ALIGN YOUR CHAKRAS
DEEP BREATH
AND
SUBMERGE INTO YOUR ARCHANGEL VIBRATION
???
ARIES
THOR
WHAT A BETTER ALLIE IN YOUR SPIRITUAL JOURNEY
THAN THE ASTRAL PROTECTION OF
THOR
THE GOD OF WAR AND THUNDER
NO MATTER WHAT TROUBLE YOU PUT YOURSELF INTO
THOR WILL PROTECT YOU
EVEN WHEN YOU ARE
WET DREAMING
TAURUS
BO DIXON
KNOWN IN SUPERIOR LAYERS FOR HIS VIGOR AND STAMINA
THERE'S NO BETTER ARCHANGEL
THAT ONE THAT WORKS
IN THE ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY
TO KEEP YOUR SOUL SAFE
AND OUT
GEMINI
FLASH
GOOD LOOKING, MATURE, SEXY AND FAST
THIS ARCHANGEL CAN GET
THE ARCHANGELS HE WANTS
IN LESS THAN A BLINK OF AN EYE
KNOWN ALSO AS THE ARCHANGEL OF LOVE
FLASH WILL BE WITH YOU IN YOUR JOURNEY
TO HELP YOU WHEN YOU FEEL ALONE
CANCER
DEADPOOL
THIS ARCHANGEL REPRESENTS
THE QUINTESENTIAL OF THE AMBIGOUS CIS MAN
TOUGH MUSCLED AND A SUPER ANTI HERO
DEADPOOL WILL BE
NEAR YOU SO YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE
LEO
SUPERMAN
ALIEN MUSCLED SEXY AND SUPER POWERFUL
THIS ARCHANGEL IS KNOWN
FOR HIS SUPER STRENGTH AND SPEED
HE CAN SEE YOUR INNER WEAKNESSES
AND AID YOU IN
ALL MATTERS
SO YOU CAN BE LIKE A MAN OF STEEL
VIRGO
CAPTAIN AMERICA
OLD FASHIONED AND SEXY
THE ULTIMATE REDNECK FANTASY
STRONG ENOUGH TO KILL YOUR DEMONS
AND
PURE AS A VIRGIN
AND ABLE TO LIFT THE MJOLNIR
CAPTAIN AMERICA
IS THE BEST ARCHANGEL SO FAR
LIBRA
STAR LORD
WELL BEHAVED
CENTERED AND WITH A LOT OF BALANCE
STAR LORD WILL HELP YOU
IN YOUR INTERGALACTIC
AFFAIRS
WHENEVER YOU DO ASTRAL PROYECTION
OR SENSATE SEX
SCORPIO
HULK
WHATEVER YOU DO
DON'T MAKE
THIS ARCHANGEL ANGRY
UNLESS YOU ARE IN BED
STRONG GREEN AND WELL BALANCED
HULK WILL WIPE AWAY
ANY DARK MAGIC
THROWN TO YOU
SAGITTARIUS
HAWKEYE
DILF AND WELL MUSCLED
WHENEVER YOU NEED TO FANTASIZE
ABOUT ARCHANGELS
HAWKEYE IS ONE OF THE BEST OPTIONS
IF ANY DEMON WANTS TO BOTHER YOU
IT WILL BE GONE
WITH THE THROW OF AN ARROW
CAPRICORN
THANOS
BAD TO THE BONE
THANOS HAS THE STRENGTH YOU NEED
TO WIPE AWAY YOUR NIGHTMARES
AND HELP YOU TO SUCCEED
IN ALL ASPECTS OF YOUR LIFE
BUT IF YOU SEE WITH A GAUNTLET
TAKE IT OFF
AQUARIUS
DOCTOR STRANGE
THE PERFECT CROSS BETWEEN
WELL CENTERED AND PURE PSICHEDELIA
THIS ANGEL WILL BE WITH YOU
WHEN YOUR ASTRAL PROJECTIONS
GO HIGH
AS A HEALER THIS ARCHANGEL
WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ANY VIRUS
PISCES
DOCTOR MANHATTAN
THE FIRST ARCHANGEL
TO PERFORM A FULL FRONTAL
AND BACKWARDS NUDE UP ON THE MOVIE SCREEN
HIS CAPACITY FOR ASTRAL PROJECTION
IS THE BEST MASTERIZED IN ALL MULTIVERSE
SO REMEMBER
IF YOU WANT TO GO TO CORUSCAN
WITH AN ASTRAL PROJECTION
REMEMBER THE PLAYBOY MANDALA
AND ASK FOR HIS GUIDANCE
IN DEEP MEDITATION
