FIRST ACT
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I WANNA GO PARTY, YES I WILL
"YOU SURE MERCUTIO THIS PILL WON'T MAKE ANYTHING WRONG TO ME???"
"COURSE NOT, MICHAEL"
"IT'S... MIKE!!!"
"OH MY GOD!!! NOTHING WRONG YES BUT IT DOES FEEL GOOOOOOOOOD"
"YOU SEE THAT GUY, MICHAEL"
"ITS... MIKE!!!"
"WHATEVER"
"NEVER HAD A BOYRFIEND BEFORE"
"WHY NOT??? LOOKS AWEEESOOOME!!!"
"FOR THE SAME REASON"
"REALLY???"
"YEAH, AND HE THINKS THAT IF SOMEONE TALKS TO HIM, MUST BE HIGH, DRUNK OR A SERIAL KILLER"
"LIKE I'M HIGH AND DRUNK RIGHT NOW"
"SO TALK TO HIM... IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. IF YOU'RE SOBER YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO"
"MERCUTIO..."
"JUST BELIEVE ME, AND IF YOU WANT TO PUT THE FOOT, DO IT, BUT AS BOLD AS YOU CAN"
"???"
"OH SHIT, HE'S A CAPULET!!!"
"DOES IT MATTER??? YOU'RE IN LOVE NOW"
"IT DOESN'T???"
"MICHAEL"
"ITS... MIKE!!! MERCUTIO!!!"
"SO HOW YOU'R CALLED?"
"ANDRIEL"
"YOU LOOK LIKE A CUB. BEAR CUB. CAN I CALL YOU CUB???"
"YOU'RE HIGH OR DRUNK???"
"EEEEEEH..."
"BOTH"
"SO"
"DON'T BOTHER ME, I'M DRUNK TOO"
"BUT LOOK, I'M DRUNK, YOU'RE DRUNK... SO... WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE"
"I DON'T THINK SO..."
"LOOK"
"???"
"I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY IN A GOOD MANNER YOU LOOK GOOD"
"SAY THAT AGAIN. THREE TIMES"
"WHAT FOR?"
"JUST DO IT"
"I CAN'T... I FEEL NERVOUS"
"SO?"
"CAN WE TALK OR DANCE OR SMTHING???"
"GET OUTTA MY SIGHT"
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"HEY... HOW YOU WERE CALLED??? MY HEAD ACHES LIKE HELL... YOU MAY UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S HARD FOR ME TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF SOMEONE WHO CAN SPEAK TO ME AND... I DRANK A LOT"
"MICHAEL. BUT U CAN CALL ME MIKE"
"SO MIKE. SINCE WHEN YOU KNOW ABOUT ME???"
"EEH?"
"DON'T PLAY DEAD ON ME"
"LIKE... A WEEK OR SO"
"I THINK I LOVE YOU. I HAVE THE FEELING"
"YOU... WHAT???"
"YOU LOVE ME, RIGHT?"
"EEEEH"
"???"
"YES"
"ME TOO"
"OH NO, MY FATHER WANTS ME TO BAPTIZE AND MARRY A GIRL, CALLED PARIS HILTON"
"CUB, TAKE IT EASY"
"WHAT WE DO NOW???"
"I DUNNO"
"LOOK. I HAVE AN IDEA. BUT IT MIGHT NOT WORK"
"YES, YOU CUB, YOU AND YOUR GREAT IDEAS"
"IT MIGHT WORK, YOU HAVE AN IDEA???"
"NOPE"
"BUT I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT, ALRIGHT? YOU'RE NOT A BLOCKHEAD, RIGHT???"
"EEEH"
"I'LL PLAY DEAD O.-?"
"WHAT THAT MEANS???"
"YOU'LL SEE"
"THIS GUY WAS A BLOCKHEAD, TAKING VENOM CAUSE I WAS PLAYING DEAD!!! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT HIM... I'LL FOLLOW HIM INTO THE DARK"
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LAST ACT
