Monday, September 23, 2013
C'MON CHILEAN GUYS!!! JUST TRY TO SMILE!!!
THERE IS NO PROBLEM. JUST SMILE. I MEAN. WE CANNOT JOKE ABOUT CHILE??? WHY SO SERIOUS???? TO BEGIN WITH LET ME EXPLAIN: CHILE IS NOT FLAT. AND THERE ARE OTHER COUNTRIES. SO LET'S TRY TO OPEN OUR MINDS AND TRY, TRY TO SMILE. NOW ALL PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU EAT LEMON ALL THE TIME. JUST... SMILE.
SO HERE ARE SOME VIDEOS TO CHEER YOU UP!!!!
SO HERE ARE SOME VIDEOS TO CHEER YOU UP!!!!
THE MATRIX IS REAL????
"MIKE, THE MATRIX IS REAL!"
"YOU CUB! YEAH, AND... I WILL BELIEVE THAT!!!"
"I MEAN IT"
"HOW YOU KNOW THAT"
"WELL. LOOK. THE DEVELOPEMENT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR THAT... THE MATRIX IS ALREADY REAL"
"YEAH?"
"LOOK. FIRST WAS THE SIMS VIDEOGAME. WITH THAT STARTED ALL THIS MESS"
"WHAT YOU CUB ARE TALKING ABOUT???"
"WELL, KEEPING WITH THE SUBJECT. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE STARTED WITH THE SIMS VIDEOGAME. AND NOW. THE NINTENDO, THE PLAYSTATION, THE X-BOX, THE COMPUTERS... THEY ALL HAVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INCLUDED. ALSO THE SMARTPHONES, THEY ARE CALLED SMART CAUSE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT, I GUESS"
"OH YEAH. MORPHEUS TOLD YOU THAT?"
"YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A GUY CALLED LIKE THAT, REMEMBER?"
"I DIDN'T... CUB... COME ON!!! I DID NOOOOOOOOOOOOT SAY THAT!!!"
"THAT'S WHAT I UNDERSTOOD. I READ BETWEEN LINES. WHY WERE YOU ALONE IN YOUR ROOM WITH THAT GUY THEN? YOU WERE PLAYING POKER? STRIP POKER?"
"SHUT UP!"
"LOOK. I READ IN AN ARTICLE OF UNESCO THAT IN JAPAN A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TIED BY THEIR OWN PLAYSTATION CONTROL CABLES. AND THAT THE CABLES WOULD DRAIN THEIR ENERGY, YOU KNOW?"
"YOU, ALRIGHT!!!"
"NO, LISTEN. THE UNESCO RECOMMENDS BECAUSE OF THIS, TO BUY WIRELESS CONSOLE CONTROLS. TO AVOID THIS KIND OF PROBLEM. AND THEREFORE, YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY OF ALL KIND OF CABLES AROUND ANY TECHNOLOGY THAT HAS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE..."
"REALLY? MY ASS!"
"WELL, IT WAS A REAL PROBLEM IN JAPAN, OVERALL IN TOKYO"
"AND WHO SOLVED THAT PROBLEM???"
"SAILOR MOON AND THE SAILOR SCOUTS... OR SENSHIS TO BE MORE ACCURATE"
"AH, OK... SO IN THE STATES WHO'S GONNA SOLVE THAT PROBLEM?"
"SUPERMAN, WONDER WOMAN, GREEN LANTERN, SPIDERMAN, IRON MAN... THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO CAN SOLVE THAT KIND OF THING"
"AND IN FRANCE?"
"THEY HAVE THE AID OF SAINT MARIE ANTOINETTE"
"AND IN ITALY"
"THE MOB HAS ALL UNDER CONTROL"
"YES??? AND IN UK?"
"GUESS THE MASKED GUY OF V FOR VENDETTA HAS CONTROL OF THE SITUATION"
"ALRIGHT!!!"
"IT'S TRUE! C'MON!!! LOOK. IN ARGENTINA THERE'S NO PROBLEM ABOUT IT EITHER, CAUSE GOD IS BY THEIR SIDE"
"YOU MEAN... THE POPE?"
"NO, I MEAN. MARADONA. IN ARGENTINA MARADONA IS GOD, AND AS MESSI IS HIS SUCCESSOR, MESSI IS FOR NOW JUST THE HIEROPHANT..."
"YOU... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???"
"THAT."
"LOOK. LET'S SUPPOSE THIS IS REAL. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO CHILE?"
"A TOTAL MESS."
THIS GUY!!!!!
