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Thursday, September 26, 2024

PRESENTING NEW BLOG CHARACTER: UTENA

 







DING DONG******

"I TOLD YOU ANDY WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS MATTER
WITH UTENA"
"YOU THINKS SO???
OPEN MINDED ENOUGH!!!
AURORA..
NOW I HAVE 2 LEGENDARY POKEMON
IN THE GAME YOU GET ONE 
AT THE END NOT BOTH TWO..."
"CMON IN THE GAME
YOU DO CAN GET MORE
THAN 
ONE
LEGENDARY POKEMON"

AND THE DOOR OPENED


"HI GUYS"
SAID UTENA
"HIII" SAID ANDY AND
AURORA
BOTH TWO
"CMON AND SIT, 
WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK???"
"ICE TEA FOR ME" SAID ANDY
"YOU TOO AURORA???"
"YUP"
"SO 3 ICE TEA"
"WHITE AND MANDARIN FLAVOR
PLS" SAID ANDY
"SURE" ANSWERED UTENA

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LATER
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"SO THIS IS IT I..." SAID ANDY
"WELL UTENA WE CAME HER
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
SOMETHING
SUPER CURIOUS
THAT IS HAPPENING
TO ANDY"


"WAIT A MINUTE" SAID UTENA
"ILL SAVE MY PROGRESS ON THIS GAME
AND NOW"

AND AN HOLOGRAM POPPED OUT
OF UTENAS NINTENDO SWITCH LITE
MICHIRU VERSION

ANDY AND AURORA GAVE
A STRANGE LOOK TO UTENA
ASKING FOR AN EXPLANATION
WITH BIG STARTLED EYES

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LATER
*********************

"HOW THE HELL YOU KNOW RAMIEL???" ASKED ANDY
"I TOLD YOU" EXPLAINED UTENA "IT WAS AN ASTRAL PROJECTION
I WAS SLEEPING AND SUDDENLY
I WAS INSIDE A SPACESHIP
WITH ALL KINDS OF ETHNICITIES
AND I MEAN
ALL
STAR WARS
ETHNICITIES"
"MY STORY
IS BETTER AND FUNIER" MURMURED AURORA


"SO LETS BEGIN
THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN" SAID UTENA "AND LETS 
FORGET ABOUT RAMIEL FOR A WHILE"
WHAT A JOKE
...
"ITS COMPLICATED" SAID ANDY "ITS EMBARRASSING
ALRIGHT???"


AURORA STARTED EXPLAINING
"ANDY FELL IN LOVE WITH ANOTHER GUY"
"WELL THAT HAPPENS OFTEN" SMIRKED UTENA
"THIS IS DIFFERENT, I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH" EXPLAINED ANDY
"SO LOVE IS BAD NOW???" ASKED UTENA
"ITS NOT THE POINT" ADDED AURORA
WITH THE BEST MISS CONGENIALITY VOICE

"HES CALLED ARTEMIS" SAID ANDY
"ARTEMIS... THATS A GIRLS NAME... "SAID UTENA
"ARTEMIS IS TOO IMPORTANT TO ANDY
NOW IN DIFFICULT TIMES
HE CALMS HIM DOWN
AND GIVES TO ANDY A SENS OF
BALANCE
AND HARMONY
I NEVER SAW B4"
"PLUS" ADDED ANDY "I DISCOVERED TANTRIC SEX WITH HIM
ITS NUT JUST LIKE A LITTLE THING"

"WELL WHATS THE PROBLEM???" SAID UTENA STARTLED
"ANDY DOES NOT KNOW
HOW TO CHOOSE
BETWEEN 
MICHAEL
AND
ARTEMIS"
"HE CAN STAY WITH BOTH TWO
THATS THE REAL TRADITION
NOT MONOGAMY
NERUDA DID THAT TOO
WHY NOT YOU???"

"HOW CAN I EXPLAIN... " SAID ANDY "THAT I HAD
SMALLVILLE GRANIES
THAT TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT
WHAT I CALL...
CHRISTIAN BACKGROUND..
YOU KNOW???
I MEAN
WHAT MY GRANNIES TOLD ME SINCE LITTLE
HELPS ME CONTROL MY ESP
SUPER POWERS...
AND NOT CREATIVITY
NOT THAT NO"
"SURE" SAID UTENA"SMALLVILLE GRANNIES
MY ASS"
"YOU DONT SEE MY TRADITIONAL COLORS" 
SAID ANDY TO DEFEND HIS POINT OF VIEW
"WHAT THE HELL
DOES SOMETHING AS 
CHRISTIANITY
HAVE TO DO WITH YOU..
AND
THIS MATTER
...
YOU ARE ROMAN LIKE HELL"
SAID AURORA


"IN YOUR OWN WORDS" SAID UTENA LAUGHING "OPEN MINDED
ENOUG...
WELL CONSIDER MY
POINT OF VIEW
AND STAY WITH BOTH OF THEM
ITS AN
ORDER!!!
AND STOP WHINING ABOUT
LACK OF
LOVE"
"ALRIGHT" ANSWERED ANDY

"SURE ITS NOT WRONG OR SOMETING"
"ANDY!!!!!!!" ANSWERED BOTH GIRLS

"THINKING TWICE
I DID NOT THING ABOUT A SUCH
PERFECT SOLUTION"
SAID AURORA
SMILING
AND SUDDENLY 
A MUSIC BOX SOUND 
TOOK OVER THE APT
AND GLITTER
CAME OUT FROM ANDYS SKIN

"I THOUGHT I HAD TO CHOOSE
WAIT A MINUTE
ALL MY SMALLVILLE GRANNIES
TAUGHT ME 
IS A LIE???
AND THE REAL TRADITIONS
ARE NOTHING
BUT THE OPPOSITE THING???"
"ILL GO WITH ANDY TO SEE ORACLE" SAID AURORA

"I KNOW ORACLE" SAID UTENA "THEY ARE
ALWAYS LIKE SUPER BUSY
WITH SERIOS STUFF...
WHY ALL OF A SUDDEN 
THEY HAVE TO FOCUS
ONLY ON ONE PERSON???"
"EHEM" SAID ANDY "THREE PERSONS"
"WERE GOING..." MURMURED AURORA "AND 
THANK YOU
YOU FEEL BETTER ANDY??????"
"BETTER BUT CONFUSED
MY GRANNIES ALWAYS SAID I COULDNT LIE
NOW THEY LIED ALL THE TIME???"

IT WAS TRUE FROM SOME POINT OF VIEW
ANDY DID NOT THINK ABOUT IT
WHY HAVE ONE ICE CREAM
IF HE LIKED
TWO ICE CREAMS???
MADE SENSE SOMEHOW
BUT DEEP INSIDE HIS MIND
HEART AND SOUL
A RAY OF LIGHT TOLD
HIM
THAT THERE WAS ALWAYS
A SOLUTION
FOR EVERYTHING
AND UNIVERS WOULDNT PUT
ANDY IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF LOSING ONE AND
KEEP THE OTHER
THE PLOT WAS THICKENING
AND AT THE SAME TIME 
GETTING MUCH BETTER
WHAT ORACLE HAD TO SAY
HE DID NOT KNOW...
SERIOUS VANITY???
HEAVY LIGHTNESS???
NOT AT ALL...




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