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THIS POST HAS SPOILERS
ABOUT JURASSIC WORLD
IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN IT YET
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS POST
I'VE LEARNED MORE
ABOUT PETS
IN THE LAST TWO DECADES
THAN A CENTURY
DIGGING UP BONES
HERE SHE IS
AND SHE GROWS UP FAST
I INTRODUCE YOU TO
MY NEW PET
INDOMINUS REX
BREAKING THE NEW FRONTIER OF PETS
SHE GETS ALONG WITH THE KIDS
SHE CAN EAT THAT NEIGHBOUR
THAT GIVES YOU TROUBLE
SHE CAN HUNT SO
I DON'T HAVE
TO FEED HER
ON A DAILY BASIS
AND SHE LOVES BIRDS
AND IF SHE MISBEHAVES
AND GOES ROGUE
THERE IS ALWAYS ANOTHER PET
WITH MORE TEETH
TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM
