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YOU'RE WORRIED???

 

"OH I SLEPT LIKE THE ASS..." SAID HIM.

 

"HOW MANY HOURS???" I ASKED.

 

"I DUNNO... LIKE TWELVE..."

 

"AND YOU USUALLY SLEEP 6 OR 8 HOURS..."

 

"I MIGHT BE WORRIED SUBCONSCIOUSLY. I'M NOT THINKING IN ANYTHING. WHY AM I WORRIED???"

 

"HUM... WHAT THE CARDS SAY?"

 

"WELL I WAS WORRIED CAUSE I THOUGHT OUR READERS COULD GET CONFUSED SOMETIMES ABOUT WHAT WE POST. BUT THE CARDS SAY THEY UNDERSTAND US, AND THINK WE ARE REAL PEOPLE, AND COOL AND SOMETIMES OVERSENTIMENTAL, BUT CONTROLED FOR BEING OVERSENTIMENTAL. AND SOMEHOW WE EXPRESS OUR REAL FEELINGS HERE AND AS IT IS GOOD FOR US, IT IS FOR THEM, THE CARDS SAY THEY NEED TO READ US AND THAT WE INSPIRE THEM, THAT'S COOL."

 

"AND WHAT ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT?"

 

"I THINK... ALL... THE DEATH LIST FIVE, HOW MUCH I'LL GET FROM ADSENSE THIS MONTH, IF A PAINTING WILL BE BOUGHT AT SAATCHI, I HAVE NOT BEEN TOLD IF THE THEATER PLAY I WROTE IS GONNA BE MADE, MY NEW NEPHEW, MY PARENTS, YOU... CAUSE IF I'M WORRIED YOU ARE WORRIED TOO, AND... THINGS ARE HAPPENNING BUT VERY SLOW AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT, I COULDN'T BUY THE DECKS IN OCTOBER AND IF I ORDER THEM IN NOVEMBER OR DECEMBER, THE ORDERS OF WHATEVER YOU BUY ONLINE GET STUCK BECAUSE OF CHRISTMAS SO I'LL HAVE TO ORDER THEM IN JANUARY, AND... WELL WITH THAT IS ENOUGH, PICTURE CLEAR?"

 

"SO YOU DON'T THINK ABOUT IT?"

 

"NO, BUT MY SUBCONSCIOUS MIND DOES, HOW YOU CONTROL THAT? I'VE NEVER READ ABOUT IT..."

 

"TAKING A BATH?"

 

"MAYBE..."

 

"YOU'LL FEEL FINE, JUST TRY TO REST"

 

"ALRIGHT"

WHAT'S WRONG?



 

"HUG ME" SAID MY DEAR CUB.

 

"WHAT?" I ASKED O.o

 

"HUG ME!!!!"

 

"OH YES, I HUG YOU" SO I HUGGED HIM. HIS HEAD AGAINST MY CHEST. AWESOME!!!

 

"WHAT'S WRONG?"

HE DIDN'T ANSWER... AND I REALIZED...

"YOU'RE CRYING???"

 

"YES?"

 

"IS IT MY FAULT?"

 

"NO"

 

"YOU ARE DEPRESSED?"

 

"NO!"

 

"C'MON CUB. YOU HARDLY EVER CRY. WHICH OF ALL METABARONS YOU SAY YOU ARE???"

 

"AGHNAR?"

 

"METABARONS DON'T CRY. THEY'RE TOUGH"

 

"I DON'T GET IT EITHER. WHY AM I CRYING THEN?"

 

"I DUNNO. YOU TELL ME... AND STOP CRYING. YOU NEVER DO IT AND I CANNOT TAKE IT, ALRIGHT?"

 

"IT'S... I FEEL IT. I'M LEAVING MY HOME. YOU DON'T SAY WHEN. BUT I FEEL IT. IT'S NEAR..."

 

"WELL... WHEN YOU GO TO ARGENTINA AND COME BACK YOU ALWAYS SAY YOU MISS YOUR ROOM... AND CHILE... THAT LAST PART I DON'T UNDERSTAND, BUT.."

