SO THIS HAPPENNED AND I STILL...
DON'T UNDERSTAND TOO MUCH???
SO HERE IT GOES
THIS HAPPENNED THE OTHER DAY
TALKING TO MY FRIEND GIOVANI
WARNING:
WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ
COULD BE SHOCKING
IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE
STYLE
AND SENSE OF
HUMOR
SO I SHOWED OFF MY BRAND NEW BOTTLE
OF
200 ML
DOLCE AND GABANNA
POUR HOMME INTENSO
TO GIOVANI
AND I WAS LIKE
"LOOK THIS IS MY NEW PERFUME, IT'S AN EAU DE PARFUM
AND I FEEL SO HAPPY ABOUT IT
I WANT TO SHARE THIS HAPPINESS WITH YOU !"
AND GIOVANI TOLD ME
"IS IT A PERFUME FOR GIRLS?
BECAUSE YOU KNOW
EAU DE PARFUM FOR MEN
DON'T EXIST"
NO.
OH MY!!!
"DUDE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GAY !!!
YOU DON'T KNOW THAT IN THE REAL WORLD
THERE IS NOT ONLY
EAU DE PARFUM FOR MEN
BUT ONLY PARFUM FOR MEN"
"YOU'RE KIDDING, YOU'RE KIDDING,
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT PERFUMES"
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE GLOBAL VILLAGE???
AND WHY DON'T YOU USE GOOGLE
AND FIGURE OUT FOR YOURSELF
YOU ARE WRONG
AND I AM RIGHT"
LIKE ALWAYS
"LOOK. I KNOW MORE ABOUT PERFUMES
AS I KNOW AS YOU ARE WRONG
AND THAT BOTTLE IN YOUR HANDS
DOESN'T EXIST"
"WHY DON'T YOU READ THE BOTTLE?
LOOK IT'S ALL OKAY
I STILL CARE ABOUT YOU
AS A PERSON"
WHAT CHILEAN PEOPLE HAVE AGAINST TRUTH???
THAT'S THE STORY OF TODAY !!!!
WHO AM I
THAT'S A LITTLE SECRET
I'LL NEVER TELL
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME
XOXO
GOSSIP BOY
