HI EVERYONE I'M BACK
WITH THE SPIRITUAL ADVICE FOR 2024
LET'S BEGIN. THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR
AGAINST FAKE MORALS AND BAD HABITS
IS CONDEMNED BY
---ME---
SO LISTEN TO ME
TODAY I WANNA TALK ABOUT
---THE--- MPH.....
MPH....
MPPPPPPHHHHH...
"OTHER" PANDEMIC...
AND
MPH
ITS CALLED
...
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
ALRIGHT I'LL BE HONEST
AND THIS TYPE OF HUMAN INTERCOURSE
MUST BE PUNISHED
BY THE HIGHER VALUES OF THE ROMAN CHURCH
LISTEN TO ME
THE BEST WAY OF AVOIDING THE
"""OTHER"""
PANDEMIC IS HAVING FUN ON YOUR OWN
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
AND NEVER GO AHEAD
WITH
MPH...MPH...MPHHHHH
PENETRATION
AND ABOVE ALL NEVER DO THAT
BEFORE GETTING MARRIED
THAT'S CUTE THAT'S CONCEPTUAL THAT'S KAWAII
THAT'S ART THAT'S... HELLO KITTY
LISTEN TO ME...
I CAN TOLERATE YES, TOLERATE
THIS KIND OF FLUID INTERCHANGE
ONLY BE---CAUSE
IT'S OLD FASHIONED!!!
ALRIGHT
MORE TRADITIONAL AND
NEXT!!!
SO IF YOU FOLLOW MY ADVICE
YOU WILL
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER
WEAR ONE OF THIS
RINGS OF THE DEVIL!!!
I PREFFER ABOVE ALL
A KIND OF PERSON
THAT RESPECTS
WAYS OF LIFE
ACCORDING TO
THE PHILOSOPHY OF...
PLATO
LISTEN TO ME
AND REMEMBER
CONDOMS ARE
FORBIDDEN BY THE ROMAN CHURCH
SO NEVER USE THEM
OR A BOLT OF LIGHTNING FROM THE SKY
WILL FALL OVER YOUR... HEAD
INSTEAD PREFFER THIS KIND OF MEDICINE
THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE
TO HAVE A BETTER AND HEALTHIER
WAY OF LIFE
SO YOU CAN AVOID
THE "OTHER" PANDEMIC
AND FEEL REAL LOVE AT THE SAME TIME
LISTEN TO MY HOLY ADVICE
AND NEVER LISTEN
TO THE HERETIC MUSIC OF MADONNA
THAT MOVES PEOPLE INTO SINFUL BEHAVIOUR
ALRIGHT
??????
??????
LISTEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