 

"I WANNA LEAVE MY PLACE. I NEED TO. WHY AM I CRYING?"

 

"I DUNNO. CHILDREN CRY WHEN THE TEETH APPEAR. MAYBE YOU HAVE TO ADDAPT TO SOME CHANGES"

 

"THIS IS SO ABSURD... WHY WOULD I CRY FOR GETTING SOMETHING I WANT?"

 

"MAYBE AS A GEN YER YOU ARE ATTACHED TO YOUR PARENTS..."

 

"AND MY SELF-CUSTOMIZED ROOM... SOME SAY IT SEEMS A MUSEUM..."

 

"CUB..."

 

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OARE?

OARE TU STII CUM DOARE???

GET READY TO PROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT

 

 

CARRIE

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HEY THAT'S BOLD!!!

SO I'LL REMEMBER TO NOT MAKE THE CUB ANGRY...

 

I REALLY THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!

PUT THAT HATTORI HANZO WHERE IT WAS, OK???

 

 

SERIOUSLY!!!

 

ANYWAY, ELLE DRIVER DIDN'T DIE

FOR KILL BILL 3 SHE WAS SUPPOSSED TO

DEVELOP JEDI ABILITY TO FIGHT BLIND

OR CYBERNETIC EYES

BUT TARANTINO LEFT THE PROJECT



DEATH LIST FIVE

 

 

"I DUNNO WHAT TO DO WITH THE DEATH LIST FIVE. REMEMBER AFTER I PUNCHED MY BROTHER A LOT OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS GOT KICKED OUT OF THE LIST" SAID MY BEAR CUB PLUSH.

 

"HEY!!! YOU FINALLY SAID WHO WAS THE BULLY YOU PUNCHED!!! I WAS WAITING FOR THIS SINCE... THAT HAPPENNED. AND YEAH... BUT YOU PUT FRIENDS INSTEAD TO FILL THE BLANKS. YOU CANNOT MAKE CONFIRMATION CALLS, YOU'LL GET A PANIC ATTACK, I KNOW YOU, I KNOW YOU" I SAID.

 

"YEAH IF I ALREADY ORGANIZED ALL THE REST, GUESS I HAVE THE RIGHT TO NOT MAKE THOSE CALLS. WHAT ABOUT THE DATE AND TIME?"

 

"NOT CONFIRMED YET"

 

"SHIT. WELL WHAT I ORGANIZED CAN BE MADE ANYTIME AND AT THE W THAT ROOM I SAW HAS LIKE ALWAYS AVAILABILITY"

 

"HOW YOU CALL ME NOW THE WEATHER IS MORE WARM"

 

"COTTON CANDY. CAUSE YOUR SKIN BECAME MORE SMOOTH AND SWEET"

 

"LOOK, ABOUT MY SIDE, WE CAN SEE THAT LATER"

 

"ALRIGHT"

 

"YOU WANNA INVTE YOUR BROTHER???"

 

"I WOULD LIKE TO. BUT I DON'T KNOW. WHAT HE'S GONNA DO? KICK ALL PEOPLE? DESTROY THE CAKE? WE DON'T KNOW. I WOULD INVITE HIM CAUSE OF A PROTOCOLE THING OR OUT OF PITY, BUT, THOSE ARE NOT ENOUGH REASONS. I SAY NO"

 

"ME TOO, SO IT'S NO"

 

"AND I HAVE A LOT OF EX COUSINS. ONE OF THEM STUDIED MEDICINE, REMEMBER? AND SO NAIVE I COULD BE, THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS CAUSE I HELPED HIM GETTING HIGH SCORES IN SATS FOR HIM TO BE ABLE TO STUDY MEDICINE. BY THE WAY HE LAST TALKED TO ME, HE MADE CLEAR I WAS REPULSIVE FOR HIM, AND NOT FOR BEING MUTANT, NOW HE IS IN MY BLACK LIST. I FEEL SORRY FOR NOT INVITING HIM, BUT I WILL NOT INVITE HIM TO NOT FEEL SAD ABOUT IT, YOUR ANSWER?"

 

"NO"

 

"ME NO TOO, SO IT'S NO"

 

"WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS?"

 

"I HAVE NO IDEA. SEEMS TO ME THINGS WILL GET BETTER WITH THEM. SO WE'LL LET THEM IN STAND BY STATUS"

 

"AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS???"

 

"I'M NOT SURE. NOT ALL OF THEM KNOW ABOUT US. SO IF I INVITE THEM, WILL THEY SAY YES? AND IF THEY DO, WILL THEY GO? GUESS TELLING THE W LETTER, AND THE WORD "BEER" WILL HELP, BUT THAT'S NOT CLEAR, BUT THEY ARE IN THE LIST I SAY YES"

 

"ME TOO, LET'S TAKE THE CHANCE. IF SOME SAY NOW WE'LL COMPLETE THE LIST WITH OTHER PEOPLE, THAT'S FINE?"

 

"YES"

 

"AND MY FAMILY IT'S NOT CLEAR IF SOMEONE WILL TAKE THE PLANE OR NOT, THEY ARE IN STAND BY"

 

"FINE, WE'LL NEED SOMEONE OF SECURITY TO MAKE SURE MY BROTHER AND SOME EX COUSINS WON'T GO MAKE TROUBLE"

 

"GUISE DECISION, I SAY YES"

 

"THAT'S DECIDED"

 

"WELL, THAT WAS EASY. TELL ME. WHEN YOU WORK, YOU DO IT THAT FAST AND EASY???"

 

"TAKING DECISIONS, YES, WHY?"

 

"JUST WANTED TO KNOW. LOVE YOU!"

 

"LOVE YOU..."



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BFFS FOREVER!!!!!

THERE'S NO TIME FOR 20 QUESTIONS!!!

IT'S THE HIGHWAY OR OUR WAY!!!

 

 

"SO YOU LOVE ME" I SAID "REAL OR NOT REAL???"

 

"REAL"

 

 

"AND YOU'RE STILL ANGRY... REAL OR NOT REAL?"

 

"NOT REAL, I FEEL RELIEVED AFTER DROPPING YOUR MILO OVER THAT EXPENSIVE CARPET AND SHAKING AND SHOUTING YOU. I FEEL LIKE I SAID 1000 THINGS IN ONE SENTENCE"

 

"ALRIGHT. NEXT QUESTION. YOU PREFFER CRUNCH OR MILKY WAY, IT'S CRUNCH, REAL OR NOT REAL?"

 

"TOUGH QUESTION. I DUNNO WHAT TO SAY"

 

"YOU ARE UPSET CAUSE YOU ARE NOT GOING TO THE GYM, REAL OR NOT REAL?"

 

"NOT REAL. NOW I DON'T DEVELOP MUSCLE MASS SO I HAVE TO MISS SOME WEEKS TWICE A YEAR TO MAINTAIN MY BODY MASS WITHOUT LEVELING UP THE FUCKING WEIGHS"

 

"ALRIGHT. I AM AN ASSHOLE. REAL OR NOT REAL?"

 

"REAL"

 

"HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?"

 

"REAL"

 

"NEXT QUESTION... YOU KNOW SIX FABRICS CAUSE YOU ARE AWARE THAT SILK EXISTS, REAL OR NOT REAL?"

 

"REAL. I NEVER SAID THAT. HOW YOU KNOW?"

 

"REAL. I FIGURED THAT OUT. ALRIGHT AND YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR IF I SAY BLUE, IT IS COBALT BLUE, REAL OR NOT REAL?"

 

"200% REAL"

 

"YOU'RE NOT ANGRY, REAL OR NOT REAL?"

 

"REAL"

 

"YOU FORGIVE ME? REAL OR NOT... REAL?"

 

"REAL"

 

"WE NEED TO TALK"

 

"REAL!"

 

CHILL OUT CUB! I SAID I'M SORRY 3 TIMES...

 

CHILL OUT!

KEEP CALM AND LOVE ME!

DON'T GO FIERCE, YOU GIVE ME THE CREEPS!!!

STAY QUIET CUB!