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Monday, March 18, 2024

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

 


THE BEAR AND MICHAEL
WALKING TOGETHER IN THE PARK
SHARING TOGETHER
PRECIOUS MOMENTS
OF GLAMOUR
ROMANTICISM
AND LOVE AND PEACE


"WHAT A NICE DAY TO HAVE A WALK
TOGETHER MICHAEL"
"YUP, I REALLY LIKE IT
AFTER A WEEK OF HARD WORK
AND STUFF..."


"YOU AND I TOGETHER
FEELS LIKE TIME GOT PAUSED
IN A GLORIOUS SHARING
OF WHAT WE FEEL FOR EACH OTHER"
"I REALLY LIKE YOU"


"FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY
WHEN WE WERE ON  THAT PARTY
THAT NIGHT WHEN WE MET EACH OTHER
WE WERE DRUNK AND HOT AND HAPPY"
"LIKE YESTERDAY YES"


"TIME FLIES WHEN YOUR ARE IN LOVE
TIME GOES BY LIKE A FEATHER
TIME LIKE A FEATHER GOES BY
YOU AND I TOGETHER
FEELS LIKE PARADISE
AS WE ARE PART OF A NEW AGE"
"LOVE NEW AGE"


"SHARING LIFE WITH YOU
FEELS LIKE NOTHING ELSE MATTERS
SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
AND TASTES LIKE MOCHI
AND CURRY RICE"
"BE MY BABY FOREVER"


"YAAAAYYYYY!!!"
"HELL YES"


"WHERE DO WE GO NOW???"
"SHOPPING. I'LL BUY YOU A NINTENDO GAME"
"FOR THE SWITCH???"
"YES, BEAR...
FEELS LIKE YOU 
ARE NO LONGER AFRAID OF NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY"
"NOT AT ALL"


"WALMART YEEEEYYYY!!!"
"YOU ARE VERY ENTHUSIASTIC NOW
ABOUT GETTING INSIDE 
A WALMART"

THEY WERE OUT
AND
SUDDENLY

...





"HELP!!!" SAID THE BEAR "MICHAEL!!!
I GOT STUCK ON THE WALMART DOOR!!!
DO SOMETHING!!!"


"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO???
CAN I PULL YOU OR SMTHING???
BEAR RELAX!!!"

"MICHAEL HELP ME!!!
CALL RAMIEL OR JOSH OR SOMETHING!!!
DO THE HELL SOMETHING!!!
CMON FIRE OF MIY LOINS!!!"




"STAY CALM MY LOVE MY SIN....
LOOK. I CAN CALL THE COPS
OR MAYBE MULDER AND SCULLY
JUST BREATHE...."


"OH WELL FUCKING SHIT!!!
IF YOULL DO NOTHING
I WILL DO SOMETHING
JUST LOOK!!!"



"I'M FREE" SAID THE BEAR "WELL 
YOU COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING"
"BUT HOW THE HELL YOU GOT STUCK ON 
A WALMART DOOR IN THE FIRST PLACE"
"AURA SAID THAT
MAYBE
WALMART DOORS
ARE PORTALS TO OTHER DIMENSIONS"
"OH WELL THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING"

AND THEY GOT IN AND BOUGHT SOMETHING



...

ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY

Friday, February 23, 2024

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND



THE BEAR IS GOINT TO THE MALL
YYYYYYAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!!!
THE MALL!!!
THE PARADISE OF SHOPPING
THE APEX OF THE CONSUMER ERA!!!
YYYYYAAAASSSS!!!!!

THE BEAR WAS EXTREMLEY
ANXIOUS AND A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
HE DID NOT KNOW
HIS MEN´S INTUITION
WAS TELLING HIM MORE OR LESS
WHAT THE PATH
HIS DESTINY WOULD FOLLOW

FALABELLA, HIS FAVORITE STORE IN CHILE
NOW VERY CLOSE TO HIS HOME
A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN FIND
REPUBLIC CREDITS
AND....
OVERALL...
PERFUMES!!!!
THE BEAR WAS OBSESSED IN PERFUMES
AFTER READING THE BOOK PERFUME
HE GOT THE IDEA IN HIS HEAD
THAT ALL PERFUMES
IN THE WORLD
WERE THE PERFUME
THAT SHOWS OFF AT THE END OF THE BOOK

DUNKIN!!!!
WHY NOT???
HE LOVED DUNKIN DONUTS
AND BUYING 6 OR 12
WAS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE

WALMART!!!
WHY NOT WALMART???
HE DECIDED TO GOT IN
AND...

WHAT WAS THAT???
HE DID NOT KNOW THAT
HE THOUGHT HE FELT SOMETHING
DID HE NOT???
AND 
WAS THAT HIS MEN´S INTUITION?
OR HIS WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION???
NINTENDO?
WHY NOT?
AFTER TALKING TO SOPHIA
HE LOST HIS TECHNOPHOBIA
ABOUT NINTENDO
AND
HE LOOKED AROUND
AND STARTED THINKING
ABOUT BUYING MAYBE
A NINTENDO SWITCH OLED

STARBUCKS!!!
HE NEEDED COFFEE
LIKE REALLY NEEED IT?
LIKE NEED IT, OK?
AS ARTISTS NEED COFFEE
HE GOT IN AND
ALL OF A SUDDEN
...
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HE SAW THEM
BOTH TWO
HAVING A COFFEE AND TALKING
ONE IN FRONT OF THE OTHER
LIKE SOMETHING NATURAL
AND ORGANICA
THEY WERE TALKING
HAVING A COFFE..

MICHAEL AND THE MUSICIAN...
.......
...


HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!
WHAT I DO?
THOUGHT THE BEAR...

TAKE COVER HE THOUGHT
TAKE COVER

HOLY SHIT!!!

"THEY ARE TALKING" THOUGHT THE BEAR
"THEY ARE TALKING NEXT TO THE OTHER
HAVING COFFEE
LIKE THEY WERE FRIENDS???
WHERE´S MY CLONAZEPAM!!!"

"WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT???
MICHAEL LOOKS MORE THAN RELAXED
WAIT A SECOND??'?
THEY KNOW EACH OTHER???
THEY TALK ON FACEBOOK MESSENGER OFTEN
OR WHATSAPP???
AM I JEALOUS???"

"BY THE LOOK IN THEIR EYES
MICHAEL SEEMS TO KNOW HIM
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MUSICIAN???
THEY KNOW EACH OTHER???
THEY KNOW I DATE THE BOTH OF THEM???
WHERE DID MICHAELS JEALOUSY GO
ALL OF A SUDDEN???"


"WHAT THE HELL???!!!
WHAT THE HELL???!!!
WHAT THE HELL???!!!"

THE BEAR KEPT THINKING
ABOUT LOVE
ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVED
BOTH OF THEM
ABOUT HOW MUCH
HE WANTED TO GROW OLD
WITH MICHAEL
AND ALSO THE MUSICIAN
ABOUT HOW HE MET THEM UNDER
SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES
ABOUT HOW MICHAEL HELPED HIM
TO GET OUT OF THE PHANTOM ZONE
ABOUT HOU MUCH THE MUSICIAN HELPED HIM
IN THE DARK DAYS OF THE PANDEMIC
ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS OF MICHAEL
ABOUT THE PROS AND CONS OF THE MUSICIAN
ABOUT HOW MUCH FURTHER
HE COULD GO WITH ONE OF THEM
BETWEEN THE SHEETS
RATHER THAN THE OTHER
ABOUT SHARING FEELINGS
SHARING SILK AND MUSK AND DUST AND SWEAT
AND LOVE AND TEARS AND THUNDER
AND ROCK AND POP AND DREAMS
WHETHER HE WANTED OR NOT
SOMEDAY HE WOULD HAVE TO CHOOSE
ONE DAY HE WOULD HAVE TO LEABE THE OTHER BEHIND
AND GROW OLD WITH ONE OF THEM
AND NOT THE OTHER...




IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME.



Wednesday, February 7, 2024

THE CREATOR OF NINTENDO





"FOR THE HONOR OF GRAYSKULL"
THE BEAR SAID
AND HE TIME TRAVELED
IT WAS A PRIORITY 
TO TALK WITH LEGION


HELL...

"HI DAD"
"HI KIDS"
"WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR???" SAID JACOB
"WELL... I FOUND ANOTHER NINTENDO
AND IT WAS WIRED TO A TV..."
"DID YOU PLAY IT???" ASKED AURA...
"NOPE... NOPE NOPE...
THAT NO
NOT THAT
ARE YOU KIDDING???"
"WEELLL" SAID KYLE "WE KNOW YOURE BRAE"


"NOT REALLY"
"BUT... I DUNNO YOU COULD GATHER INFORMATION
IF YOU PLAYED NINTENDO... RIGHT?" SAID AURA
"LOOOK.  IM NOT TECHNOPHOBIC...
ITS JUST..."
"WELL DAD... I THINK YOU SHOULD PLAY NINTENDO
AFTER ALL VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS" SAID KYLE
... MY ASS...

"DAD" SAID JACOB... "YOU TOLD US THAT NINTENDO
TECHNOLOGY CAN STORE WEAPONS 
OF MASS DESTRUCTION 
LIKE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE"
"YES BUT... WHAT ELSE CAN THEY STORE???" SAID THE BEAR
"I DUNNO"
"WITH MICHAEL WE COPIED THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE" SAID THE BEAR
AND  CONTINUED "IN A PENDRIVE THAT RAMIEL 
GAVE TO US..."
"IT SEEMS PEOPLE ALSO
USE NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY 
TO HAVE FUN
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT???"
"NOTHING.." SAID THE BEAR "BUT DEFENITELY
I CANNOT PLAY NINTENDO"
"WHAT ELSE COULD NINTENDOS 
STORE???" ASKED AURA
"LETS NOT GET PARANOID 
ABOUT VIDEGAME CONSOLES???" SAID KYLE

"THIS IS INTERESTING
IMAGINE A WORLD WERE VIDEOGAMES
COULD REALLY BE DANGEROUS..." SAID AURA
"WHAT A BAD JOKE SISTER..." SAID KYLE
"I REMEMBERED THE MOVIE READY PLAYER ONE
ITS BETTER THE BOOK THANT THE MOVIE..." SAID JACOB


"BUT KIDS , WHAT IF WE ARE MISSING SOMETHING
THE OTHER DAY I WAS PLAYING MORTAL KOMBAT
AND I MADE THE BEST FATALITY EVER
THERE WAS A LOT OF BLOOD
THAT GAME IS VIOLENT... YYYYAAAAASSS!
VIOLENCE YYYYAAAAASSS!!!"

"WELL WE LIKE VIOLENT GAMES TOO" SAID AURA
"OF COURSE AND VIOLENT MOVIES" ADDE KYLE
"AND VIOLENT MANGA, COMICS, MUSIC, 
TV SHOWS
THATS NORMAL... RIGHT???" SAID JACOB
"YES GORE YES" ADDED AURA

"WHO COULD REALLY THING 
THAT VIDEOGAMES ARE DANGEROUS???
FOR JOSH SAKE" SAID THE BEAR
"WHAT IS IMPORTANT HERE IS THAT...
WAIT A MINUTE... WHAT IF YOU SAW A GAMEBOY
ABLE TO STORE DANGEROUS WEAPONS 
OF MASS DESTRUCTIO
BUT NOT ALL GAMEBOYS CAN DO THAT???" SAID AURA
"DID YOU CHECK THAT???" ADDED KYLE

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN

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"HI GUYS, MY NAME IS SHOPHIA 
CODE NAME SOPHIA
IM LOOKING FOR A GUY CALLLED
ANDY TABRAZ???
I SAID IT RIGHT??"