"YOU CUB! YEAH, AND... I WILL BELIEVE THAT!!!"
"I MEAN IT"
"HOW YOU KNOW THAT"
"WELL. LOOK. THE DEVELOPEMENT OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE HAS GONE TOO FAR THAT... THE MATRIX IS ALREADY REAL"
"YEAH?"
"LOOK. FIRST WAS THE SIMS VIDEOGAME. WITH THAT STARTED ALL THIS MESS"
"WHAT YOU CUB ARE TALKING ABOUT???"
"WELL, KEEPING WITH THE SUBJECT. ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE STARTED WITH THE SIMS VIDEOGAME. AND NOW. THE NINTENDO, THE PLAYSTATION, THE X-BOX, THE COMPUTERS... THEY ALL HAVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE INCLUDED. ALSO THE SMARTPHONES, THEY ARE CALLED SMART CAUSE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT, I GUESS"
"OH YEAH. MORPHEUS TOLD YOU THAT?"
"YOU TOLD ME YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A GUY CALLED LIKE THAT, REMEMBER?"
"I DIDN'T... CUB... COME ON!!! I DID NOOOOOOOOOOOOT SAY THAT!!!"
"THAT'S WHAT I UNDERSTOOD. I READ BETWEEN LINES. WHY WERE YOU ALONE IN YOUR ROOM WITH THAT GUY THEN? YOU WERE PLAYING POKER? STRIP POKER?"
"SHUT UP!"
"LOOK. I READ IN AN ARTICLE OF UNESCO THAT IN JAPAN A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TIED BY THEIR OWN PLAYSTATION CONTROL CABLES. AND THAT THE CABLES WOULD DRAIN THEIR ENERGY, YOU KNOW?"
"YOU, ALRIGHT!!!"
"NO, LISTEN. THE UNESCO RECOMMENDS BECAUSE OF THIS, TO BUY WIRELESS CONSOLE CONTROLS. TO AVOID THIS KIND OF PROBLEM. AND THEREFORE, YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY OF ALL KIND OF CABLES AROUND ANY TECHNOLOGY THAT HAS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE..."
"REALLY? MY ASS!"
"WELL, IT WAS A REAL PROBLEM IN JAPAN, OVERALL IN TOKYO"
"AND WHO SOLVED THAT PROBLEM???"
"SAILOR MOON AND THE SAILOR SCOUTS... OR SENSHIS TO BE MORE ACCURATE"
"AH, OK... SO IN THE STATES WHO'S GONNA SOLVE THAT PROBLEM?"
"SUPERMAN, WONDER WOMAN, GREEN LANTERN, SPIDERMAN, IRON MAN... THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO CAN SOLVE THAT KIND OF THING"
"AND IN FRANCE?"
"THEY HAVE THE AID OF SAINT MARIE ANTOINETTE"
"AND IN ITALY"
"THE MOB HAS ALL UNDER CONTROL"
"YES??? AND IN UK?"
"GUESS THE MASKED GUY OF V FOR VENDETTA HAS CONTROL OF THE SITUATION"
"ALRIGHT!!!"
"IT'S TRUE! C'MON!!! LOOK. IN ARGENTINA THERE'S NO PROBLEM ABOUT IT EITHER, CAUSE GOD IS BY THEIR SIDE"
"YOU MEAN... THE POPE?"
"NO, I MEAN. MARADONA. IN ARGENTINA MARADONA IS GOD, AND AS MESSI IS HIS SUCCESSOR, MESSI IS FOR NOW JUST THE HIEROPHANT..."
"YOU... WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???"
"THAT."
"LOOK. LET'S SUPPOSE THIS IS REAL. WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO CHILE?"
"A TOTAL MESS."
THIS GUY!!!!!
Sunday, September 22, 2013
READY... SET... GO!!!!
IN THE BEGINNING
IT WAS LYNN MINMEI
THEN... SHARON APPLE
IN THE MIDDLE... I DON'T HAVE IDEA
AND NOW...
ME AND MY MOUTH!!!
I GUESS I SAID THINGS ALL THE WAY AROUND.
ANYWAY HERE THIS LINK.
ALL MY APOLOGIES FOR MY CONFUSING WORDS
ANYWAY HERE THIS LINK.
ALL MY APOLOGIES FOR MY CONFUSING WORDS
GOMENASAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"KICK A BULLY'S ASS" SECRET MEANING!!!!!
·KICK A BULLY'S ASS
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WORLDWIDE MEANINGS.
