S YAKKO. YEP"

 

"AND A GIRL... I DEFENITELY WOULD BE PRINCESS CELESTIA! DEFINITELY!!!"

 

"WELL, IF YOU ARE GONNA BE PRINCESS CELESTIA I WILL BE PRINCESS LUNA, HOW'S THAT???"

 

"IT'S JUST FINE AND FANTASTIC, MIKE,  AS PRINCESS CELESTIA AND PRINCESS LUNA CAN GET ALONG AND CARE A LOT ABOUT EACH OTHER"

 

 

ABOUT BATMAN RETURNS AND OTHER STUFF...

"CUB, YOU HAVE NOT POSTED ARTWORKS IN YOUR BLOG!"

 

"I KNOW, IT'S, I'M RUNNING OUT OF WHAT I'VE DONE AND NEED TO MAKE NEW STUFF AND NOW I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF LOT OF THINGS. YOU KNOW? I'M ANGRY"

 

"BOUT WHAT?"

 

"GOD LIED TO ME. AGAIN. BUT HE CANNOT PLAY WITH THAT. I DUNNO WHAT TO DO, I THOUGHT THINGS WERE GETTING BETTER BETWEEN US, THIS, HAS SHAKEN ME"

 

"WHAT???"

 

"LOOK. I DUNNO WHY PEOPLE THINK ABOUT THE WRATH OF GOD AND THINGS LIKE THAT. HE DOESN'T EVEN USE THE WORD "SIN" THAT I KNOW. AND AS HE IS ALL THE TIME SLEEPING AND HE CANNOT INTERFERE IN OUR INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM (HE REALLY CAN'T) WHY WOULD HE THROW HIS WRATH OVER US? HE CANNOT, HE'S SLEEPING, AND HE WOULD FEEL JUST TIRED TO DO SO, THE WRATH OF GOD WON'T FALL OVER US, AND IT IS US WHO SHOULD BE ANGRY OR DISAPPOINTED WITH HIM, SO ALL THIS WRATH OF GOD SUPERSTICION IS JUST ABSURD, HAS NO SENSE AND IT'S NOT REAL"

 

"AND WHAT ABOUT EGYPT? THAT HAPPENNED???"

 

"I DON'T KNOW. IN CATHOLIC COLLEGE  I HAD TO TAKE A THEOLOGY COMMON SCHEDULE CURSE. AND WE WERE TOLD THAT MAYBE JEWS CREATED THAT FANTASTIC STORY TO SUBLIMATE THE INEFICIENCE OF GOD BUT THAT THEY REALLY RAN FROM EGYPT. WHEN I TOOK THAT COURSE I REALIZED THE RELIGION COURSE IN MY SCHOOL, FROM YEAR 5 TO 8 WAS REALLY A THEOLOGY COURSE. ANYWAY. BUT JOSH SAYS THAT THE PLAGUES WERE REAL AS A BOLD GOD ATTEMPT TO MAKE PEOPLE TAKE ATTENTION TO HIM, BELIEVE IN HIM AND THEREFORE HAVE FAITH IN HIM, WELL THAT DID NOT WORK VERY MUCH AS JEWS GOT OUT OF EGYPT AND THE NEXT DAY THEY WERE ADORING A GOLDEN COW"

 

"WHY YOU ARE TELLING ME THIS???"

 

"I'M NOT HAPPY WITH THE LIE. SO WE WILL EXPLORE SOMETHINGS TO TRY TO SEE SOME PICTURES CLEAR. SO WE WILL START WITH BATMAN RETURNS AND THE PENGUIN"

 

"WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH???"

 

"JUST LISTEN"

 

SO THE PENGUIN IS MOSES

ABANDONED BY HIS PARENTS IN A RIVER

 

HE COULD HAVE DIED IN THE RIVER

 

BUT WAS ADDOPTED BY EMPEROR PENGUINS

 

"WHAT YOU'RE SAYING CUB?

 

"MIKE, THE AESTHETICS COURSE IN YEAR THREE IN THE SCHOOL OF ART WAS ABOUT FILM APPRECIATION, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, AND YOU CAN GOOGLE THAT TOO"

 

THEN BECAME A LEADER

HE HAD UMBRELLAS INSTEAD OF WANDS

 

BUT HE WAS NOT LISTENED SO HE SENT SOME PLAGUES

 

THE FIRST BORNS

 

AND THE FIRE FROM THE SKY

 

"PICTURE CLEAR? NOPE? WELL, SO WE GO NOW TO EGYPT"

 

FLIES

 

FROGS

 

DEAD COWS

 WATER MADE BLOOD                              FIRE FROM SKY

THESE BUGS

 

FIRST BORNS

 

"SO ACCORDING TO MY KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE, IF GOD REALLY DID ALL THESE THINGS, AFTER THAT HE FELL IN A COMA DUE TO THE LOT OF EFFORT MADE FOR FIRST TIME IN HISTORY!!!"

 

"AND WHAT NOW"

 

"SOME IMAGES OF """THE WRATH OF GOD""", LOOK HE CANNOT BE SUCH A CYNIC AS TO FEEL WRATH ABOUT US, PLUS HE IS NOT ABLE TO DO SUCH THING BUT LETS LOOK AT THE WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION"

 

 

"AND NOW, MIKE, SODOM AND GOMORRA"

 

"WHAT?"

 

"THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT OF BOTH CITIES. SO... WHAT HAPPENNED?. ACCORDING TO SCIENCE, WHAT HAPPENNED THERE WAS A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. THAT'S WHY LOT AND HIS FAMILY WERE TOLD TO NOT LOOK BACK, AND THE GIRL WHO KEPT STARING BECAME "SAND" OR DUST. LIKE IN A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION. OBVIOUSLY SCIENCE DOES NOT KNOW WHERE THAT NUCLEAR WEAPON CAME FROM. BUT GOD DID NOT PUT THAT THERE, HE EVACUATED PEOPLE. ONLY LOT IS TOLD TO BE EVACUATED, BUT AS THE BIBLE IS A BOOK AN THEREFORE ALSO LITERATURE, THAT WAS A "REPRESENTATION" OF AN EVACUATION OF A LOT OF PEOPLE, MADE BY ANGELS OF COURSE, AS GOD COULDN'T"

 

 

"SO, CUB YOU ARE THE ONE WHO HAS WRATH OVER GOD CAUSE HE LIED TO YOU??? AND NOT ALL THE WAY AROUND???"

 

"IT'S NOT WRATH, I'M JUST ANGRY"