THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE

LIVING THE SUPERHERO LIFE

FOR LOVE AND PEACE AND JUSTICE

FOR A BETTER WORLD

FOR A BETTER FUTURE

BEING THE DARK KNIGHT

MAKES ME FEEL TIRED SOMETIMES

IN MY CRUSEDE

FOR AN AVANT WEBIADO

AND HIPER MODERN

WORLD

AND

FUTURE

SOMETIMES I FALL

OR STUMBLE

BUT IN THE END

I CAN REACH THE SUN

LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

FREEDOM IS MY MOST VALUABLE 

VIRTUE

BUT OVERALL

A GIFT

-

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

UNTIL THE MESSAGE

SINKS IN

OR SOMEWHAT

I WORK ALSO

AS A HUMAN AND EXTRATERRESTRIAL

BRIDGE FOR THE REPUBLIC

UNDERSTANDING

DIPLOMATIC RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALIENS

UFOS DWARFS, ELFS, FAIRIES AND 

ANYTHING PARANORMAL

???

AS A REPLICANT

MY DUTY IS TO PROTECT THE FUTURE

FROM ANY HARM

PHYSICAL AND EMOTIONAL

AND ALLOWS ME TO FIGHT

AGAINST MY WORST

ENEMY

RED CELL

THE HIGHEST ENEMY OF FREEDOM

AND MONEY AND MUTANTS

IN THE GALAXY

FOR THAT I NEED 

THE BEST WEAPON

EVER EXISTED

AN EVA?

THE SILVER CRYSTAL?

I DONT THINK SO

SUPERGIRL?

REBELLIOUS 

ALWAYS ANGRY AT THE WORLD

DONT KNOW HOW TO CONTROL

HER OWN STRENGTH?

THAT CAN HAPPEN

THE BEST WEAPON IS

...

 

THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE

FOR LOVE AND PEACE

MISCHIEF MANAGED

GOSSIP GAY

TODAY IN GOSSIP GAY NEWS!!!

COLTON UNDERWOOOD!

FULL NAME COLTON SCOTT UNDERWOOD

THE FORMER PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER

GOT STUCK IN THE CLOSET FOR A LOT OF YEARS

BEFORE COMING OUT

AS A FOOTBALL PLAYER HE PLAYED DEFENSIVE END

AT ILLINOIS STATE 

SIGNED BY THE SAN DIEGO CHARGERS

OUR PRESS PROFESSIONALS ARE SURE

HE LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND EVERYONE

IN THE SHOWERS

AND SOMETIMES GOT SOME PICTURES

HE WENT ON IN HIS TELEVISION ADVENTURES

FIRST IN THE BACHELORETTE AND THEN

STARRING AS THE BACHELOR

IN A REALITY WHERE HE HAD TO DATE 

A  LOT OF GIRLS

WITHOUT PERSONAL INTERESTS

DATING ALY RAISMAN 

FROM TO 2016 TO 2017

HE CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET AND IT WAS A BLAST

BECOMING THE FIRST LEAD IN THE BACHELOR FRANCHISE

TO COME OUT AS GAY

CONFESSING BY THEN 

HE WAS STILL VIRGIN

...

???

FREED FROM THE CLOSET

HE GOT INTO THE GAY DATING MARKET

WHERE HE HAD A LOT OF FUN

AND SEX AND EVERYTHING ELSE

IN MARCH 2020

COLTON TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID 19

RECOVERING IN APRIL

SPOTTED

ON SEPTEMBER 1ST 2021

COLTON WAS  REPORTED TO BE DATING 

DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST JORDAN C. BROWN

AS THEY WERE JOINED TOGETHER

VACATIONING IN HAWAII

THE RELAITONSHIP SO FAR SHORT

BUT SWEATY AND INTENSE

ENDED UP IN

THEY GOT ENGAGED!!!

THE DATE FOR THEIR MARRIAGE HAS NOT BEEN

CONFIRMED YET

WELL THAT'S ALL FOR NOW

STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER

PRESS REPORT.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME

GOSSIP GAY

FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL !!!

...

CUB, WAKE UP, IT'S ALREADY 7!!!

YOU'LL GET LATE TO YOUR FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL!!!

FUCK!!!

I WANNA SLEEP ALL MORNING!!!

BREAKFAST'S READY

I'VE GOTTA HURRY UP!!!

WELL THIS SCHOOL LOOKS GREAT ALREADY

WONDER HOW THE LAST DAY AT SCHOOL

WILL LOOK LIKE...

GOT THERE AND RIGHT ON TIME!!!

SO WE MAKE QUEUES, HERE

AND CAN I KNOW WHY THAT FLAG IS HIGH UP

AND EVERYBODY SINGS THAT UGLY SONG?

CUB DID YOU THINK ABOUT

WHAT YOU WILL STUDY?

SOMEDAY YOU WILL WORK

AND DO SOMETHING FOR A LIVING

RIGHT?

SOUNDS GREAT!!!

THAT MUST BE SUPER FUN!!!

OH... YOU CLUELESS

WHERE DO I BEGIN WITH?

I DON'T KNOW IF FUN IS THE CORRECT WORD FOR WORK

YOU'RE SO SILLY

MMM???

WELL...

ON SECOND THOUGHT...

PLEYARANS

PLEYARANS

HIGHLY EVOLVED EXTRATERRESTRIALS

THE FUTURE OF HUMANITY

A WORLD WHERE SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY

SOLVED ALL PROBLEMS 

A WORLD WE CAN DREAM ABOUT

AS WE CAN BUILD EVERY DAY

A WORLD WITH LOVE AND PEACE

AND ALSO WAR

TO PROTECT LOVE AND PEACE

A PLACE WHERE NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE

COVID ENDED THE WORLD 3000

NOW IT IS UP TO US TO MAKE THE WORLD 

WE DREAM AND MAKE TOGETHER

A BIO FRIENDLY WORLD

WHERE CONTAMINATION

NO LONGER HURTS OURSELVES

ANIMALS

OR THE PLANET

WE ARE MADE OF STARDUST

WHATEVER WE DO

OPTIMISM IS KEY IN THE DEVELOPMENT

OF THIS NEW WORLD

ALL MATRIXES ARE OVER

NOTHING IS SIN

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

TO THE NEW AGE