WHAT A GOOD CODE NAME

"IM INTRODUCING MYSELF
MEET SOPHIA 
THE BRAND NEW HOMO NOVUS MODEL
NEXUS NEXT 2.0 GENERATION"

"WTF" SAID EVERYONE ELSE
"WELL WE DONT KNOW YOU AND...
WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING" SAIDD AURA
"WELL THAT CAN WAIT" ANSWERED SOPHIA
"REALLY??" ASKED KYLE

"WELL GUYS LET ME TALK
MAYBE I LOOK FAMILIAR TO YOU
THATS NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW
IM SEARCHING FOR ANDY
I HAVE TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT
... NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY???"

"IM HERE..." SAID THE BEAR
"WELL TO BEGIN WITH
I MUST SAY THAT VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS" SAID SOPHIA
"WE KNOW THAT" SAID KYLE JACOB AND AURA
"WELL SOME PEOPLE DONT KNOW THAT..." ADDED SOPHIA
"MOVIES ARE NOT DANGEROUS NOT EITHER
COMIC BOOKS OR MANGA OF TV OR MOVIES"
"AND???" SAID AURA 
"LETS MAKE THAT CLEAR RIGHT...
WELL PORN IS NOT DANGEROUS ALSO
NOT A SINFUL THIN 
NOTHING BAD
ITS NORMAL RIGHT???"
"SOPHIA GET TO THE POINT" SAID JACOB
"BECAAAUSE WE ARE BUSY... HERE" ADDED AURA

"AS A MODEL NEXUS NEXT
HOMO NOVUS AND STUFF
I CAN DO THINGS THAT OTHER MODELS
CANNOT DO...
ALRIGHT..
FOR EXAMPLE I CAN DEVELOP 
DIFFERENT KINDS OF TECHNOLOGY
TECHNOLOGY WAY AHEAD 
TO RAMIEL TECHNOLOGY..."

"SO THE NEXT POINT OF THIS
PRESENTATION IS ABOUT
WHAT OTHER TECHNOLOGIES
CAN BE DEVELOPED IN THE NEW AGE
AT THE POWER OF SIX
FOR EXAMPLE THERES SUPER FOOD
PERSOCOMS AND 
NEXUS PLEASURE MODELS
ALSO ROBOTS
AND
ABOVE ALL WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT
IS HOW YOU APPLY 
GENERATIVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE
AND EMOTIONAL AND SPIRITUAL
GENERATIVE ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE"

"I WENT TO A LABORATORY IN MALASTAR AND
STARTED DEVELOPING A  NEW KIND OF TECHNOLOGY
APPROVED BY THE REPUBLIC AND THE URM
NEXT I MADE A TRIP TO CORUSCANT WERE
THEY HAVE WAY BETTER
TECHNOLOGY DEVELOPMENT INDUSTRIES
I SNEAKED IN THOSE LABS
AND MADE THEM BELIEVE
I AM AN ADULT
AND...
BINGO!!!
I DEVELOPED NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY
WITH THE AID OF PLEIADIANS
GREYS REPTILIANS 
NORDIC ALIENS
INSECTOIDS... AND 
VEGETAL ETHNICITY ALIENS
AND 
WELL BASICALLY EVERYBODY
THE NORMAL THING..."

"RAMIEL FORVADE ME FROM TIME TRAVEL
ABOUT THE NINTENDO TECHNOLOGY MATTTER
BUT I DID IT ANY WAY
AND PUT SOME NINENTDOS 
INSIDE ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS
SO THEY COULD HAVE FUN WITH THEM
BECA...USE VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS
WE ALL KNOW THAT
THATS NORMAL!!!"

"SO I WENT TO ATLANTIS, THE INCA EMPIRE
THE AZTECS THE MAYAS
AND THE ROMANS
AND DELIVERED SOME OF THIS 
TECHNOLOGY IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY
THE NORMAL THIN..."