"JUST ONE PUNCH IN SELF DEFENSE. JUST ONE. JUST ONE PUNCH AND THAT BULLY WILL BOTHER YOU... NO MORE"
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF WORLDWIDE MEANINGS.
"JUST ONE PUNCH IN SELF DEFENSE. JUST ONE. JUST ONE PUNCH AND THAT BULLY WILL BOTHER YOU... NO MORE"
IS THAT A BIG DEAL???
KICK BULLIES ASSES!!!!
"OH NO" SAID THE CUB. "YOU'LL KEEP WITH THAT? IT'S NOT! FUNNY!!!"
"LOOK, I KNOW WE ARE ALL INTO LOVE AND PEACE DUE TO MASS MEDIA BRAINWASHING, ALRIGHT, BUT GET REAL, WE ARE ADULTS, AND, WE LIVE IN THE """REAL WORLD""" TELL ME NOBODY FIGHTS NOW..."
"IT'S SO NOT THE POINT..." SAID THE STUD IN LOW VOICE.
"BUT GET REAL!!! WHAT WAS THE SELF-DEFENSE LAW MADE FOR, DUMBASS???"
"TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND YOURSELF?"
"OBVIOUS!!!"
"I DUNNO"
"LOOK, IN THE WILD, WHEN AN ANIMAL IS BIGGER THAT OTHER, THE SMALL ANIMAL IS WISE ENOUGH TO STAY AWAY FROM THE BIGGER ONE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"
"NO. AND WE ARE NOT INTO THE WILDE, MIKE"
"BUT EVEN MTV THINKS I'M RIGHT. YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BULLY BEATDOWN?"
"WELL YES, I HAVE. IT'S A GOOD TV SHOW"
"WELL, IN THAT PROGRAM BULLIES GET THEIR ASSES KICKED BY PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS AND THEY HAVE TO GIVE MONEY AND GIVE A HUMBLE APOLOGY TO THE BULLIED PERSON"
"THAT'S TV, IT IS NOT REAL..."
"YES IT IS!!!"
"SO THE POINT IS..."
"YOU KNOW? YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT GUNS" SAID THE CUB.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"THAT KICKING SOMEONE'S ASS IS NOT THE SAME THAN A BULLET SOMEWHERE IN A PERSON'S BODY"
"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?"
"OBVIOUSLY NOBODY GOT YOUR POST ABOUT STANDING UP AGAINST BULLYING"
"AND? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
"THAT KICKING SOMEONE'S ASS IN SELF DEFENSE IS A SOFT AND LIGHT THING TO DO. COMPARED TO """THE REAL WORLD""". "
"WELL..." I SAID. "LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT? NOT?"
"MAYBE... LOOK. IT'S LIKE NOBODY GOT YOUR POST ABOUT STANDING UP AGAINST BULLYING CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME, IT WAS A VIOLENT THING TO READ. BUT EVERYONE SAW THE HUNGER GAMES AND BOUGHT THE 3 BOOKS AND READ THEM. AND NOW EVERYBODY IS WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL ON THEATERS."
"WHAT?"
"YOUR POST WAS NOT VIOLENT. TURN ON THE TV AND WATCH THE NEWS, THERE'S VIOLENCE. AND EVERYBODY WATCHES THE NEWS. WE DON'T CAUSE WE ARE SENSITIVE AND WATCHING THE NEWS MAKES US DOWN, AND WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ALL THAT AWFUL THINGS. BUT YOUR POST IS VIOLENT? I DON'T THINK SO"
"SO I'M RIGHT"
"IT'S NOT THE POINT. EVERY PERSON THINKS DIFFERENT, BUT YOU SAID A LOT OF THINGS THAT WERE JUST TRUE IN THAT POST. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT IT. AND WE HAVE TO REMARK THAT THERE'S A LOT OF FANTASY IN THIS BLOG. THAT'S WHY WE ARE POWER RANGERS, REMEMBER?
"EH... YEAH?"
"LOOK, I KNOW WE ARE ALL INTO LOVE AND PEACE DUE TO MASS MEDIA BRAINWASHING, ALRIGHT, BUT GET REAL, WE ARE ADULTS, AND, WE LIVE IN THE """REAL WORLD""" TELL ME NOBODY FIGHTS NOW..."
"IT'S SO NOT THE POINT..." SAID THE STUD IN LOW VOICE.
"BUT GET REAL!!! WHAT WAS THE SELF-DEFENSE LAW MADE FOR, DUMBASS???"
"TO HAVE THE RIGHT TO DEFEND YOURSELF?"
"OBVIOUS!!!"
