PARIS SYNDROME
FRENCH: SYNDROME DE PARIS
JAPANESE: PARIS SHOKOGUN
IS A CONDITION
EXHIBITED BY SOME INDIVIDUALS
WHEN VISITING
OR GOING ON VACATION
TO PARIS
AS A RESULT
OF
EXTREME SHOCK
DERIVED FROM THEIR DISCOVERY
THAT PARIS
IS NOT
WHAT THEY HAD
EXPECTED IT TO BE
·····
OH WELL
SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
A PARIS SYNDROME
MUSEUMS IN LONDON
ARE
WAY TOO MUCH BETTER THAN IN PARIS
SO I'M WARNING ANYONE
WITH PLANS TO GO TO PARIS
SO YOU CAN GET
PSHICHOLOGICALLY
PREPARED
FOR PARIS
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY
FRENCH: SYNDROME DE PARIS
JAPANESE: PARIS SHOKOGUN
IS A CONDITION
EXHIBITED BY SOME INDIVIDUALS
WHEN VISITING
OR GOING ON VACATION
TO PARIS
AS A RESULT
OF
EXTREME SHOCK
DERIVED FROM THEIR DISCOVERY
THAT PARIS
IS NOT
WHAT THEY HAD
EXPECTED IT TO BE
·····
OH WELL
SO THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME
A PARIS SYNDROME
HELL YEAH
PARIS IS TOTALLY
WORSE
THAN I EXPECTED
WHAT THEY SAY
THAT PEOPLE IN PARIS
ARE ENVELOPED
IN DESIGNERS CLOTHES
IS NOT REAL
FACT 1
ALL THE BUIILDINGS
ARE
WHAT THE HELL?
DIRTY
PEOPLE ARE FREE
AND STUFF
BUT IT WASN'T LIKE
A FLIGHT
TO CORUSCANT
AS I EXPECTED
MUSEUMS IN LONDON
ARE
WAY TOO MUCH BETTER THAN IN PARIS
PEOPLE
ARE
TOTALLY
MORE NICE
THAN I EXPECTED
AND
I GOT THE HELL
FRUSTRATED
WHAT I LIKED THE MOST?
THE FOOD
THE CHEAP PRICE OF HIGH QUALITY CONDOMS
THE CHEAP PRICE OF MANGA AND COMICS
THE MUSEUM OF L'ORANGERIE AND D'ORSAY
THE MONA LISA
AND
DISNEYLAND PARIS
SO I'M WARNING ANYONE
WITH PLANS TO GO TO PARIS
SO YOU CAN GET
PSHICHOLOGICALLY
PREPARED
FOR PARIS
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY
