Friday, August 29, 2014

"ALIEN" TAROT CARDS !!!

THE FOOL                                               THE MAGICIAN

THE EMPRESS                                                       THE EMPEROR

THE LOVERS

WHEEL OF FORTUNE

ACE OF CUPS                                                     TWO OF CUPS

STRENGTH                                  HIGH PRIESTESS
 
THE HIEROPHANT                       THE HIEROPHANT REVERSED
 
THE HERMIT                                                    TEMPERANCE
 
THE STAR

THE SUN                                    THE WORLD

THE TOWER

THE HANGED MAN                                                  THE DEVIL

DEATH

JUDGEMENT                                                 JUSTICE
 
THE CHARIOT                                                             THE MOON

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

"THE SIMPSONS" TAROT CARDS !!!!

THE FOOL                              THE MAGICIAN

THE HIEROPHANT                HIGH PRIESTESS
  
THE EMPEROR                                 THE EMPRESS
 

THE LOVERS
 
TEMPERANCE

THE DEVIL                           THE DEVIL REVERSED 

THE MOON                                     THE STAR
 
THE SUN

THE TOWER
 
DEATH

JUDGEMENT                                         JUSTICE 

STRENGTH

THE CHARIOT

KING OF CUPS                    PAGE OF PENTACLES
 
WHEEL OF FORTUNE

THE WORLD

Saturday, July 5, 2014

MY BOYFRIEND WANTS A TATTOO !!!! GOOD GRIEF TT_TT

So my cub started talking in that "very serious" tone...
"Mike..."
"What????"
"I want something"
"And that is????"
"A tattoo..."
"Oh, no! OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!!"
"C'mon, don't be silly"
"What you want to get tattooed???? May I know?"
"One of the best anti-heroes of all time...
...Sailor Moon"
"No fucking...! way!!!"
"C'mon"
"NOPE!"
"Look, I just want a little tattoo, what's the big deal??? It will only cover my back"
"What????"
"It could have the transition of Sailor Moon from manga to animes...
Or a cartoon of the cartoon..." 
"Cub... look... this is NOT funny"
"It is! Look, it can be sailor moon alone...
or with the other senshis...."


"Yeah and we will go to the beach or the swimming pool and I'll say "You see that good looking guy with a "Sailor Moon Tattoo" all over his whole back???? -He's my boyfriend"
"What's the big deal, it's my back!"
"It would be embarrassing for me"
"You know what would be embarrassing???"
And we bot said
"Having your head"
And we laughed.
This guy!!!!

Friday, July 4, 2014

MY BOYFRIEND GOT MADE A FOOT SPA !!!!

"Mike..."
"Cub...???? o.O"
"We need to talk"
Holy SHIT
"Let's sit down"
Oh my GOD... O.o... But he did not call me Michael... o.O
So we sat down and he grabbed my hand
"Mike... you know..."
"I know... what????" GLUPS OwO
"I got made a foot spa"
"No way????!!!!"
"Yup"
"Really????"
"My feet feel so smooth, and the massage... it was sensational..."
"Oh, I see. You got it made with little fishes? You know, like in that chapter of Victorious, you know what I mean????"
 
"No, but I needed it. My nails were so big I thought I was a velociraptor"
 
"Well why you did not cut them????"
"Cause I was with you when I remembered to do so but you hate to see me cutting my nails or cleaning my ears or... doing something to clean myself"
"Excluding the shower of the equation o.O"
"???"
"Whatever"
"You think I lost some weight???"
"Maybe"

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