"I DUNNO"
"NO. AND WE ARE NOT INTO THE WILDE, MIKE"
"I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE, THAT BEN COHEN IS A DADDY BEAR AND HAS MORE MEAT IN HIS BODY THAN THE SUPERMARKET, YOU FOLLOW ME?"
"KINDA? SSSHIT!"
"SO IF HE IS AGAINST BULLYING, I GET THE MESSAGE, HE MEANS WE ALL MUTANTS HAVE TO GO TO THE GYM TO WORK OUT AND KICK BULLIES ASSES. IT'S A QUESTION OF IMAGE AND PUBLICITY, YOU UNDERSTAND? SO IF YOU CANNOT DEVELOP MUSCLE MASS AT LEAST YOU SHOULD LEARN JUJITSU, LIKE NEO, RIGHT?"
"MAYBE... MIKE... CAN WE CHANGE SUBJECT?"
BEN COHEN
"SO LOOK. HOW ARE WE MUTANTS SUPPOSSED TO STOP BULLYING? WITH FLOWERS AND COTTON CANDY? I DON'T THINK SO" I SAID.
"I'VE READ THAT THE REGULAR PROCEDURE IS TALK TO AN ADULT OR A PERSON WITH AUTHORITY. MORE LIKE YOU HAVE TO SNITCH OR SQUEAL. I'VE READ THAT IS RECCOMENDED..."
"WELL YES, I HAVE. IT'S A GOOD TV SHOW"
"WELL, IN THAT PROGRAM BULLIES GET THEIR ASSES KICKED BY PROFESSIONAL FIGHTERS AND THEY HAVE TO GIVE MONEY AND GIVE A HUMBLE APOLOGY TO THE BULLIED PERSON"
"THAT'S TV, IT IS NOT REAL..."
"YES IT IS!!!"
"SO THE POINT IS..."
"YOU KNOW? YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT GUNS" SAID THE CUB.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"THAT KICKING SOMEONE'S ASS IS NOT THE SAME THAN A BULLET SOMEWHERE IN A PERSON'S BODY"
"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?"
"OBVIOUSLY NOBODY GOT YOUR POST ABOUT STANDING UP AGAINST BULLYING"
"AND? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
"THAT KICKING SOMEONE'S ASS IN SELF DEFENSE IS A SOFT AND LIGHT THING TO DO. COMPARED TO """THE REAL WORLD""". "
"WELL..." I SAID. "LIKE YOU ARE RIGHT? NOT?"
"MAYBE... LOOK. IT'S LIKE NOBODY GOT YOUR POST ABOUT STANDING UP AGAINST BULLYING CAUSE IT SEEMS TO ME, IT WAS A VIOLENT THING TO READ. BUT EVERYONE SAW THE HUNGER GAMES AND BOUGHT THE 3 BOOKS AND READ THEM. AND NOW EVERYBODY IS WAITING FOR THE SEQUEL ON THEATERS."
"WHAT?"
"YOUR POST WAS NOT VIOLENT. TURN ON THE TV AND WATCH THE NEWS, THERE'S VIOLENCE. AND EVERYBODY WATCHES THE NEWS. WE DON'T CAUSE WE ARE SENSITIVE AND WATCHING THE NEWS MAKES US DOWN, AND WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW ALL THAT AWFUL THINGS. BUT YOUR POST IS VIOLENT? I DON'T THINK SO"
"SO I'M RIGHT"
"IT'S NOT THE POINT. EVERY PERSON THINKS DIFFERENT, BUT YOU SAID A LOT OF THINGS THAT WERE JUST TRUE IN THAT POST. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT IT. AND WE HAVE TO REMARK THAT THERE'S A LOT OF FANTASY IN THIS BLOG. THAT'S WHY WE ARE POWER RANGERS, REMEMBER?
"EH... YEAH?"
"I MEAN. GET REAL MIKE. THAT POST ABOUT STANDING ABOUT BULLYING IS FOR EVERYONE, AND YOUR BLOG IS RATED """M""" MEANING MATURE AUDIENCES. ADULTS CAN THINK LIKE ADULTS. IT'S MORE SHOCKING OR VIOLENT TO WATCH DRAGONBALL Z AND ALL CHILDREN DO THAT"
"SO?"
"I SUPPOSE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS BLOG HAVE ADULT CRITERIA. SO WHY YOUR POST ABOUT STANDING UP AGAINST BULLYING WOULD BE SHOCKING? I JUST DON'T GET IT"
WELL... I SEE THE CUB'S POINT.
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