"I FIGURED OUT THERE WAS AN ANCIENT CIVILIZATION
SIMILAR TO ATLANTIS
IN THE QUANTUM REALM.
I STOLE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE 
AND PUT IT INSIDE A GAMEBOY"

"AND I LEFT THE GAME BOY THERE
BUT 
WAS I  CLUMSY????
I FORGOT TO DELETE 
THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE FOR GOOD
AND..."



"AND???" SAID EVERYBODY ELSE
"WELL " SAID SOPHIE "I WANTED TO EXPLAIN THAT TO ANDY
CLUMSY OF ME I DID NOT DELETE THE FILE...
"WELL THAT EXPLAINS SO MUCH" SAID THE BEAR
"I HAVE A NINTENDO AROUND IF YOU WANNA PLAY RIGHT" SAID SOPHIE
"NOT NOW... "SAID THE BEAR
"BEAR, YOU ARE MODERN...
SINCE WHEN YOU WENT TECHNOPHOBIC?????"

"WELL...
THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE AND STUFF" SAID THE BEAR
"I CANNOT BELIEVE IT..." SAID SOPHIE
"ANOTHER THING... " ADDES SOPHIE
"IT SEEMS THAT YOU NEVER
STOP TALKING" SAID KYLE
"DONT BE RUDE.. "SAID SOPHIE "NEXT TIME
ILL ERASE THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE FOR SURE
PROMEESS"

"I THOUGHT ...I... WAS CYBERPUNG HEAVY" SAID THE BEAR
"BUT LOOK THE POSITIVE THING
IS THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE
CAN HAVE FUN WITH NINTENDO COMPATIBLE
VIDEOGAMES
I MADE THE WORLD A LITTLE BIT BETTER
BECAAAUUUUUUSEE
VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS"

"WHY YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR, SOPHIE???
I SEE A LOT OF DEAL OF ME IN YOU" SAID THE BEAR
"BECAUSE IM LEGION TOO..." SAID SOPHIE
"THAT I CALL DIRECT SPEECH???" SAID KYLE

"DAD" SAID SOPHIE  "YOU ASS FACE
HOW CAN YOU TALK ABOUT THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE
AND DANGEROUS WEAPONS
OF MASS DESTRUCTION????
YOU DONT HAVE A MIRRROR???
IS IT MODESTY OR HIDDEN SELF ESTEEM??
FACE OF WOOD..
I CAN SAY
SOUNDS MODEST YOU KNOW???"


????


"WELL IF YOU ARE LEGION TOOO" SAID JACOB
"WE WANT YOU TO" SAID AURA
"PROVE IT" SAID KYLE

"WELL YES... I CAN PROVE IT" SAID SOPHIE
AND ADDED 
"OF COURSE  I APOLOGIZE 
FOR PUTTING THE FOUT
AND SCREW UP
BY DEVELOPING TECHNOLOGY
BECAUSE VIDEOGAMES ARE NOT DANGEROUS
BUT 
THE BACKYARDIGAN FILE CAN BE
SO ILL BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME
AND SORRY PLS ABOUT ALL THE TROUBLE"

HERES MY RING

"AND WHOS YOUR OTHER DAD???" ASKED THE BEAR
"DAD" SAID SOPHIE "THATS A LITTLE SECRET
ILL NEVER TELL
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME...
XOXO
GOSSIP GAY"
"WELL THAT CLEARS A LOT
EVERYTHING" SAID THE BEAR
"DAD THE QUESTIONS YOU MAKE..." SAID KYLE
"ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU PLAY DEAD..." SAID AURA
"I GOT A LITTLE BIT SCARED..." ADDED JACOB

"DAAAD"

"SHIT
I DID NOT MEAN TO
IT WASNT MY FAULT"
SAID THE BEAR

NOW  LETS GO BACK TO THE PAST


THATS ALL FOLKS.


ANOTHER AVERAGE DAY.

THE TWILIGHT ZONE

  THE BEAR AND MICHAEL WALKING TOGETHER IN THE PARK SHARING TOGETHER PRECIOUS MOMENTS OF GLAMOUR ROMANTICISM AND LOVE AND PEACE "WHAT A...