Saturday, September 27, 2014

WE SAW A FRAGGLE !!!!

So we were walking and walking and suddenly
"Mike"
"What?"
"Where are we going?"
"Look cub, I'll tell you. I saw a white rabbit and I followed it, that's it..."
I expected the worse but he just said my name
"Mi----ke???"
Agh, that tone of voice I cannot stand...
"Mike, you need to hear me talk like this? Cause you make me do it very often"
"No I don't"
"Yes you do"
"No I don't, c'mon, drop it"
"If you say so..."
"What?"
"NO---Thing"
"Whatever"
"Shit! I knew it!!!"
And we fell
We fell and crashed at some point and a creature talked to us
"Hello there!"
"What's that, Mike?"
"A fraggle"
"How you know???"
"We watched the first season together"
"Ah well... that would explain... so much"
"Welcome to fraggle rock!" said the creatures in joy and harmony and happiness
"Michael, this guys are stoned"
"What's the new?"
"Seems you know too much about this tv show"
"Again... WE WATCHED THE FIRST SEASON TOGETHER!"
"You know what I mean"
"What's that smaller thing?"
"A doozer"
"Mike? What the fuckkk??? What are we here for?"
"I dunno"
"Liar, you know everything... I asked and you answer, don't make me command"
"Just wait and see sugarcub"
"Alright"
"You see? doozers make constructions"
"Looks like candy"
"Seriously, you don't remember???"
"That's a lot of work"
"Yup"
"Look a green thing is eating the construction... Mike???"
"Don't worry. It's part of their ecosystem"
"If you say so"
"We saw a chapter about it together!!!"
"Could you stop saying things like that? It's annoying"
"Don't make me..."
"C'mon cub let´s walk but make sure that guy doesn't see us"
"Ok"
"Finally"
"We came to see the garbage???"
"Cub, it's like tarot cards but different. Garbage we need your advice"
"What the...???"
"Silence cub, we came hear the garbage"
"Don't cry over spilt milk" said the garbage.
"Awesome. What if we spilt milk now??? How could we not cry over it??? Looks like an impossible task"
"So you remember, cub"
"What???"
"Guys, the garbage said "don't cry over spilt milk" I told them
"Mike?"
"They're tiping what the garbage said in a computer. Those guys have a blog for that"
"I did not see that in season one"
"They plan to make a movie right now"
"Oh well"
"We go? I know the way out"
"Fine"
Another average day...

Sunday, August 31, 2014

WE SAW A PIKACHUUU !!!!

"Why we're here cub????"
"I want to walk"

"What for????"
"To -walk-"
"Ah, oh... I see"

"I think there's something mysterious about that bush"
"Like what?"
"Maybe there's something behind it"
"Let's take a look, Mike"

"It's a yellow rabbit, cub"
"So we don't follow it cause it's yellow, not white, fine?"
"It's cute..."
"Wait a minute. That's not a yellow rabbit. But I dunno what it is, so I'll check with my pokedex"
"Good idea..."

"Checking, work in progress... and...

...Mike, it's a Pikachu!!!"
"Cool, let's keep walking... Johnnie Walker"
"No, I want it, I'll catch it!"
"How????"

"With this pokeball, of course"
"What you'll do that for, may I ask????"
"Because I wanna be the very best, than no one ever was, and besides, I know it's my destiny"
"Oh holy CRAP!"

"Cub, this Pikachu does not want to be catched"
"Don't worry, no big deal"

"HELL!!!!"
"Duck, Mike"

"I got electrified!!!! Dammit TT_TT"
"Told you to duck"
"Very funny, cub of hell! It hurt!!!"
"Hey, it wasn't my fault"
"You tried to catch the Pikachu to begin with"
"I'll try again"
"What if it attacks???"
"You duck"
 
"Here I go...
 
...catched it!!!"
"You must feel very proud"
"Mike, if you feel burnt, you can use some ointment"
This guy!!!!
 

Friday, August 29, 2014

"ALIEN" TAROT CARDS !!!

THE FOOL                                               THE MAGICIAN

THE EMPRESS                                                       THE EMPEROR

THE LOVERS

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

ACE OF CUPS                                                     TWO OF CUPS

STRENGTH                                  HIGH PRIESTESS
 
THE HIEROPHANT                       THE HIEROPHANT REVERSED
 
THE HERMIT                                                    TEMPERANCE
 
THE STAR

THE SUN                                    THE WORLD

THE TOWER

THE HANGED MAN                                                  THE DEVIL

DEATH

JUDGEMENT                                                 JUSTICE
 
THE CHARIOT                                                             THE MOON

THE COSMOS PROTOCOL VOL. 7 - PS6

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